Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
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wut?
XD Hahahaha XD Ooooh Priesty boy... this was funny.
That was good, that was good and this chapter was a masterpiece, so nice work on this man.
This fic is starting to become too meta for me.
MEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Is dubbing over infomercials your fetish?
Wait...wut...
Fluttershy wants in your panties
Well that happened. Since I'm currently in an AC electric class right now I suggest that the next guess should be about electromagnetic devices such as capacitors and inductors
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That's probably what it would take to deliver much of a shock after everything else.
I forget who wrote it, but there was one called Treating Your Mare Right, I think. It was a bit electrifying. I'm sure a simple search would find it.
That was amusing. I do enjoy toilet humour from time to time.
Jesus, I died.
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Should definitely gender shift them for one
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Or crossdressing or sissy
Welp. Yep. I suppose I will never be able to forget that I wrote about toilet stuff now...
Gee. Thanks.
As she stands back up, with her tail hoicked up, and squirts liquid brown waste from one end of the bathroom to the other. Even you get covered in a layer of it. When she's done she turns to the toilet and looks in the bowl, "Hmmm, not a speck in there, oh well I guess that saves on water."
Anon stares at her aghast at what she has just done, eyes pleading for an explanation. Fluttershy just looks at you as it's an everyday thing , "Sorry I had spicy burritos last night with Cadance and Shiny, they always go right through me." She walks past Anon opens the door with the bottom edge making a sludgy scraping noise, "See you tomorrow Anon."
'"I'm going to destroy Fluttershits for this!"
[We now return you to your normal Priesting.]
I don't know who asked for this, but I agree. The toilet thing is overused.
Literally.
7929857 well, Fluttershy seems to enjoy making liberal use of Naptime, so maybe it'll work.
You okay man?
Was anthro done before? I don't feel like going through 119 chapters to see if it was
Anon, you're fat. This means whenever you stand the flesh of your heels gets squished outward and becomes oxygen starved. You have a thick crust of dead skin on the bottom of your foot, and you would feel nothing if someone were to slice it off. Is eating heel jerky your fetish, Anon?
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"Tired of using regular blankets like this asshole? Do they somehow destroy your heating bills? Do you struggle when trying to figure out how to put them on? Are mundane tasks like answering the phone now impossibly difficult? Well, morons now there are hopes with the new “What The Fuck” blanket. The blanket that will ruin your sex life. Now you can answer the phone with confidence. Awesome. Help grandpa enjoy the O’Reilly factor. Spoiler alert. Snape kills Dumbledore. You dad will blog about how comfortable he is. I can’t believe a black man’s a president. The WTF blanket is made of the exact same materials regular blankets are, but looks twice as retarded. Basically it’s a robe that you wear backwards. The WTF blanket would turn you into a complete shut-in that never leaves the house. So color a book, drink some tea and hold a baby. You know, things you can’t do in a regular blanket. And don’t worry. One size fits all. So creepy dad can lie in a seductive pose. With the WTF blanket, you can take your dog and roast him on an open fire. Ruin your child self esteem and wear it in public. Sarah’s not getting a date to the porn. Look at her! So whether you are reading the obituaries, or viewing a scrambled porn or clogging your arteries, or telling a racist joke. You will look like a tool! Believe it or not. Some dumbasses have paid as much as 60 bucks for the WTF blanket, which kinda makes me wanna scream. Available in blueberry, mint and blood flavours. Call now and receive a free….Flashlight? Why would you need a flashlight with your blanket? And she doesn’t even need it. Look, you can see the text from here. She is reading it in broad daylight. What the….. Damnit! Side effects of the WTF blanket include but are not limited to: Heart failure, herpes, social awkwardness,never getting laid, looking like a dick, super herpes. The WTF blanket. Just….just give up. "
I now want that human trained toilet to appear somewhere.
7929803 When it comes to the anon couple and their stories nothing is to meta Rob. Nothing.
@Flutterpreist Are we allowed to request chapters? And if we are, can I PM you?
Is surpassing the size of War and Peace your fetish?
Oh my lanta
I don't even want to think about the horse apples that would come out of Fluttershy.
How do you manage to come up with so many puns.
"Is denying you have a fetish your fetish, Anon?"
No! Yes! No...? Noooooooooo!
"Are conjoined twins your fetish?"
"Or maybe Polycephaly is your fetish?"
Anon.exe has stopped working...
I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! Have you done Lolitashy yet?
I'm a bit disappointed that there were no new chapters on valentines day.
This chapter was a stain on your record, Priest.
Ideas:
Are alicorns your fetish?
Bubble butts (maybe derpy)
Pony Wifus
Arraigned marriages
Pyro girls
Bisexual ponies (rainbow dash)
Candy
Has urethral penetration been done yet? I hate that so much
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So make it 43
Sand blasting!
The beginning paragraph 'didn't even get do do a deep', do you mean 'to do'?
Anyway another good chapter, good enough to poop on!
7955995 what kind of stain?
I really am a sick bastard
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don't give him ideas lol
'We're fetish experts,'
Lol
Ending was hilarious.
I like the implication that both Fluttershy and Anon are actors that are playing a role.
"Oh, Celestia, are they acting out fetish ideas again?"
>"Yeah, but I guess they've got to make bits somehow."