In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
Dude, this is both absurdly hilarious and cute. And it's about a human and ponies having only the slightest shreds of communication and therefore banging each other's brains out. I dunno how you did it, but bravo!!!
9438921 Nah fampai you never use "I" as an object pronoun, only as a subject pronoun. You wouldn't say "What about I?", so you wouldn't say "What about Twilight and I?"
9439037 So . . . It must be because it's a question, then. If I was saying that "She and I did something", that would be correct, but . . . Ah, okay, I get it. Thanks!
This is just freaking funny! Love the exchange and reactions. Luna fought her hardest, but in the end it wasn't enough. The power of fingers and scritches!
You are Anon, and it looks like Wuna is pretty excited about giving you a handjob. Hoofjob? At any rate, today seems to be your lucky day. Mr. Shine agrees. Him diamond.
I'm giggling like a goddamn filly here! Oh my sides...
It's been a good, long time since I've last been made to laugh. Stories usually get snickers, a hearty chuckle sometimes, but I'm actually laughing out loud here. This is priceless.
The door slams shut. The creature chuckles, but doesn't move. You don't move either. You wonder if you could get pregnant from his seed. More worryingly, you aren't sure what you would prefer to be the truth.
Celestia! Sex! Killd Me Bwahahaha!
Dude, this is both absurdly hilarious and cute. And it's about a human and ponies having only the slightest shreds of communication and therefore banging each other's brains out. I dunno how you did it, but bravo!!!
Don't worry Twilight, those blue
ballsteats go nicely with your coat.I’m sorry, is that a bloody Pratchett reference?! In the middle of my PORN?! You, sir, have won yourself a cookie.
Amazing so far! I’ve had to stop reading several times because I was laughing so hard. He’s wooed two princesses so far, only Sparklebutt to go.
Oh dear. Will Wuna share after that?
This is both hilarious and beautiful.
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and of course he going to bring out the shipper in Candace
Okay! Downloaded chapters prologue and 1 and I'm into this!
Is he (are we?) naked this whole time? I may have skipped over it or forgotten it.
"Looks like someone wants kisses", hah!
The only problem i see with this fic is that there are only 3 chapters so far(i want more!).
I hope it will be longer than just 5 chapters.
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He was naked until he wrapped himself in bedsheets.
hottest fic i've read in a while
The gaps in translation are hilarious, this genuinely had me laughing out loud!
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this is the most beautiful thing ive ever goddamn seen! thanks for the music porn.
and this fic is just perfect. and hilarious
Nitpick:
Twilight and me?
("What about us" not "What about we")
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Headed to the comments to check if anyone else pointed out that reference. Thanks for not disappointing! :)
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Actually, "And I" would be the grammatically correct way, but very few people actually use it, anymore.
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Thanks, changed to "What about Twilight and myself?"
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Nah fampai you never use "I" as an object pronoun, only as a subject pronoun. You wouldn't say "What about I?", so you wouldn't say "What about Twilight and I?"
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So . . . It must be because it's a question, then. If I was saying that "She and I did something", that would be correct, but . . . Ah, okay, I get it. Thanks!
*<>*Still waiting for Twilight to figure out the language barrier...and now the breeding compatiblity between th two races ...FOR SCIENCE
Anon there is pulling a captain kirk like a real man would
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Ahhhhh, never thought I'd get to see a Discworld reference here. Good one, too.
That was bad and you should feel bad. Every princess is best princess.
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Oi, get on with it.
GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE,< ASSWIPE!
This is just freaking funny! Love the exchange and reactions. Luna fought her hardest, but in the end it wasn't enough. The power of fingers and scritches!
This a perfect blend of funny and sexy ,I love it all.
So Anon is a Discworld fan? Good to know!
So much love!
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Well. At least your intentions are Pure.
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There's Always One.
I should know because if you weren't here i woulda been it.
Curse You!
That is a very... interesting sentence I just read there.
I don't know why, but I love this line. It just tickles something deep inside.
Of all the place to reference Discworld, that was entirely unexpected.
I can't stop giggling right now.
I'm giggling like a goddamn filly here! Oh my sides...
It's been a good, long time since I've last been made to laugh. Stories usually get snickers, a hearty chuckle sometimes, but I'm actually laughing out loud here. This is priceless.
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Same here. People at work are staring...
I laughed so much during this chapter. That, however, was special. I love this stupid story.
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Exactly!
Learning the languages will be a point... Didnt think ones actions could be so different from there norms
I loved the pov switching.
BEST CHAPTER!
I'm lovin this