Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
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Well damn, and here I thought there was going to be some more.
what was he gonna say! i need to know!!!!!!
Patience Fluttershy, you almost had him. . .
Well crap... now I'm hungry...
Flutterpriest, were you possessed by the spirit of Brian Jacques while writing this?
Hate it when stories make me hungry and I am not anywhere were I can do a thing about it.
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Gods of gravy, the dishes that man described!
...Dammit, Anon, when a
Ladygirl cooks you a meal worthy of Michelin stars, you at least say a damned 'thank you.'7588324 i want all that food now.....
7588448 fuck thank you id propose right there like this "Fluttershy will you cook this once a month for me if i agree to marry you?"
imgur.com/download/IjHUeOM/Your%20joke%20is%20bad%20and%20you%20should%20feel%20bad.
And that's the last time he's gonna get a decent meal
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Well, they say a way to a man's heart is through his ribcag- er, stomach! Yes, stomach. If she can stop this crusade of finding his fetish and settle for plain, boring, mundane desire, the two of them will be so much happier together.
But if she stops hunting for his fetish, the story will be over so... keep searching you crazy pony, keep searching.
p.s. How the hell does a pony tan???
Jesus fuck she was so close
Welp. Here I am eating Ramen like a fucking peasant
...I can make all of these things and would make them for you.
Except for the merlot. With pork you gotta go white wine like a Chardonnay, or maybe something even a little sweeter. If you really want red, go with Zin. Sweet wines go best with pork. :)
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p-please
also, google failed me hard.
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You never have to eat ramen when you know how to cook.
...You still do, but it's better ramen than what comes in the packet.
All that food, and I'm sitting here eating a cold poptart
Hell, if i were in anon's shoes i'd say flutterbutt deserves a good dicking, shame she left too soon, her own impatience was her downfalls
and why do i have a feeling thia is a start of another arc, hmmmm
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This is intensely true.
Or you use the ramen noodles and say "hmmmm...maybe I can add a little vinegar...and some spinach leaves! OH what about fresh pressed garlic, onion powder, black pepper? What, that flavor packet? Pshhhh who needs it. Oh, okay, and what about a dash of hot sauce. Then I'll beat an egg and pour it in while the water is still boiling so the egg cooks aaaand..."
...
"Wait, wasn't this supposed to be instant ramen??"
No, Fluttershy, you don't cock block yourself! Bad mare, bad!
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I love Brian Jacques, God rest his soul, but I don't get the reference you were alluding to.
What in God's name is "escourt"? If it's misspelled, why is it being correlated to a middle-aged man?
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fixed. I dunno. it was funny at the time.
7589485 Ok. I'm seriously wondering why that word though. When I see that word, all I think is "Ashley from Resident Evil 4".
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I usually make up a simple soup base with some boullion, powdered ginger, soy sauce, scallions, and a bit of garlic powder to bring it all together. Maybe a splash of vinegar if I feel like it.
No, it's not instant, but I find the quality of a meal depends heavily on the amount of time you put into it.
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Only that Brian Jacques is the God of food porn.
"Hi Fluttershy. Is role reversal your fetish?"
My mouth's watering.
I'm hungry now.
P-Priest, stop teasing me.
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Wow man... you know how to describe food... fuck I'm hungry now. I was about t9o say, dang it Anon, you should get with Shy now! That was actually kinda sweet what she did... then she left, I'm sad now.
But noice job!
7588702 Same here bud... cept I'm out, sharesies?
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And here I am, reading the directions like a caveman.
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No~
AND THERE GOES MY SIDES
Good food is my fetish. A female who can cook like that is a keeper in my book. I'm full-blown Italian and raised by my mother and my very Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother who are both goddesses in the kitchen and I learned everything they know. On the flip side of the coin women love guys who can cook.
please have Anon talk to her about this in your next chapter after the one you posted.
plate
it smells
He doesn't like me!!!!
The Hell you did! Get off your arse, and go after her you lazy ungrateful prick!
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Guy from Tatooine canteena: "I don't like you either!"
*plate
By the way love your story, it always makes me laugh.