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Meinos Kaen


Meinos Kaen was born and raised in Italy since anno domini 1988. You’ll never find a person with a harder accent to pin to a precise geographical location.

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“Congratulations! If you're reading this book, it means that you've been tasked with EEASS's main project: finding and putting together a team of six stallions and bring them to the spotlight for the salvation of male ponies' virility everywhere! If you haven't been tasked with the mission, please close this volume right now, and return it to our offices in Canterlot. Failure to comply will be met with extreme prejudice and harsh words.

Now, let's get started! First thing, why is it called a Five Stallions Band if you're going to need six members? In the first chapter of the book...”

What happens when Equestria needs six stallions and Luna becomes genre savy? EEASS, that's what.

Chapters (2)
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Comments ( 16 )

Hehe, ok, this is just ludicrous, audacious and completely meta enough to be funny. It's completely ridiculous and like the kind versionn of trolling but that's what makes it quality. :trollestia:

Really amusing premise, can't wait for the next chapter to see where this wild trip will take us.

"Indeed, it has been well over a thousand years since I 'got any', as I believe the vernacular goes." :luna:

This got potential. :moustache:
I want to see we this goes.

Ah tvtropes gotta love it

Ok, so the next one should be the leader's second in command, usually blue, so that means the next one is Soarin.
What kind of characterization are you gonna use? The rival/best friend? the loner who prefers to fly solo? The goofball goodie-two-shoes?
In any case I can't wait for next chapter.

This was seriously great. Wonderful comedic timing. Can't wait for the next one.

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I'm sure Luna wants it to be a fun ride... If you know what I mean.

Luna and Mares :applejackconfused:
:pinkiegasp:
and sex uh oh :pinkiecrazy:

oh man I never laughed so hard.. Oh man ,,,
This is awesome keep it up please
:rainbowlaugh::twilightsmile::pinkiehappy:

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