A surely weak and helpless stallion is living on the edge of the Everfree. Twilight and co. attempt to rescue him and herd him under the safety of mares. Said stallion happens to like the sound of herding, but he'll not say it outright. (RGRE)
And then the next morning they discover that they miss their stop and somehow end up in the Crystal Empire, and Discord know how or why, wake up in the palace. On top of the dinner table.
I would still be happy if the rest of the fic was just his relationship with Rarity because I'm pretty sure him having sexual encounters with other mares will put that in jeopardy. Or did you establish herds already and I just forgot?
This one was actually cute. I wonder though if Pinkie will feel bad when she finds out how much distress for Rarity her little stint caused. That Nate should know when to lay back, sheesh.
How soon many forget all of Rarity's class is self-training, but her parents are a retired sports player and a housewife mare that probably wouldn't be out of place in whitebread 1960's suburbia.
9150657 But also what I'm getting is that the gender roles are effectively reversed.
Instead of being squishy and girly, being "mare-ly" is the equivelent of being looked at as a strong and capable individual, instead of a Lili livered spineless house keeper, which is what stallions apparently are in this version of hell Equestria.
This dude has a higher chance of a good reaction in my books, which will likely serve to have the opposite effect. No man can love constant attention.
I take it you watched the 1981 comedy classic "Arthur" before writing this. Rarity paraphrased him a few times. Also the "rich posh upper-crust person goes to a date at a fancy restaurant while stumbling drunk from the start" trope is right up Arthur's alley. All it was missing was the line: "Waiter. My doctor advised me to drink 10 of these [holds up tumbler half-full of whiskey] an hour."
That said, I very much liked this chapter in particular!
Dang....inconvenient chapter names. I curse thee for getting my hopes up!
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I'll make it up in the next one, I promise.
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You better! *shakes hoof at*
calling it nao,
he never actually gets to bed her, something always comes up.
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LIES!! IT WAS CAKE ALL ALONG!!
And then the next morning they discover that they miss their stop and somehow end up in the Crystal Empire, and Discord know how or why, wake up in the palace. On top of the dinner table.
Hmhmhmh. Now that was classy. In my opinion anyway. Good on ya Jason.
Rarity gets a lot of crap, but she truly is a classy lady.
9124898 Ha! I was thinking something very similar but yours is better. Nice one.
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Thank you
Now that's a first date, get shitfaced and lose any ability to lie and just real talk.
Hopefully they'll remember this, maybe
Well with how much Rarity had consumed already I am not surprised that she was completely plastered by the end.
You clever tease.
You left out the word "up" in the last chapter title, but then I suppose that would have given up the game, wouldn't it?
Still, nice chapter. Thank you.
Oh that’s cute
daaaaw that's sweet
This was nice.
I would still be happy if the rest of the fic was just his relationship with Rarity because I'm pretty sure him having sexual encounters with other mares will put that in jeopardy. Or did you establish herds already and I just forgot?
Drunk Rarity is Best Rarity
I have been lied to.
Awww that was adorable.
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lets go beat'im up
Ah, I kinda figured you’d do something like that after the name of the last chapter. One of the negatives of a word being so...versatile.
Anyway I liked it. Good to see Jason get a date that feels like a date, and I’m sure he’s thankful for a seeming return to normalcy.
This one was actually cute. I wonder though if Pinkie will feel bad when she finds out how much distress for Rarity her little stint caused. That Nate should know when to lay back, sheesh.
How soon many forget all of Rarity's class is self-training, but her parents are a retired sports player and a housewife mare that probably wouldn't be out of place in whitebread 1960's suburbia.
Tru-Rarity, comin' thru here.
I ship them so hard and I love this story.
That was a sweet read ,but Istill hope he makes a herd and Coco, Starlight and the other Main six join with Rarity.
Well aren't you the cheeky tease.
-Ru
That was really cute!
See, Rarity was an honest mare in her meeting with Jason!
It may have took an Alternate Universe where most single mares are cock hungry sluts, but, there you have it! I call that a win!
Great chapter!
Awww, so lovely
With how this chapter went I'm not even mad this chapter title was a lie lol
Hey...the last chapter lied to me!
Aww well, this was sweet. I like that better.
Jebait intensifies
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But also what I'm getting is that the gender roles are effectively reversed.
Instead of being squishy and girly, being "mare-ly" is the equivelent of being looked at as a strong and capable individual, instead of a Lili livered spineless house keeper, which is what stallions apparently are in this version of
hellEquestria.This dude has a higher chance of a good reaction in my books, which will likely serve to have the opposite effect.
No man can love constant attention.
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What are you talking about? She TOTALLY got fucked from all that booze.
"Rarity Gets Fucked in the Next Chapter"
"I mean, hey, we both got fucked, "
Arrr, we've been had! Well done ye bastard.
>Rarity Gets Fucked in the Next Chapter
More like Rarity Gets Fucked UP in the Next Chapter... well played, sir. Well played...
love this story
cant wait 4 more
Totally expected. Wasted.jpg
I take it you watched the 1981 comedy classic "Arthur" before writing this.
Rarity paraphrased him a few times.
Also the "rich posh upper-crust person goes to a date at a fancy restaurant while stumbling drunk from the start" trope is right up Arthur's alley.
All it was missing was the line:
"Waiter. My doctor advised me to drink 10 of these [holds up tumbler half-full of whiskey] an hour."
That said, I very much liked this chapter in particular!
I don't know if the person who made this his drink rum before but the rum typically tastes like burning Band-Aids or really bad Indian food