After fighting their way through an elevator segment, they approached a narrow bridge. "You know," Deadpool pointed out, "in the original game, this is where Vertigo used her powers to make me dizzy and push me over the side into a water slide segment."
"But I made us immune!" Chrysalis pointed out.
"Dang..." Crazy complained. "That slide section was fun."
At the other end of the narrow pipe bridge was a sign. It read Deadpool and Chrysalis Cheer Squad that way. Not Cthulic. There was an arrow pointing down off the side of the bridge.
"Cheer squad?" Chrysalis asked, surprised.
"Cheer squad!" Deadpool proclaimed eagerly.
"Energetic young ladies eager to shower us with affection?" Cray-Chry squealed.
"A whole group of buxom young ladies eager to see us?" Crazy added.
"...an obvious trap?" Stuffy offered.
"A shoehorned train?" Stuffalis suggested in a seeming non-sequitur.
"Geronimo!" Deadpool and Chrysalis screamed together as they leapt over the side.
Once in the water below, the two went into separate pipes to slide down while collecting points. Deadpool slid on his back, while Chrysalis called a wooden board to slide on. The pipes met at the bottom in a large walled in area where awaiting them was the promised...wooden cutout of a cheer squad.
"What?" Deadpool demanded.
"That's not what we were promised!" Chrysalis complained.
"By an obvious trap sign," Stuffy added.
"In Vertigo's handwriting, no less," Stuffalis added.
"Why didn't you mention that before?" Crazy demanded.
"...Father? Shall we demonstrate how that conversation would have gone?"
"Indeed." Stuffy cleared his throat, and then began pitching his voice to imitate Crazy. "What? Why would Vertigo direct us to the cheer squad?"
"Because it's an obvious trap meant to shoehorn us into the tracks of the original game path?" Stuffalis offered.
"Nah, they'd never do that! Obviously Vertigo felt bad about how things went last time and arranged a cheer squad for us! I mean, it'd be easy to find a half dozen young girls happy to fuss over Chrysi!"
"And the fact that it's an obvious trap meant to delay and distract us?"
"We cannot dissapoint the hypothetical cheer squad! Could we live with ourselves if we moved on without giving them a chance to shower us with love, affection, and massages?"
"Massages!" Deadpool shouted eagerly, lunging at the wooden cutouts and crashing through them. "...that massage hurt..."
"...I rest my case," Stuffalis concluded.
"Wow. Is that really what I sound like?" Crazy asked.
"Yes!" Stuffy replied. "You have no idea how annoying it is."
"Cool!"
Stuffy groaned in frustration.
"Umm...I think we just missed something important," Chrysalis pointed out, pointing out a nearby grating to where Blockbuster - on Mr. SinisterClone Face's orders - had just killed their target.
"They stole our contract money!" Chrysalis complained, yanking her guns out. "...dammit! Not enough to unlock the plasma gun yet!"
"Then we'll go without!" Deadpool cried, charging out at SinisterClone Face.
After Deadpool's body was exploded exactly like it was in the original game, Chrysalis briefly checked to make sure he was still alive, then turned to SinisterClone Face. "Can you teach me to do that?"
Mr. SinisterClone Face stared down at her. "You aren't terrified? Or enraged?"
"Why should I be?" she asked. "Daddy's still alive, and my agent's a Cthulic monstrosity whose daughters will be here any minute with ice cream. If you try pulling that with me, they'll have your original brain for lunch, Mr. Clone Face."
"Mr. Clone Face!" Deadpool laughed despite being just a head. "Guess what? As far as this story's concerned, that's your official name now! ...no idea what she means by it, but totally awesome anyway!"
Mr. Clone Face groaned. "Are you going to try and stop me?" he demanded.
"Not here!" Chrysalis replied. "I don't have enough points yet to unlock the best stuff, and the script says Uncle Fuzzy's gonna show up soon! Maybe this time I'll get to fly the Blackbird!"
Mr. Clone Face stared at her for a time, then called down a rope. "Come, Blockbuster," he ordered. "Genosha awaits."
"But you didn't teach me how to explode people with my mind yet!" Chrysalis wailed as he went up. Glaring up at him, she shouted, "I'm gonna eat your face!"
Not long after, Uncle Fuzzy arrived with Psylocke, Domino, and Rogue. "Uncle Fuzzy!" Chrysalis called happily, leaping into his arms. "You brought friends?"
Uncle Fuzzy groaned as the X-Girls snickered. "Good to see you too, Chrysi. Now, where's Deadpool?"
"Still pulling himself together," she replied. "Can we load him into a cargo compartment so I get to fly the Blackbird this time?"
"But I want Daddy to see us flying!" Cray-Chry complained.
"Good point, Daddy needs to see it happen," Chrysalis pointed out. "So do I get to fly it?"
