Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
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And now a second helping of vomit, right at the entrance. Flutershy is the smell of stomach acid your fetish?
I read the title and my nuts already started to hurt.
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That's tomorrow.
Even if anon said nevermind... I once stumbled across a porn where a guy was getting punched in his nuts.... and loving it. Yeah... take that information and do with it as you please...
Ooooh, my nuts hurt in sympathy for our fallen brother.
>All those references to Parent's Night Out in the first paragraph.
You cheeky bastard.
Off to the hospital again. Perhaps he'll meet a kind, red-hearted nurse who can help in more ways than one?
*reads first paragraph*
What kind of sick bastard would enjoy that kind of story?!
Now, let us have a moment of silence for anon's boys and the fact that all knuckle children will forever be blanks. *funeral horn sounds*
Let us give this man's balls a viking funeral. They fought well, may they be welcome at Odin's table.
7348713 I usually circle jerk reference my stories too but Priest should get a fucking award.
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Because I do it so much? Or because I do it too much? Or because I do it well?
Seriously, I don't know.
Ouch!
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7348990 2/3 yes
um anon, you're the only human, you can't have kids (outside of adoption) to begin with
From the title alone I was already aware of the particular "punchline' this joke would carry and the "fun times" ahead, which only increased when Fluttershy made just a singular, soft knock. The choir of death if I ever heard one.
Though admittedly Anon, you should've probably made it a habit of wearing a cup or chastity belt when it comes to fetish guesses by now.
On the bright side, maybe now Redueart'll have to go to third base with you.
7349286 Don't worry, man, I'm taking medication, met some good friends through the fandom, have a girlfriend that I love very much. I'm in a much better place. There are many that take solace and even get their lives saved by fiction, music and many other things. Heck, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye and their fandoms have saved many and brought a lot of joy. That all being said, I love and owe so much to this show and this fandom. Thank you all. Including Flitterpriest and anonpencil. Thank you for your concern WorldWalker
BME
Straightforward title
Ooooo... weirdly enough i wanna read that book Anon was reading, sounds like my shit
Also. HAMMER?
REALLY?
You... oh mai gawd, second hand pain man ;n;
NIce job tho, hehe
I clicked on this chapter mainly because of the title of ''Genital Abuse'' sounding like something of my own fetish. In a weird way, of course, thankfully and mercifully not involving a hammer or similar bludgeoning tools to my gentlemen's quarters.
Thanks for making me laugh, though!
Friend shot himself in the nuts with a high power BB gun yesterday... I don't know what's worse...
Wow! While rereading this story, i just noticed how much foreshadowing this chapter has!