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Guess what?
Gryphon butt.
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Gabby didn't do to shabby. Birb-Miau sure is quite the treat.

Edit: I regreat writing before reading...
Holy Shit what a chapter...

Seriously... What did i just read? Like... Is this the dark side of Alien culture? Damn... No Griffon mate for me in this story...

I rather think Pinkie Pie is easyer to endure on a Sugar Rush than Gabby daily...

As much as we want to say that Gabby is literally a bird brain nincompoop, She can also be very sly as well.

And Starlight Glimmer is soooooooooooo gonna be hate fucked hard in the next chapter!

Anon re-virgin her Griffonhood
Nice

Starlight Glimmer
For that mare lost her Village full of Studs and Anon is worth a Village of two pump chumps and than some!

Spike has barbs? Ouch... I guess that will be a no go for Rarity than... But apperently Griffons are fine to I guess we can scratch of Abesinian if Griffon are already that mutch of a Baddream come true...

Love the lore, could go for more

Anon and Chrysalis. Wholesome murder
What a dream couple

nice work

Sandpaperussy sandpaperussy

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Hate fucked?

Well that will put me off gryphons for a while.....who am I kidding can't get enough of those catbirds (or dogbirds if you are ReinBourne)

I feel bad for the gay catbirds

Wait... Are you changing your pfp every chapter?

So why do i get the feeling that anon just discovered the holy grail of griffin sex aids

Hehe, a virginity reset procedure? That's.... Frankly hilarious!

What the fuck, man... what the fuck?

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With her brainwashing habits Anon wouldn't remember what have they done before closed doors, but Chryssy will feel traces of Glimmer's mind control on him, and in the night Starlight will have an unpleasant encounter with very angry and jealous changeling queen. She'll find a way to stretch her leash a bit to do it.

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Anon is a human, not a pony. No cutie mark, no mindcontrol as side effect.
Also Anon has seen Celestia pussy of accending minds. Pretty sure that negates all mind control spells One do not simply see the pussy of universal knowlege and stay unchanged

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Glim's mind control wan't cutimark-based, if I remember correctly. Just a spell that makes ponies creepily complacent ("Yes, Starlight Glimmer, I will do this.")

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Read Be A Human Day by Andrew Joshua Talon here in FIM to understand why.

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Already did but I still don't get the connection

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Interessting, i must have missed that.
Still, after see and survive this Celestial pussy of light i think mind altering magic has no effect on Anon. His mind was blown by Celestia after all

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Sounds like Anon needs a good pick me up. Thankfully, for him I know just the right pony for the job.

I vote for Pinkie Pie!

A cat is fine, too.

This entire story was just a long, elaborate setup for this one line, wasn't it?

"Don't be silly, Anon! I don't have a weird lizzer hole like a dragon."

"What? You mean like Spike?" he asked. She nodded.

I'm going to break my Chrysalis voting streak and vote for Amber next time

Nice

I'm glad this story is a comedy.

Anon knowing he can never be a father in Equestria, then suddenly becoming a father by happenstance, then to have that realization immediately (and rather cruelly) dashed to pieces literally in his face...
Could have been a heck of a lot heavier.

And surprisingly sweet Chryssi at the end. Almost like she's made for him.

And thusly, My crush on Gabby only grows

Speaking of which; does any One else have the feeling she wants him as her mate?

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I can see her actually having his gryphling later on in this beautiful masterpiece of literature.

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👍

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Oh My gosh, I just noticed tgat while reading from prompting to check! I noticed it had changed before, but I just realised it does change every chapter upload.

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Chrysalis is the only one who can deal it right back in Anon's face. They are made for each other.
Like Peg and Ted Bundy; Married With A Thousand Children...

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Ted Bundy

*Al Bundy.

Ted Bundy was the serial killer.

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Ack, you're right. Strange how I get those two mixed up...

hehe

seems bug butt and anon are perfect for one another

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Gabby isn't stupid. She's not dumb either. She's just griffon Pinkie Pie. In order words, she's grossly misunderstood.

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"Arms, by the way," Anon said, pointing at his upper limbs. "And if I was ever in a state where I was no longer capable of wiping my own ass, I would hope that someone would love me enough to smother me with a pillow and end my living hell."

Chrysalis turned and looked him dead in the face. "Anon, if you ever ask me to wipe your ass for you, I will smother you with a fucking pillow!"

Sometimes you just know you've found the one. These two are on the same page without even having to discuss it and it's beautiful.

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It must be fate ~♡

Here's a challenge: Sunny Starscout.

Great Scot, Marty! Time to warm up the time traveling machine

Moral of the chapter: never fuck a gryphon.

Would be an amazing troll by Celestia if her magical enhancements on Anon further results in a large population surge in Poneyville. I can only imagine Anon’s reaction.

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I bet my ass your right

Can’t help but notice the new profile picture, very interested in the next chapter.

Its gonna be weird but, what you think about a chapter of TFH (thems fightin herds )character?

What about Autumn Blaze?

Just finished one of the very best stories i ever read on Fimfiction. Damn... Your quite the genius with your story
'Cat's Cradle'

Sooo... What flavor will we get with Starlight Glimmer? :
1. - Evil mastermind Dom or Sub
2. - Role-playing like: I need to redeem/need punishment
3. - You know... You could rule the world...
With a gentle fisting