Damn fine chapter! I must say this chapter was waaay deeper than anyone could have expected...
Anon - The Legendary Mareheat fighter. In noponys mind comes a bigger legend to mind. - Slayer of Pussyheat waves. - Hes mighty Spear made short work of all that have crossed it's path. - He outlasted everycreature and than some. - No matter how mighty or heavy the burden... He would shoulder them all... - He was so badass not even death could have holded him in his youth. - Anon was the ultimate hero to any mare, pony or otherwise. - Even to this day his Changeling decendants keep his legend alive on a daily basis. - His legend started in Equestria, but it would be carried among the stars. For he was Anon, the 'Anon's Deep Tissue Massage' legend shall live on even when the sun shall once day no longer burn, like Anons eternal lust.
That's... pretty god damn awful to do to someone, actually. Shit, I've been sad after dreams of imaginary people that only covered a day or two. That was just a straight up act of torture.
11105021 Ah. Good. I don't have to be the one to say it this time.
"Now memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but we still know the words to this song."
There's a good hit of nostalgia to last me a while. You even properly integrated into the story. An emotional moment and very interesting bit of Luna-lore, no less!
11105367 "That's... pretty god damn awful to do to someone, actually. Shit, I've been sad after dreams of imaginary people that only covered a day or two. That was just a straight up act of torture."
God I hate those relationship dreams. It's like my subconscious going: "Hey, here's that thing you really want, but hah! Jokes on you! It's just a dream!" Always wake up disappointed and depressed after them.
I say Lighting Dust, let continue Anon campain of reforming bad ladies!
Or if you want something more down to earth Cookie Crumbles! Or Ms Cake. All that talk about mommies, makes me wonder how fair would he do against actual mommies. I bet their nipples are enlarged after giving birth
Also me think Luna and Celestia are close to offer becoming part of a herd.
Applejack. Just because Ponyville is going through an extremely powerful estrus season, doesn't mean the fieldwork on Sweet Apple Acres can be left unfinished. AJ probably had too much work to do to come and get a spa treatment herself. Perhaps Twilight could get Anon to arrange a private house call. (Besides, Anon lived an entire lifetime in his head and had a family. A family that no longer exists. Who better to help Anon with coming to terms with that, than a mare who already lost members of her own family?)
I always thought that the dreams where we go about our lives are the ones that mess you up the most. Especially if you remember it. Those feelings you felt in the dream still with you in the waking world but, how valid are they if they merely came from a dream?
I call angry Applejack, after she finds out that Rainbow Dash have visited Anon. That or Maybe Twilight Velvet, because Night Light is ill or slight hurt, so he cant perform that season.
11105721 Had those at least twice. Once only covered a few days. The other, while no longer in duration, had a dream-me where I knew it was just a part of a much longer relationship. Much mental cursing on waking up, and I was mopey for days. At least I don't have any "missing" kids.
Anon stepped outside. "Wait, so if you're nopony's mare, and you only do that stuff in dreams, does that mean you're still a virgin?"
Luna balked, "W-WHAT! Who told you that!? Was it Tia!? 'TIS A LIE!" she slammed the door shut.
"Oh... that is cute." Anon suspected that it would not be his last time seeing her.
Luna, the Virgin Gamer, really is so damn cute!
I'm for Cadance as well.
Love that Chryssi, gets those "im fucking my hot and kinky roommate lines, but I am really curious about what Cadance thinks about Shining and Twilight, and Chrysalis and Shining, relationships. That shit has to be nuts!
Another great chapter. Way to start the year off strong!
Great story. I'd love to see more of the Celestia, Anon, Luna love triangle i love a great romance sub-plot! As for who Anon should "help" next i vote for "Vinyl Scratch (DJ-P0N3) and Octavia Melody" yep another two-for-one chapter
I want to see Luna get forced into finaly getting her virginity taken by Anon!!! Then turns out he gets both Tia and Luna pregnant!!!! Imagine how bad he will be.... requested then..
(...)"I don't know why Twilight was bitching about these eggs. They're delicious! How are you getting them? I mean, I know you can't leave the house. Are they being delivered?" (...)"Eh, after a fashion."
11107357 Not like that!!!! I mean Tia basically tells her to take care of her heat the right way do to Luna scaring the jess out of everypone. Tia saying some like "Go have Anon take care of it now or say good bye to the ponenet!!!!!" I mean she got to get her game on right and she just broke the 10,000th controller in under 6 hours.
Cadance!
And that was the turn of the phrase where I nearly died from laughing too much.
I think i wanna see Starlight glimmer next.
The G&P Trixie and Starlight Glimmer be next!
Tell me you're an old fan without saying you're an old fan.
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There's a simple explanation: You're a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball.
We still have members of the Mane 6 that still need tending to. I vote for Applejack!
Eris
Damn fine chapter! I must say this chapter was waaay deeper than anyone could have expected...
Anon - The Legendary Mareheat fighter.
In noponys mind comes a bigger legend to mind.
- Slayer of Pussyheat waves.
- Hes mighty Spear made short work of all that have crossed it's path.
- He outlasted everycreature and than some.
- No matter how mighty or heavy the burden... He would shoulder them all...
