Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?
Dear Celestia, by the time you're reading this, I'll be dead.
Sofa and Quills Speedwriting Entry for a Panic Fiction. The prompt was 'a martyr, a witness, and a cage.' It placed last and deserves it. Rips off the SNL skit 'The Shooting,' AKA 'Dear Sister.'
Cover art was totally done by KrazyTheFox as a comission for $40. Thank.
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That might be the only redeeming factor of this story.
10207481
It probably isn't. It is absolutely hilarious though!
I fucking loved this, I remember when this was a meme and it’s still funny to this day thank you for reviving some old memories
10207554
Yeah you right, nothing can redeem this lol
10207572
Thank you! Glad you liked it!
You are not forgiven
What did I... just read lol
10207636
oh no
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Well, it's hit the popular-stories list on the non-mature side of the site... congrats lol
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It's done what
Oh no
dafa... Wha... Ehm.... Ok, this is a thing
10222503
Yep.
i have returned to reread this and i still have yet to figure out what this is about
10233965
It’s about the basic struggle between man and nature.
It’s just a throwaway story that means nothing lol. And I’m amazed you actually came back to read it again.
10233965
Its a parody of Dear Sister from SNL. It wont make sense even if you watch that too.
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that you only meant well?
Well, of course you did
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's all for the best?
Of course it is
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, that it's just what we need
And you decided this?
Mmm, whatcha say?
Mmm, what did you say?