This is gonna be good!
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Oh, and, um... did you *ahem* lose something?" she asked quietly. She discreetly gave him back his wrist watch, still quite wet.

Ok this really killed me. ^^;;

Anon realized that she tasted like fucking Skittles®.

Golden, can't say anything else.

And there is was.

it (? she?)

Ok putting it on a comment by itself for ease of voting.
I say we get Celestia on the table.

...so, after that performance I guess we're going back to Redheart. :)

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Anon moved his arm slowly though its range of motion and gave her a slow thumbs up. Despite everything, he hadn't been hurt beyond a few minor bumps from knocking over things.

I feel Gilda would be good next.

Nothing like trying to work his trade trying to avoid all those sharp edges. Who knows, she might even be able to suggest somewhere to get lunch that sells burgers not made of hay.

Interesting interpretation of Dash's sexuality.

And I nominate Starlight

I can tell that next estrus season Rainbow will be first in line waking up at 4 am, with a fedora, a trenchcoat, a wig and some white makeup so no one recognized her, and tell Anon.

"Ok remember what I told you about the leg things? If you swear not to tell a soul…y…you can t…t…touch them a little b…but! Only at the end! And press hard and strong! Right in the middle! With your thumb!" And the last part she would be virtually drooling before coming closer and whisper

"You can play with my teats and serve yourself some 'rainbow juice' in exchange~"

She tells trying to making a the deal and not having to pay full price. (yeah still want to see how he fare with boobs, with his fingers he could make a mare sing an aria)

Oh! Maybe a singer could be his next client!

Anyway back to the question, for my next one I say Moon Dancer or Starlight Glimmer those poor mares look pretty stress and in need to some release…plus I'm kind of curious if either of them might be interest in helping him 'improve' his elongation' in exchange for either private study session, or a discount. Like they want to mark how long can it be his endurance, can he actually bring them into a orgasm coma…if so how. And if his seed could impregnate mares because if it can't he could be the perfect stud for mares than don't have the potion or the spell for anti pregnancy.

That ending

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The author said that they are pretty flexible like marshmallows so I imagine…their genitalias can really stretch and when studs perform let just say they are a shower?

I say it evolution but if they really are fewer stallions, I would had imagine mares pussier wouldn't had evolve to support such big pennies. It like what is happening to our pinkies (the finger no the pony) because we don't used it as much, it actually growing smaller. And there is a theory that in a billlion of so years, it will actually vanish complete like our tails.

So my reasoning is that maybe there are fewer stallion but the act is still active and going strong, with either them not losing their size or mares finding replacements equally or even bigger substitutions like minotaurs or perhaps even dragons, that is why they can take something that big. Part is the normal anatomy, but also part because by evolution their bodies can easily stretch to that degree.

Vinyl.

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Somehow I missed that paragraph. I blame old age.

Okay, we got one half of that relationship out of the way. Now let's tackle the other part of that relationship. I nominate Applejack. I would like to see the conversation Anon has with AJ after what he just did to Rainbow.

I nominate Big Mac.

If only there was somepony whose job it was to bring Anon a letter inviting him to Canterlot for a special order, and maybe this ditzy somepony decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and deliver the letter while getting a treatment.

Now do AJ

> Elbow-deep massage

I KNEW my Fisty-Senses were tingling! I really enjoyed the forwardness of this chapter, loving the characterization too! Keep it going!

nice work and twilight

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Welcome back.

I really enjoyed the forwardness of this chapter, loving the characterization too! Keep it going!

Celestia

*blink*

I nominate Big Mac for a sheath cleaning. Do it. Do the thing!

Miss cake or pinkie pie

octavia

A Changeling with some weird-ass anatomy.

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I applaud your determination, and wish this comment the very best of luck.

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Eh, I'd just as soon blame it on their high-sugar intake literally turning them into marshmallow shaped magic ponies.

The casual conversation during the fucking made me smile,
but this;

"Yeah, well ponies don't stand up and cheer for the Wonderbolts flying in a straight line over and over. You gotta mix it up and do some flips and shit."

"You want me to do 'flips and shit' with my fist in your pussy?" he asked.

"Well at least, like, do a barrel roll," Dash said, articulating her hoof it a circular motion.

That's shit right there had me rolling

My vote is for Roseluck.

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Weird ass? Like what, she has two butts?

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That's another point why to use dashes!

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I'm pretty sure Dash has been plenty used, after that.

One last chance: Kerfuffle.

Gleaming shield?

Who won? Who's next?? You decide!!!

Epic Fap Battles of Equestria....

I have no idea where that came from

Fluttershy game him a warm smile. "You're welcome." She walked out into the lobby and Anon followed after her.

gave

Rarity turned to follow Fluttershy out of the spa. "Oh, Anon!" Rarity called out, running back over to him. "A couple more things. Firstly..." Rarity reached into her bag and gave him a business card. The Crop : Marital Aide Emporium in Canterlot. "In case you want to pick up some... tools of the trade. Oh, and, um... did you *ahem* lose something? " she asked quietly. She discreetly gave him back his wrist watch, still quite wet.

I totaly lost my shit ... HARD Literally crying from the laughter. ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS

Either Vinyl or Octavia. Given the instruments they play, I bet the two of them would love to personally test the dexterity of Anon’s fingers.

(Plus, I still think it’s too soon for the princesses to have their turn. At least not before Twilight stops by to “investigate” Rarity’s claims. But that’s just my opinion.

Heh, he should just call her Skittles from now on. Also, I vote for Cadance.

I'm still for Mr. and Mrs. Cake getting a couples massage because Pinkie Pie super-duper-looper suggested they do so and had a 33% off coupon for massage emergencies. That Anon will be taking care of Mrs. Cake might be a bit of a surprise...but Rarity told her to say "I'm having what she's having."

Opportunities for either seeing Aloe and Lotus's happy ending techniques OR Mr. Cake being so "tense" afterwards that Mrs. Cake gets a two-for-one deal.

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Imagen this...
- Applejack as power punch glove.
- Rarity as a rapid magic buster Rockman style.
- RainbowDash and Fluttershy as flying gloves.
- Pinkie Pie as mobil item box.
- Twilight as. . . Book marker?

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Golden
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So yourself. . . Heh... (picture avatar)
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I know, right
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The dick...

This story has the best.
'Friendship with benefits' - the game
vibes

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Goddamn, that is too good to not use!

Bugbutt needs to get massage after all the stress she went trough

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I kinda want to see Sunset just for the wtf factor of she actually understanding how weird it is from the human viewpoint. Also complaining about human prudishness with someone who'd understand both sides of it.

Gotta ask, would pony matrial aids include, in the highest price range, strap-ons that not only you can feel but also are warm and feel like a penis? Sounds like the kind of thing magic would do, possibly with Twilight's help. Goes against the idea of being massages, but would likely be something to use with his special somepony when he does get to that.

That last scene had me giggling, alright. I like how you 'handled' her!

"You want me to do 'flips and shit' with my fist in your pussy?" he asked.

"What the hell do you want me to do, give your uterus an uppercut!?" he asked.

Dude, this fic have had me laughing my ass off... while sporting an insistent semi. Stellar work.

Oh, And I nominate Chrysalis.