In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
9439660 So far, Anon is confirmed to know these words: Pony, food, sex, say, night, visit, watch, carry, and me. The last six were learned in the indeterminate time between being brought to Celestia's room and Cadance and Shining barging in. That said, he is having a remarkably easy time learning horse words.
*<>* WE FIGURED IT OUT .. THE MORE HE SEX THE PONIES MORE HE UNDERSTANDS THE PONIES ~ this was the funniest thing ive heard over th radio in a time .... Good show 5 🌟
Hilarious and hot. Two of my favorite things to have in story. Not into the gay stuff, but everything else was amazing. Can't wait to see who the next pony to be sexed is. I personally recommend Chrysalis.
I so love this story. Instant like & fav. This chapter was so hot, so sexy. The part with Shinning was handled well. Just enough to get the point across and how it was affecting Celly and Cadence. I'm looking forward to reading more.
Every book you have read has insisted that maregasm will ensure a simultaneous release. You pull back, wondering if your marehood is defective.
From Shining Armor this chapter:
As she shudders with the wave of her third orgasm, you can hold back no longer. You fire deep into the belly of the Sun, clutching her to your chest as you ride your own wave of pleasure.
9441212 1) Luna was a virgin, taking romance novels as established fact. 2) Shining Armor is a married stallion, and thus has a lot of practical experience.
9441498 I think Celestia is about head height, whereas most ponies have to stand up on their hind legs to be chin height, so maybe 4ft tall on all fours?
Damn. Everyone is winning today. Power of hands and belly rubs is strong. This is a hawt and funny chapter, and Twilight's turn is soon coming up! Hopefully.
You sigh, and pick her up. She's actually kind of heavy. You shift your grip and rest part of her weight on your hip. She nods towards her bed, which looks awfully inviting. You walk over slowly and set her down on the mattress. Shewestia beckons you to her, and you climb in beside her. She wraps her hooves around you, and snuggles up close. You return the embrace, bathing in the warmth of her presence. And just like that, you fall asleep.
This is hilliariously funny
awwww, feels!
The heaviest!
How can you make such blatant comedy porn be also cute and endearing?!?
YES, more funny antics from Anom, Shewesti, Kay Dense, and Wuna!
Something just happened there, because Anon's understanding of Equestrian seems to have drastically improved at the end.
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So far, Anon is confirmed to know these words:
Pony, food, sex, say, night, visit, watch, carry, and me. The last six were learned in the indeterminate time between being brought to Celestia's room and Cadance and Shining barging in. That said, he is having a remarkably easy time learning horse words.
Twilight is so cyoooot!
Man didn't think I would find this fic more funny than hot (still hot) but the misunderstandings have me cracking up.
*<>* WE FIGURED IT OUT .. THE MORE HE SEX THE PONIES MORE HE UNDERSTANDS THE PONIES
~ this was the funniest thing ive heard over th radio in a time .... Good show 5 🌟
I liked everything till the shining handjob. Just not into male on male. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Hilarious and hot. Two of my favorite things to have in story. Not into the gay stuff, but everything else was amazing. Can't wait to see who the next pony to be sexed is. I personally recommend Chrysalis.
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To be honest, I'm not that into that either, which is why it got pretty much no description aside from how it affected the mares.
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Okay.
Comedy of errors
Dude...
...you're killing me here.
Oh, hey, I remember reading this! Great story!
I so love this story. Instant like & fav. This chapter was so hot, so sexy. The part with Shinning was handled well. Just enough to get the point across and how it was affecting Celly and Cadence. I'm looking forward to reading more.
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Getting laid repeatedly is a remarkable positive reinforcement to one's language training.
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I'm bi, so I'm lucky enough to be able to enjoy it all.
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To all their own.
D'awwwww!
From Luna last chapter:
From Shining Armor this chapter:
Eeyup. I'm liking this story.
-Ru
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1) Luna was a virgin, taking romance novels as established fact.
2) Shining Armor is a married stallion, and thus has a lot of practical experience.
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I didn't think anyone would actually like it. all the dislikes are T-Series lol.
I might have missed this but how big are ponies compared to the human?
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I think Celestia is about head height, whereas most ponies have to stand up on their hind legs to be chin height, so maybe 4ft tall on all fours?
im gonna pass on touching another person's/animal's dick aside from my own
but yay on kay dense!!!
This was a cute read.
Damn. Everyone is winning today. Power of hands and belly rubs is strong. This is a hawt and funny chapter, and Twilight's turn is soon coming up! Hopefully.
Tonight at 11, a wholesome orgy? More possible than you might think.
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For exactly that reason, I say.
Hot, daawwwwww, and hilarious, all in one.
I don't know that's pretty gay
Awww... That was so: funny , hot , sweet and holesome
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Bisexual actualy
Rule #14 it not gay if your doing it for the princess
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"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
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He said no boom so it's still straight, he did say no boom right... right!?
This guy is a fucking sex god