The Mane Six Lose Their Collective Shit - A Crackfic

by RejectOwl

Princesses presenting presents

"Twilight!" A familiar voice called.

"Wha-" Twilight stared dumbfounded at the blue alicorn before her. "Wha-bu-you."

"It would appear the changelings were back to their old tricks. It was just lucky you knew we were not ourselves." Celestia beamed.

"Bu-bu-bu-bu-" Rainbow Dash sputtered.

"WHAT THE BUCKING HELL?" Pinkie screamed. "I went and looked into bucking poison for nothing!? What in the shit!"

"For your dedication to the crown, you shall be rewarded." Luna smiled.

"No!" Twilight screamed and teleported away.

Author's Note:

Honestly, this was way too much fun to write. I might do more like this.

Comments

[PixelMoon]

Omg, how did I not see that coming!!???

[RejectOwl]

8899689
I know right. Just outta left field! 😆

[Cauchemar]

Can someone answer that?

Because I fucking called it.

[RejectOwl]

8900024
I'm actually only mad I didn't think to put that in the A/N.

[link4]

this also means celestia really is dead.

[RejectOwl]

8900315
THANK YOU! I knew I'd seen something like a chair explosion before but couldn't remember just where! :D

[RejectOwl]

8901317
Unfortunately just watching other people play it. I'm broke so haven't been able to play the latest and greatest games, cuz my computer sucks, my latest PS is a 2, and I only have up to a Wii. :(

[RejectOwl]

8900321
Indeed, but where's the fun in that?

[Briarpelt]

Oh. That makes a lot more sense.

[Gear_change]

8899698
It makes sense, after all how was Luna killed like that?

[Tallow and Port]

boooo!

[TheOneAJ]