"Now I hope nothing bad happens," Twilight joked. "This is usually when it would."

There was a pause.

Even it is statistically true, might you have to utter it at your wedding?

"I'm pregnant!"

Oh no

"Yeah that's what I thought I heard," I replied. "Who's the father?"

"Rhino."

RUN RHINO! RUN!!

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Yeah us rhinos aren't good at that unless it's our ability we're using lol