• Member Since 30th May, 2017
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Boof Man


Self taught amateur writer and Digimon enjoyer, currently not ready to release anything right now. (Pfp is a commission I made to the artist Jenery)

Comments ( 40 )
Elu

You are diagnosed with cubical canseour

Oof the edge.

Get it because it’s Minecraft and blocks have edges?

9336490
Just what I wanted, nothing better than cube cancer.

Fics like these are what keep me from committing Deathpacito.

Holy fuck, there were a fucking lot of fucks in this fucking story

9336618
Ye boi

Ain't nothin' fucking better than a lot of fucks

Perfectly Insane
Moderator

words literally cannot describe how this fanfic makes me feel, you should consider that an achievement.

ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

Well that's a pretty shitty story.
But you're a huge faggot, so that more than balances it out. I wish I could be more like you :applecry:

There is a Minecraft tag that exists

9336960
T'was hardly meant to be a "story" lol

And this is my first time making a shitpost, and I'm happy to convey it's massive success while it is clear not many hate it

9336657
Yes, but clearly they have shit posting down to an art form.

9337470
You should keep it up. At least for me, you hit the "so bad it's good" threshold pretty handily.

9337487
Noic, and maybe I'll make another if I get any more ideas, but I usually get genuine story ideas. I've been wanting to write some legitimate stuff for a while now, but I haven't been able to finish them.

9337593
Maybe someday if I get any new ideas.

Its always great finding a nice, autistic shitpost. Makes my day.

Elu

Stop snorting horse penis and get help.

9339330
Nein! Sie müssen den Pferdedong schnupfen!

They did surgery on a grape.
Thats so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.

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Ye boi

Lets commit despaci-suicide in the loving memory of grape

Elu

Because of this, you will forever remain a virgin.

The fucking title of this story is the funniest shit I've seen all day, I'm too scared to read it but good lord that's hilarious

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