Holy Shit Shakespearicles... You just turned clop into a philosophy rich lecture... I love you'r unpredictable nature. If i would be born a Changeling i would wear you'r face all day long until everyone living know it. Damn... This chapter will stay in my head not for the juicy bits, but for the emotional impact. Bloody fine entertainment ♡!
11120921 Holy Shit... That idea is glorious! I could kiss you for that image about Chrysalis giving snarking comments and puns all fuck long, Anon and Chrysalis having a battle of wits while Starlight Glimmer is railed into blissful oblivion ♡ Perhaps Starlight Glimmer future self comes back to the past to record her greatest fuck into a porno that get Anon remembered even a millenia later. With Chrysalis sheading a singel tear about the most magnificent stallion she ever met not for his sexual performance but a man that truly loved her... Exacly one millenia after the Movie that made Anon the legendary: Anon's Deep Tissue Massage - Roll credits
11121123 I know... Right?! Also a Luna or Nightmaremoon icon would be great... 11121125 Nooo waaay How could you tell... Royal Duty? The Twilight Sparkle chapter? Edjucated guess? Are you Psikick?
I'm gonna have to hop on this bandwagon too. Luna's been hiding behind her dreamscape powers like some psychic ERP'r rather than letting someone find out the real Luna. For Anon's sake, I hope her cooch doesn't also drive ponies insane when viewed, like Celestia's.
I suppose blindfolds or just working by moonlight works too. (See what I did there?)
"Yes, Anon. My husband and I have an arrangement, where he pretends to go to Canterlot on 'royal business', but it's really for a long weekend to fuck another mare. And I pretend to not notice when he comes home smelling like her. But I don't say anything because the rest of the time he's a good stallion. Because we have a family. And because we're public figures leading an empire. And because she's my friend."
Is this a reference to something? the wording feels very familiar
Her expression turned serious. "Are you kidding me? That's the mouth that kisses my daughter to sleep. What if my husband blows a fat load of that delicious, creamy goodness in my mouth, and then she gets a taste of it? And then she decides to get it from the source! And then one day I come home to her with his dick down her throat! And what if she's better at it than me!?"
Anyone else hoping for a time skip side chapter/stand alone sequel fic?
"Dammit Twilie..." Shining muttered. "Okay, for one, not that kind of roleplay! And secondly, even if we were doing that, I would be the one delivering the extra large sausage!"
Cadance giggled. "Oh! I get it now. That makes way more sense!"
No it doesn't. Can we go back to 15 seconds ago? I liked where things were headed there.
Shining grabbed Anon's shirt collar with his hooves. "Anon, please! I don't expect you to understand how important this is to me!" His eyes started to water. "Please! Please fuck my wife!"
Somehow, for varying reasons, we've all come to agree that that's the kind of stallion Shining is.
Her expression turned serious. "Are you kidding me? That's the mouth that kisses my daughter to sleep. What if my husband blows a fat load of that delicious, creamy goodness in my mouth, and then she gets a taste of it? And then she decides to get it from the source! And then one day I come home to her with his dick down her throat! And what if she's better at it than me!?"
Ah. So she's aware of the fan art.
"Another, more accurate way of putting it is that I want to sit on your face until you have to evolve gills."
Shit. I thought Christmas was a month ago.
"You know who! Change into his si-" Cadance glanced at the doorway and then at Shining. "His side-piece! Don't worry Shiny, you get to fuck her, too."
Shining walked over to the bedroom doorway and looked at Anon. "We're uh, we're gonna need a minute to uh... to resolve things." He said before he closed the door, obscuring the flash of green light.
Oh no you don't! You can't just turn this into Kanashiipanda's comic and then back out halfway through! You get back here and finish what you started!
Holy shit Shakes. The memes were on point this chapter.
Here are a few that got me:
"What about an alicorn?" Anon asked.
Shining scoffed. "Alicorn OCs are cringe."
"Yeah, Anon, even I know that," Chrysalis added.
Looking way back over the fandom... for over a decade. This hits home.
"You can't seduce the dragon!" Chrysalis yelled.
Let's ask the Bard from One Shot Questers.
"Are you kidding me? That's the mouth that kisses my daughter to sleep. What if my husband blows a fat load of that delicious, creamy goodness in my mouth, and then she gets a taste of it? And then she decides to get it from the source! And then one day I come home to her with his dick down her throat! And what if she's better at it than me!?"
What if my husband blows a fat load of that delicious, creamy goodness in my mouth, and then she gets a taste of it? And then she decides to get it from the source! And then one day I come home to her with his dick down her throat! And what if she's better at it than me!?"
Sounds like a backdoor pilot to me. Don't say anything, I'm pretty sure I already read it.
Edit:
Well, according to his mother, Shining took a very long time to be weaned.
I wish comments were at the top, sorry off discussion but I wanted to be unprofessional for once in a comment section.
Princess Luna’s section was so existentially draining and adorable! It was perfect! Part clop (do people still say that?) and part lovely read! (Was this the right chapter? Been binge reading this since I missed a few chapters for a while now.
