When Sugar Cube Corner closes down for Equestria’s Labor Day, the town’s newest resident, seventeen year old Pinkamena D. Pie, finds herself with nothing to do to entertain herself. After trying multiple avenues of fun and games, she comes to a dreadful realization:
She’s bored.
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A random bit of madness spawned as a bit of a challenge to myself. I wanted to write a good Pinkie Pie story, but I wanted to do it in a unique way. Given how much I’ve been enjoying writing Pony Plots, which is a first person perspective story, and that I’ve not seen any stories that are told from Pinkie’s perspective, I thought “Why not?”
Also, I couldn’t figure out who did the cover art, so unfortunately it is used without permission. However, if anyone can let me know who they are, so I can at least credit them, that would be awesome!
Oh, also, if this goes through, as of right now, it will be my first E rated story on the site! 
I loved this story. I just want to know how you did you voodoo and guess my name and the glasses.
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Hey, I didn’t do nothin’, man. That’s all on the Pink Pone.
Glad you liked the story!
"Pa ran his still open and proud! None o' that skulkin' around, rumrunnin' business!"
In any case, yeah, Pinkie will run away with the story if you're not careful. If you're lucky, she takes it somewhere even better than what you had planned. In all, lovely look at a Pinkie who was still catching up on all the little social cues she never had a chance to learn on the rock farm. (Also, interesting detail with how Mrs. Cake apparently hadn't changed her name yet. That or it's become a pet name.)
In all, a very fun bit of first-person Pinkie. Thank you for it.
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Exactly! And, well, I didn’t really mean it to be that she hadn’t changed her name yet, although I guess that is what was said in the show. . . It was more the idea that Chiffon is still her first name, and only her last name changed, and the idea of a happily married couple going around calling each other by their last names always seemed a bit . . . odd, to me. *Shrugs.* Oh, well. Glad you liked the story!