Ten years in the future, the Kingdom of Equestria is enjoying a period of peaceful expansion and modernisation, thanks to the combined efforts of its citizens and a proactive princess. Gem of this era is the city of Ponyville.

But such peace is not meant to last. An ancient, forgotten enemy, the Lineage of Death, has awakened after eons of slumber. Immune to unicorn, pegasus, and earth pony magic, they fear but one enemy: the legendary warrior Kyma.

We all know that, when we were little, the part we always wanted to see in an animated movie was the villain song. They could be scary, they could be evil, but their apparitions and songs were most of the times the best parts of the movie. They rewarded us with pieces that we still enjoy and, sometimes, still send shivers down our spines.

Now, ask yourself: how do some of those moments translate into the realm of Equestria?

"It is ready!" On the other side of the world, an evil mastermind laughed in glee as he showed his faithful minion his latest creation. "This material... It is the ultimate defense! The truly unbreakable glass!"

"Superb, my liege! Nothing in existence can destroy it?!"

"Aaaah, but there exists my genius! I purposely gave it a weakness against something so that it would be strong against everything else!"

"Huuuu, I don't think materials work like a person's five senses, my-"

"A sound that no human being in the world has ever made and no one will ever utter! Mwahahahahahah-" The glass panel suddenly shattered in a bajillion pieces. The two lab-coat wearing men stared.

"... Should we maybe go back to project phase, my liege?"

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“Congratulations! If you're reading this book, it means that you've been tasked with EEASS's main project: finding and putting together a team of six stallions and bring them to the spotlight for the salvation of male ponies' virility everywhere! If you haven't been tasked with the mission, please close this volume right now, and return it to our offices in Canterlot. Failure to comply will be met with extreme prejudice and harsh words.

Now, let's get started! First thing, why is it called a Five Stallions Band if you're going to need six members? In the first chapter of the book...”

What happens when Equestria needs six stallions and Luna becomes genre savy? EEASS, that's what.