My choice of smol horse would have to be something just as raunchy with Applejack! Im sure there is some use of Big Mac and Rainbow Dash, don’t want to give any specifics but if it is anything like this chapter it’ll be fun to read!
not even the courtesy to let him watch, shameful
Cadance turn to get it... Who is next...?
Eris - As in Discords Chaotic sister of Chaos?
CMC - Their combined heat needs a true man to be conquered
Voting for starlight glimmer, but chrysalis stands next to them and comments
Holy Shit Shakespearicles... You just turned clop into a philosophy rich lecture... I love you'r unpredictable nature. If i would be born a Changeling i would wear you'r face all day long until everyone living know it.
Damn... This chapter will stay in my head not for the juicy bits, but for the emotional impact.
Bloody fine entertainment ♡!
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Holy Shit... That idea is glorious!
I could kiss you for that image about Chrysalis giving snarking comments and puns all fuck long, Anon and Chrysalis having a battle of wits while Starlight Glimmer is railed into blissful oblivion
♡
Perhaps Starlight Glimmer future self comes back to the past to record her greatest fuck into a porno that get Anon remembered even a millenia later.
With Chrysalis sheading a singel tear about the most magnificent stallion she ever met not for his sexual performance but a man that truly loved her...
Exacly one millenia after the Movie that made Anon the legendary:
Anon's Deep Tissue Massage - Roll credits
Luna, but for real.
How's about Pinkie, from New Pink, to Pink Prime.
Let's give some love for our favorite country mare, Applejack!
Cheerilee. 💯
AnaljackApplejack?Applejack.
On an unrelated note, any ideas on who Shining is seeing on the side?
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Hint: She's purple.
Starlight Glimmer, But Chrysalis joins in with her version of revenge sex! (Why is there not a Chrysalis Icon?!?!)
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He is screwing his sister on the side BTB
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I know... Right?! Also a Luna or Nightmaremoon icon would be great...
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Nooo waaay How could you tell...
Royal Duty?
The Twilight Sparkle chapter?
Edjucated guess?
Are you Psikick?
Luna for real. She is scaring the hired help.
My vote is for that one
Ocellus
So he bangs his sister? Why not just have cadence bang his whole family?
Coco Pommel and Rarity.
Rarity recommends the Ponyville method of relaxation to her friend, though Coco has a different idea where to put that hand.
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I'm gonna have to hop on this bandwagon too. Luna's been hiding behind her dreamscape powers like some psychic ERP'r rather than letting someone find out the real Luna. For Anon's sake, I hope her cooch doesn't also drive ponies insane when viewed, like Celestia's.
I suppose blindfolds or just working by moonlight works too. (See what I did there?)
Well at least they let him sleep?
Is this a reference to something? the wording feels very familiar
Anyone else hoping for a time skip side chapter/stand alone sequel fic?
Can't have a Cadance fic without peetzer!
nice work on chapter
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Flurry?
we
defuse
Oh shit. My time (and chapter) has come.
No it doesn't. Can we go back to 15 seconds ago? I liked where things were headed there.
Somehow, for varying reasons, we've all come to agree that that's the kind of stallion Shining is.
Ah. So she's aware of the fan art.
Shit. I thought Christmas was a month ago.
Oh no you don't! You can't just turn this into Kanashiipanda's comic and then back out halfway through! You get back here and finish what you started!
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Boy, do I have an artist for you~!
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I like the way you think, friend.
Holy shit Shakes. The memes were on point this chapter.
Here are a few that got me:
Looking way back over the fandom... for over a decade.
This hits home.
Let's ask the Bard from One Shot Questers.
This is oddly specific and seems very familiar.
I really enjoyed the memes.
Thank you for posting.
Luna or flurry
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fixed!
Our vote is for Chrysalis in Centaur form if possible please, it would make being top heavy easier on her.
Autumn Blaze
A Kirin with a burning sensation on 🔥 📛 🧯 *
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luna has already been done and flurry would be to soon. but goth flurry later on would be cool.
so let me guess... flurry being goth is a nod to Daddy's Little Gothicc Girl
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No. It's pretty much just canon by now.
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We ALL know the other mare is, Twilight, right?! Really want them to just say it.
Really, really want Anon to just say it.
Also, since this is after Season 9, I vote for the CMC, too!
Sounds like a backdoor pilot to me. Don't say anything, I'm pretty sure I already read it.
Edit:
Another reference? Already? Dayum.
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Oh she going through a phase 🤣😂
I never tought i would see such a reasonable use for these words
Can’t wait for the next update
I like to think Chrysalis is Flurry's cool aunt assuming she ever gets to meet her.
Shining is porking Twilight?
I wish comments were at the top, sorry off discussion but I wanted to be unprofessional for once in a comment section.
Princess Luna’s section was so existentially draining and adorable! It was perfect! Part clop (do people still say that?) and part lovely read!
(Was this the right chapter? Been binge reading this since I missed a few chapters for a while now.
My choice of smol horse would have to be something just as raunchy with Applejack! Im sure there is some use of Big Mac and Rainbow Dash, don’t want to give any specifics but if it is anything like this chapter it’ll be fun to read!
Lunas cute lil dapples.