Celestia mused aloud to Anon, "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Princess Platinum, the unicorn?"
"No," he answered.
"I thought not. It's not a story the history books would tell you. Most historians dismiss it as mere legend. A myth. Ancient gossip. Daughter of King Bullion, Princess Platinum was the leader of the unicorn tribe, before the unification of Equestria in the events of Hearth's Warming. This, you know?" she asked.
Is there anything that this bit hasn't been applied to now?
Anon glanced to the side, at the statue he had seen on the way in. The one with the centaur and a little pegasus filly...
"Didn't there used to be three figures there?"
Uh-oh...
Of course, now I'm wondering if there's a lust-drunk bug-horse queen stumbling around Equestria right now .
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Princess Platinum, the unicorn?"
That bit was hillarious. Equestrian politics are brutal. I also liked how he tried to be friends with Celestia. Gives him a bit of personality. Though your small human dick fetish is still annoying.
He in terms of length and girth, was still a far cry from a grown stallion,
Still is though. Plus it was magic. It doesn't count unless it's natural. Actually, it doesn't make sense that they are that big. In the story picture, Anon's elbow is bigger than the pony's torso. Going hand deep in them wouldn't be phisically possible if they are not the size of a real horse. I'm just going to headcannon that Twilight, bookworm that she is, knows that the only reason ponies are that big is because Princess Nymphoma Platinum enchanted all stallions with BigDickTM spell. And mares responded with TardisVagTM spell. Naturally they are as endowed as humans, but everyone who doesn't smoke history books doesn't know about it.
10665788 To be fair now he has a big human dick, likely only small instead of downright tiny to ponies. And a likely full-sized if not big one from future sessions with the Yonic Apotheosis
Her sister could have a similar effect. His left arm is rather scrawny right now, I'd say!
That bit with Celestia's holy vagina is the most cliche stupid thing I've heard for a while, but since you are basically taking crowd commissions I'll say it is the best porn in the world and you are truly the strongest writer there is.
That said, I am still going for my Changeling fix, and after this far-too-long chapter I demand that both Cozy Glow and Chrysalis are a part of it, at the same time!
This story went without a villain for far too long!
10665783 See, you invoked Dragon Ball, and that was a mistake. Now we're going to get 15 chapters of conversational filler material--most of which can be summed up with "I made it just in time, thanks for holding the line everyone who was getting stomped out like your name was 'fire'" or "nope, I no-sold that move, here's how and why"--flexing, posing, and screaming.
Like i said last time depending on when this takes place, im guessing between season 9 finale and the time skip epilogue (or is it after according to this chapter), then i vote for sunset shimmer (either in her world or she visits the pony world), starlight glimmer, or another round with fluttershy unless its too early for that.
Apparently your keyboard wants to add something to the story too. Right now it's some extra letters, but one day you wake up and see it typing a new chapter all on its own.
I love that this is a mixture of both rather self-serious, "normal" smut and an awful lot of references and comedy. Makes it entertaining to read even when I'm not horny.
Celestia turned around and flagged her tail at him. Her horn glowed for a moment, and with a small force of will, she dispelled the thin veil of the glamor she wore.
17 second after release... Awesome timing
Mando?
She got an temple worth worshipping....
We have one retired Princess. Now let the other have her fun. Give a vote for Princess Luna!
Is there anything that this bit hasn't been applied to now?
Uh-oh...
Of course, now I'm wondering if there's a lust-drunk bug-horse queen stumbling around Equestria right now .
Y E S, CHRYSSY TIME
He gonna be meeting a love bug, NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!!!
Twilight Sparkle wants to take a turn!
That bit was hillarious. Equestrian politics are brutal. I also liked how he tried to be friends with Celestia. Gives him a bit of personality. Though your small human dick fetish is still annoying.
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That was simply hilarious. Great work.
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Still is though. Plus it was magic. It doesn't count unless it's natural.
Actually, it doesn't make sense that they are that big. In the story picture, Anon's elbow is bigger than the pony's torso. Going hand deep in them wouldn't be phisically possible if they are not the size of a real horse.
