No way... CMC Cumbuckets?

Mayor Mare had a lot of stress with mares coming for Anons services... Her next?

Mayor Mare for a well deserved stress releases bucking

One the one hand, it was not as satisfying as he had imagined his revenge sex being. She laid there in relatively motionless silence, giving no reaction other than the occasional involuntary wink of her clitoris.

On

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By popular demand.

"What are you doing then?" he asked as he quickly toweled himself dry

' . ' is missing.

Starlight Glimmer (with accidental anal!)

”A pity we won't be the one cleaning it up."

God damn she’s good.

Good job handling the jailbait group.

A bit of drama, legalities, and trying to catch up to marshmallow.

I think that it is time to give our dear Anon a real challenge for once. ;-) So i would like to nominate him to take on (The Real) Nightmare Moon (&) (The Real) Daybreaker (At The Same Time) wheil he is awake, (So Not In The Dreamworld).

I vote Bon Bon. after Lyra has talked non-stop about Anons "magical feely-nubs" for a week she just had to do it to get the infermal yappering to stop.

HAHAAA! Chrysalis is best Waifu and Egg Chicken!
Quickly! ™ it!

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When a sentence misses a period...
it's a pregnant pause.

"Alright, I'll get it out," Anon assured her. He pushed his hand back in and felt around inside her for the apple to grab it again. "Deep breath," he coached as he pulled the apple out, stretching her pussy wider than aver before. "Just try to relax. And..." The apple started to crown. Sweetie and Scoots leaned closer, mouth's agape, to watch the miracle of... fruit bearing. The pressure inside Apple Bloom's belly grew more and more. Her leg's tensed and her hips lifted off the table along with Anon's wrist as he pulled the apple just a bit more.

wider than ever before.

That is my editing suggestion.

Lotus quickly grabbed the water hose. "Out! OUT!" she shouted as she sprayed the mares down, chasing them out into the lobby. "Get out! And please come again! "

Hah! I feel like that at work some days.

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I'm german so i got to ask... Is that seriously a thing?

nice work.

Velvet sparkle?

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It's a menstruation joke.

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Neat

As for my vote for the next contestant, as the CMC are leaving who should enter?
None other than their teacher (or is it now former teacher?) Cheerilee.

Their behavior threw me off. I forgot this takes place after Twilight became princess of Equestria even though Anon was just at Silver Shoals in the same chapter because the CMC were acting like they did when they were artificially aged by the wishing flower, so that got me thinking 'oh, this takes place in that episode. Oh no, this takes place in that episode. What's this gonna mean when they turn back? Oh wait, he's human, that's the whole point, never mind.' Then I remembered it's post series.

You motherfucker. You knew. You knew Cadance was my girl and you knew that was my thing so you cut me off last chapter. You motherfucker, Shakespearicles!

Some fillies never change. Pity whoever they finally snag for keeps.

I think I've gone as far as I can go. The least I can do is give you an upvote on this one.

Luna, but for real.

Shining armor? Idk couldn't think of anything better and that sounds like it could be funny

Green chickens!

Hose water is the the fucking best.

Luna for real.

And throw in Chrysalis as either Anon's mom or a ponieifed version of his mom. Something about letting him have sex with a human again and checking his mind for females he really liked but not the exact nature of the relationship

"Goodness, you've made quite a mess! A pity we won't be the one cleaning it up."

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Anon woke up in his bed. He could feel the sticky mess in his shorts.

"... Fuck."

Yes!
Best princess wins.

Thanks for the lolz.

kicked of his laundry

off

He for to his fourth finger and

Uh… I’m drawing a blank here…

her hooves and unflattering distance

an

Bloom with it. "She what you've been

See

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Still, I got the impression that there were SOME kind of age shenanigans from their excessive defensiveness.

Who's left? Someone already said Mayor Mare.

AJ, Pinkie, Starlight, Trixie, Bon-bon, the 3 female pillars, the Y6, Cozy Glow (still smol but she can whip out her birth certificate), any of CMC classmates, other flower sisters, Stellar Flare, Button's Mom…

OK, you know what? I'm going with Mistmane. She's not actually old, she just looks it.