"If only so I can refuse Deadpool by saying I already promised you the controls," Uncle Fuzzy replied quickly.
"Backstabbers!" Deadpool screamed as he leapt to his feet. "Oh, hell~o ladies!"
Deadpool's attempt at flirting, however, was screwed over as all of the X-Girls immediately began fawning over Chrysalis and showering her with pets, kisses, cuddles, and affection.
Deadpool slumped over against the wall. "It's just not my day..."
Uncle Fuzzy came over and patted his shoulder. "I'm still here for you, bro."
Deadpool sighed. "That's good...I just wish you had nice boobies..."
"I've read that fanfic!"
"By the way, the bad guy's called Mr. Clone Face now!" Chrysalis told the X-Men happily, startling more laughs.
Chrysalis' flying was, if anything, worse than Deadpool's. This was probably because she lacked even Deadpool's grasp of basic physics, and her magic was currently strong enough that channeling it into the Blackbird meant that it functioned based on her idea of how it should work rather than physics. As a result, they wound up taking several brief side trips on their way to Genosha. These brief stopovers included such interesting locations as The Ghost Zone, the inside of a giant Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man, Atlantica, and even buzzed a Wizzard falling into space off the edge of a world carried by a giant turtle.
Eventually, they crashed into Genosha.
"...Again!" Deadpool called eagerly.
"Everyone's still alive but unconscious," Chrysalis pointed out as she levitated them to safety.
"Oh! Does that mean this is where we repeatedly slap Uncle Fuzzy to get him to wake up?" Crazy asked.
"And where we playfully nom on one of the X-Girl's titties until she wakes up and claim we just wanted some milk?"
"They slipped that past the censors?" Deadpool asked, shocked.
"No."
Huh... uh, question, is Chrysalis, or at least her crazy side, bi-curious? Because I get that feeling every now and then.
Also I'm surprised you killed off the girls Shock (Arc? something electricity related?) and Vertigo instead of bringing them over to the cute (Dark?) side and fawn over the little adorable Changeling Queen!
...
It's how it went in my mind.
where, fix the capped I in Sinister
\o/
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Oh, they'll be on the cute side after the game. But they have scripts to stick to.
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Ah of course! Had me worry there man, thought we were going dark here.
... Yet again, this happens AFTER the actual Deadpool game, so them dying once should have tipped me off here...
Damn Censors!
6160740 Same goes for their clones.
Nom a titty!
So... What happens when they have to save Rogue? Who makes out with her?
Holy shit!
link?
6161285 wow... just wow
Ok that was a good chapter and chrysalis, I think she might be even dirtier minded than deadpool.
AWWwW YIS! Gotta get nom-nom-NOMin' on dem titties!!
And yes, I spelled those words how I said them in my mind.
Since when has Censorship EVER stop Deadpool? I think one of the comics hand him grabbing the black bar and using it as a weapon.
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what isnt that what like 30% uses the internet on? also.... dont you see meny ask for links...
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Why do you taunt me so?
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That was supposed to imply that yes, in gameplay, that is an option of actions playing as Chrysalis (like Uncle Fuzzy, they won't wake up though, and it would just be nom nom nom on loop until you told her to stop), but it wasn't going to happen in the story.
6161449 ......Why do you still taunt us so!? Also I prefer this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zvCq5Sxwnw version personally.
Another enjoyable chapter. Great job. Also Rincewind!
Pfffft, that last part.
Funny and adorable I love how Stuffy went to far as to imitate Crazy.
That last part is perfectly true.
Poor Deadpool, cock blocked by his own daughter stealing the girls' attention.
My only complaint is we don't get to see how Rouge reacts to Chrysalis's abilities and vise versa.
6160740 Maybe have them jump sides as soon as possible???
This is how I feel when a new chapter is released
The words in the sky are how I feel when there is no more chapters to read.Oh god plz don't take offense to that.
None can escape or resist the cuteness of Chryssi. However, Clone face isn't truly alive, so he can flee for now.
Awwwwwwww, I wanted the last part to slip by the censors
Still, yet another fun chapter! Keep the fun times coming!
So close and yet not close enough, damn you censors!!
Awww dang it, they crashed... again? I love it.
The face that she's worse then Deadpool tells you something.
Nice job!
I wish they did have that part in the game. That would have been HISTARICAL!!!
Giant Turtle? I understood that Discworld reference.
Same as my comment last chapter. Cthonic.
6227494 actually i think it was a color of magic reference
6622826 Maybe.
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That is part of the discworld series.
... C-c-c-cock block!
Tats, you missed a "
SinisterClone Face"I strangely feel the need to demand this be made real, not for the....mature purposes (which of course is a lie), but more so for the purposes of seeing the adorableness of it
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You realize she Noms faces too...you really want that done to someone's breast?XD
Aaaaaaah! Discworld, yay!
Would it be safe to assume Chrissy is bisexual?