Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
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I honestly thought she was gonna grab Winona for this rather then herself, curse this series.
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Should find the toaster repair pony
7371864 It's funny to think about how many ponies must have cutie marks for repairing one specific type of appliance instead of general appliance maintenance.
Well technically everyone's into zoophilia 'cause... Well, y'know, every living being without chlorophyll in them is technically classified as an animal.
That honestly didn't go where I expected it to, and I'm glad for it.
Another funny chapter, and thank god we're out of the depressing death arc. Sure the joke kind of worked in the end, but...yeah.
The death arc was kind of... refreshing. It showed a complex emotion process that was pretty realistic.
10/10, I literally already love this chapter. Fucking perfect.
This has happened to me before, my toaster broke and I wanted toast that day, had to resort to eating untoasted bread.
7372057 THE HORROR! How did you survive that?
7372074 I barely survived, I had to suffer through it until lunch time when I made myself some noodles.
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kbai
Well HEY, looks like we're good and crazy again, far away from sanity
I love this story so God damn much
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Obviously it still haunts them to this day, as they haven't forgotten about it
So.. has anyone pointed out that making out with fluttershy would actually be considered xenophilla?
7372057 I toasted mine on the stove in a pan
Wonder how it would go if Anon was pony-fied while in ponyland and flutters could no longer have sweaty monkey love.
Also, give the man a hobby or something aside from going to the door to talk to buttershy.
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"Anon tries to find a Hobby" - the next riveting arc.
7372331 Full of Ship-ina-bottle action and explosive woodcarving dialog.
I got nuthin
Let's face it, we all knew where this was going to go the moment he decided to play the mirror game. That being said, poor anon. I can really see myself in his position and how he must feel. We should all take a moment to reflect on this, lest we become no better than fucking animals.
Hmm... He killed himself using a toaster, and now he needs to get himself a new one...
:uhm, do you, maybe, uhm, have a toaster fetish anon?
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Poor guy just wants some toast. Or maybe a bagel
Who is the green Pony with a rock cutie mark?
"Are toasters your fetish Anon?"
"No, but I thank you for bringing me one" Anon proceeds to have hot, intercourse with the device. Gently massaging it, pushing all the right buttons, then finally turning it on.
7372359 The stamps! Don't forget the stamps! And the oh, so satisfying 3D puzzles...maybe taxidermy?
Is being hung upside down by your ankles dressed in a lobster costume over a pit of ferrets injected with venom your fetish Anon?
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But she fell over. The point I was making is that she was standing, while having fallen over.
I've always wondered how it would be like to make love with a sea cucumber.
I mean, if you're fast enough to grab it and shove it in your orifice in less than a second, you'll get to experience the joy of having a dick explode inside of you. Literally.
too bad the toaster didn't reincarnate
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The true definition of zoophilia is being sexually attracted to creatures that are none-intelligent.
ignoring allot of stuff and not forgetting where talking about a cartoon show that simply has talking horses it would still be more like fucking a alien.
OOoooo Flutterbutter... silly pony, XD
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You always have something funny to say every chapter I see you on hahahaha
Wait so nurse red heart was all just a dream right? And what about fluttershy's dream
7524037 Soooo Xenophilia ?
Wait, is denial his fetish?
I don't know if you left this in intentionally and I'm missing something here, but the word is Since.
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Never said he has zero romantic or emotional interest with horses
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So if there were another sapient species on the planet and humans could produce viable and fertile offspring with it (with consent, of course), do you think that doing so would be considered zoophilia?
Also, by non-magical, talking monkeys, are you referring to the "evil" monkey in Chris Griffin's closet from Family Guy?
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Or maybe if he somehow couldn't ever return home, forcing him to... you know... find love with one of their kind.
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So if there were another sapient species on the planet and humans could produce viable and fertile offspring with it (with consent, of course), do you think that doing so would be considered zoophilia?