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lol get stickbugged
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As it was originally written, there was no reference to their age at all, since it was (by all previous clues) pretty obvious that this story takes place post Season 9. But when it got to my pre-reader, she asked if it was foalcon, and I assured her it wasn't, explaining the timeline. And she suggested that I at least mention that they were in no uncertain terms, indeed adults, to prevent any confusion in the readers. And because I take criticism with ~grace~ that lead to:

"Which one of you adult mares is... Scootaloo?" Anon asked. The orange adult pegasus with the purple mane sitting on the massage table raised her hoof. "Okay. I have your appointment here for the... Wonderbolt Package?" Anon glanced at the uniform hanging on his costume rack with the accompanying rainbow wig. "But as for you two..." He looked at the white adult unicorn sitting on the other bench and the yellow adult earth pony pacing in place nervously next to her.

Subsequently, my editor had the same questions as Anon, asking why I felt the need to say it out loud in such obvious terms. Which lead to me doubling-down on more sarcasm for the sake of comedy, and the creation of the needlessly over-the-top exchange from the CMCs about being adults.

"You know, alcohol," Apple Bloom said. "And since they have alcohol in them, they can only be served to adults. Because that is what we are. Adults."
"You are all obviously adults of the legal age of consent in Equestria," Anon said. "Otherwise you would not have been able to even make an appointment here. So it seems a little weird that you felt the need to say it out loud."
"We just didn't want there to be any ambiguity about the situation," Scootaloo said.
"That's why we all signed this legally binding form of enthusiastic consent and we had it officially notarized on the way over here," Sweetie Belle said.
"Pretty standard, really," Apple Bloom said.

The erotic elements and drama aside, this story is still, at its heart, a comedy.

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Hmm right... Does being petrified count as aging? And... given that Estrus is not THAT looking at a specific age, how are ponies in this setting manage that?

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Flurry stickbugging too it's adorable

"Aren't you still dating Spike?"

Sweetie Belle shook her head. "No. I think we all know what that was really about, anyway.

So what was that really about? Xd I'm confuse

Octavia

STARLIGHT GLIMMER MUST BE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The popular fanon is that Spike dates Sweetie Belle when he realizes he'll never date Rarity, and Sweetie is the next best thing. But ultimately she's not cool with being someone's silver medal.

A nondescript changeling

I love the "hello you three adult mares who are definitely adults" "yes greetings we are adults who do adult things and would like to partake in your adult services as adults" "of course because this is something I only do with adults so naturally I am only doing this with you adults because you are adults" section.

"She once called a broken bottle a zigger knife, Bloom."

HA, nice reference. One haven't seen in a while

Applejack needs some love! Poor girl works hard

"Yeah yeah," Anon said, taking a bite. "And before that they were inside a green chicken, so what does it matter?" He ate two more bites. "Fucking delicious."

"I know , right!?" Shining said, between scoops. Anon reached over and bumped his fist against Shining's hoof.

They don't know do they?

Dear Diary, today had a theme

This just made me giggle.

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Kevin, who's just been living in town this whole time and dodging any and all non-local events?

"What? No!" Scootaloo said. "They're egg colored. You know, white-ish. Or sometimes brown."

"Yeah, if the daddy is a zebra," Apple Bloom said.

"Don't be racist, Apple Bloom," Sweetie said.

"What? That's what Granny Smith told me."

"Yeah, and she was incredibly racist!"

"Nu-uh!"

"She once called a broken bottle a zigger knife, Bloom."

"Okay, yeah I guess she was a little racist."

"Ya think!?"

Yup, that's racist! Yay, old ponies!

My vote goes to Mayor Mare. Also, can you use her real canon name? I know she has one, and it was said, but I can't remember the episode.

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Nah Kevin is cool. He would have a beer with our anon. But just a normal drone who is passing though or whatever.

this is so well written, and entertaining, I don't even care who is next

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Pretty sure they do... especially Anon, considering Chrysalis had been living with him under house arrest for the past several chapters