This already is and will become even more hilarious. Please, do continue!

This is hilarious, I hope we see more tia and anon in the future. I hope tia gets surprise anal next time lol.

Bitches love triangles.

No
Bitches love cannons

Hmm Mighty suspicious that she appears right after her sister was done hmm

He he he he.

I need more!

Well this is an insta fav, do please continue.

Now i feel bad for Twilight

Hell yeah, I was right about to go read this and now I get comfy format.

When in doubt, always praise the alabaster butt. Always.

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Correction: "Alabaster Ass"

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Of course, yes. I always seem to get those two confused. Thank you for correcting me, good sir.

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Arse not ass since donkeys are a thing and Celestia is not in fact a donkey.

Fuck, I love it. Good job.

Oh Lulu, how many animals do you know of that can do math and geometry? Im sure there will be egg all over her face when she figures it out.

Also, poor Twilight. Being cock blocked sucks.

yes

Wow, Luna's a bitch! You don't cockblock Twilight like that, bruh. Clearly she wants in on this herself.

*<>* the scary part is ... Twilight Will get hers .. And make sure to record EVERY single detail down to the second ...FOR SCIENCE

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What about molestai ?

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Especially if they are anti-tank cannons.

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What about anti air cannons?

MOAR! IT's funny And there an Anon

I wonder what Luna will do to Anon or rather what would he do to her😋

This is such shameless and debased smut as has never before haunted my feature box.
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I like it!
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Triangles, the best wingman.

You are going to have to be Daniel Jackson.

Dr Jackson was a linguistics expert who spoke over 23 languages. Anon will have to be more like Dian Fossey or Jane Goodall.
Also, Jackson died, like, three times. Hopefully Anon won't be SnuSnu'ed.

Ohhhh yeeeaaaaaahhhhh....
Liked and faved. Keep it cumming

I.....really really want more of this. Please.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Looks like someone doesn't like ovals.

God fucking dammit!

That was awesome read and beyond.

LMAO you ain't right.

I'm loving this story!

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To be fair, he always got better. Also, got himself a hot alien wife, so not the worst person to try to emulate.

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I am literally tempted to take that image, turn up its saturation absurdly, then respond with it. However, I am not bored enough for that so I decided to just tell you.

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You neglect the trebuchets!

You are CelestiaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

lol this sold me on this fic

You are going to have to be Daniel Jackson.

+1, I love being Danny :D

_{And now it's up to you to figure out what I mean, and more apropos - if you need brain bleach stat.}

You are the warm pile of pleasure that used to be Celestia. You thought you could handle it. Now, after your eleventh orgasm, you have a sneaking suspicion that ponies do not rule over the world this thing came from. You should probably be worried that an apex predator is so adept at reducing you to a quivering mass of ecstasy, but you feel so safe in his strong grip.

D'awwwwwwww...!

"Look hes intelligent, he understands geometry"
That made me laugh hard. This is gold.

Last time??

A previous "alien", or their previous conversation?

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I think she rather meant the whole "moon" debacle...

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"last time" as in the whole Nightmare Moon and exile thing.

Wait. Did... did the Nightmare Moon incident start with Celestia fucking Luna's dog?

Pretty sure i write the hole Alphabet and 1 to 100 . Than write there species and mine name. Lastly show some math forrmula.

Poor Twilight. So wet yet no might rood to ride her...

Bitches love triangles.

As said from the amazing Alucard, give that bitch a cannon, bitches love cannons.

Ah, poor twiggles!

Ok, this is hilarious