I'm just going to headcannon that Twilight, bookworm that she is, knows that the only reason ponies are that big is because Princess
NymphomaPlatinum enchanted all stallions with BigDickTM spell. And mares responded with TardisVagTM spell. Naturally they are as endowed as humans, but everyone who doesn't smoke history books doesn't know about it.10665788
To be fair now he has a big human dick, likely only small instead of downright tiny to ponies. And a likely full-sized if not big one from future sessions with the Yonic Apotheosis
Her sister could have a similar effect. His left arm is rather scrawny right now, I'd say!
That bit with Celestia's holy vagina is the most cliche stupid thing I've heard for a while, but since you are basically taking crowd commissions I'll say it is the best porn in the world and you are truly the strongest writer there is.
That said, I am still going for my Changeling fix, and after this far-too-long chapter I demand that both Cozy Glow and Chrysalis are a part of it, at the same time!
This story went without a villain for far too long!
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Like a freakin' Zweihänder
I really hope he starts to exercise lefty, having righty all buffed just looks...weird.
Oooooh no.
Time to find out if he can slay the Queen, eh? Although, after this power up, it will be an epic battle for the ages!
As an aside, this chapter. Whoa. I mean, Whoa. I might have to save and frame this one.
Praise the Sun! (Indeed!)
Yes! Bug Queen is next!!!
I hope 🤞
Well great, he didn't get the full treatment! Now he's lopsided!
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See, you invoked Dragon Ball, and that was a mistake. Now we're going to get 15 chapters of conversational filler material--most of which can be summed up with "I made it just in time, thanks for holding the line everyone who was getting stomped out like your name was 'fire'" or "nope, I no-sold that move, here's how and why"--flexing, posing, and screaming.
bug queen gonna get rekt!
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Yes. There was a tie on the last votes.
Here's hoping that Chrissy learns the magic of friendship through a good dicking.
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Didn't Anon do a cameo in "Life of Brian"?
Bigus?
Free Willy?
He's not free
Luna's upset her sister didn't share
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knowing shakes, I'm betting that they just keep carting anon to canterlot once a month so she stays too fucked-silly to be a threat.
Mm...
Chrysalis perhaps may be next...
Although i would love to see how Luna reacts to this, ever since her thousand years on the moon
Wait... Dude! Did you just self-insert, displayed and update your profile pic with this chapter?!
You the fucking man!
Not sure if my body is ready for Chrysalis, but damn it, if I won't try!
nice work
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Yeah, I didn't like that "Holy grail" part of this chapter neither.
It was just over the top.
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Absolute PRICELESS performance. Anon the sex god!
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Elements of Harmony x 10 by lifting her tail
Heh.
Nice to see Gallus is moving up in the world.
As for the rest of this chapter.
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There were a few gems to pick out but I think that parting line was probably the best. Short and simple but with such implications.
Are we to assume, then, that Luna's snatch is considered a grim avatar of death and portal to hell?
wow...just wow.
a very apt series of descriptions if I ever heard.
GOLD STAR
S CLASS
Like i said last time depending on when this takes place, im guessing between season 9 finale and the time skip epilogue (or is it after according to this chapter), then i vote for sunset shimmer (either in her world or she visits the pony world), starlight glimmer, or another round with fluttershy unless its too early for that.
If I was writing this, I'd probably have given Anon Chrys as the one who actually falls in love with him, having been scorned by Shy.
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Shouldn't she do his other arm? Just thinking about having mismatched arms hurts me
Very nice chapter and I look forward to the next. That being said, there's some things you may want to edit.
First, at one point, you call Twinkleshine " Berryshine".
Well, yeah. After all, she's a mare and sire means "to father". Maybe "have", "birth" or possibly "dam" would fit better.
And lastly, you wrote "broker" instead of broke.
Apparently your keyboard wants to add something to the story too. Right now it's some extra letters, but one day you wake up and see it typing a new chapter all on its own.
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Fixed! Thanks.
Its Hereditary (if you get this joke, bravo)
I love that this is a mixture of both rather self-serious, "normal" smut and an awful lot of references and comedy. Makes it entertaining to read even when I'm not horny.
Oh shit. Sociopathic bug horse has found a way to escape.
Here comes the Sun~ doo da doo doo