- He was so badass not even death could have holded him in his youth.
- Anon was the ultimate hero to any mare, pony or otherwise.
- Even to this day his Changeling decendants keep his legend alive on a daily basis.
- His legend started in Equestria, but it would be carried among the stars.
For he was Anon, the 'Anon's Deep Tissue Massage' legend shall live on even when the sun shall once day no longer burn, like Anons eternal lust.
Vote:
ERIS - GODDESS of Disharmony
( We all know Discord needs to enduldge in his feminine needs sometimes )
Apple Bloom
Cadence something tells me there is something going on between Twi and Shining driving Cadence nuts.
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Ooh, yes, +1 for best noodle Eris!
I just hope Anon's mind will survive her chaotic... well, everything.
Don't think I don't see what your doing there.
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Are you rife with devastation?
nice work
That's... pretty god damn awful to do to someone, actually. Shit, I've been sad after dreams of imaginary people that only covered a day or two. That was just a straight up act of torture.
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Ah. Good. I don't have to be the one to say it this time.
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Hm?
There's a good hit of nostalgia to last me a while.
You even properly integrated into the story. An emotional moment and very interesting bit of Luna-lore, no less!
Thank you for sharing your writing here
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"That's... pretty god damn awful to do to someone, actually. Shit, I've been sad after dreams of imaginary people that only covered a day or two. That was just a straight up act of torture."
God I hate those relationship dreams. It's like my subconscious going: "Hey, here's that thing you really want, but hah! Jokes on you! It's just a dream!" Always wake up disappointed and depressed after them.
Future Flurry Heart
( time traveled or from a different dimension, maybe)
I say Lighting Dust, let continue Anon campain of reforming bad ladies!
Or if you want something more down to earth Cookie Crumbles! Or Ms Cake. All that talk about mommies, makes me wonder how fair would he do against actual mommies. I bet their nipples are enlarged after giving birth
Also me think Luna and Celestia are close to offer becoming part of a herd.
I think you meant heart
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Fixed!
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Well at least I'm not alone in having the odd day that trips & falls at the starting line.
Applejack.
Just because Ponyville is going through an extremely powerful estrus season, doesn't mean the fieldwork on Sweet Apple Acres can be left unfinished. AJ probably had too much work to do to come and get a spa treatment herself. Perhaps Twilight could get Anon to arrange a private house call. (Besides, Anon lived an entire lifetime in his head and had a family. A family that no longer exists. Who better to help Anon with coming to terms with that, than a mare who already lost members of her own family?)
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Wow that's deep
I always thought that the dreams where we go about our lives are the ones that mess you up the most. Especially if you remember it. Those feelings you felt in the dream still with you in the waking world but, how valid are they if they merely came from a dream?
I call angry Applejack, after she finds out that Rainbow Dash have visited Anon.
That or Maybe Twilight Velvet, because Night Light is ill or slight hurt, so he cant perform that season.
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What a nice way to find something new. Thanks!
Great integration into the story too, quite a powerful moment.
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Nope. You may be surprised to find more like us than you first think.
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Had those at least twice. Once only covered a few days. The other, while no longer in duration, had a dream-me where I knew it was just a part of a much longer relationship. Much mental cursing on waking up, and I was mopey for days. At least I don't have any "missing" kids.
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Mine never represented anything longer than a few hours, but the sheer level of emotions all packed into those hours really hit me each time.
A demon
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You know what? You're right.
Somehow in all the excitement, we've missed the two earth ponies of the mane six.
I wonder if being a sex god confers immortality in this equestria
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I hope so. For Cadance's sake.
When you've bungled all your bangles, and your loved ones have been mangled.... your name must be anon cause you've serviced all the mares in town!
Candace next shinings not the only one that keeps secrets~
Luna, the Virgin Gamer, really is so damn cute!
I'm for Cadance as well.
Love that Chryssi, gets those "im fucking my hot and kinky roommate lines, but I am really curious about what Cadance thinks about Shining and Twilight, and Chrysalis and Shining, relationships. That shit has to be nuts!
Another great chapter. Way to start the year off strong!
Great story. I'd love to see more of the Celestia, Anon, Luna love triangle i love a great romance sub-plot! As for who Anon should "help" next i vote for "Vinyl Scratch (DJ-P0N3) and Octavia Melody" yep another two-for-one chapter
I want to see Luna get forced into finaly getting her virginity taken by Anon!!! Then turns out he gets both Tia and Luna pregnant!!!! Imagine how bad he will be.... requested then..
Oh i definitely want apple smack next
Eris.
Reminds me of this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k
"Better get used to eating eggs for breakfast."
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Ew, no.
Hot take, rape bad actually.
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Not like that!!!! I mean Tia basically tells her to take care of her heat the right way do to Luna scaring the jess out of everypone. Tia saying some like "Go have Anon take care of it now or say good bye to the ponenet!!!!!" I mean she got to get her game on right and she just broke the 10,000th controller in under 6 hours.
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For two days straight, now, I've been having these kinds of dreams. Never should have talked about it.
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Hey, if you're getting the same kinds of dreams because you may be in the same situation as I am, I assure you, there is hope for you.
Talk about eye candy!