• Published 13th May 2012
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Raptor-tastic - Good Christian Ethesto



Paul, your ordinary everyday sex raptor, goes to Equestria.

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I bet $50 that Celestia's pregnant too. The baby will probably be some kind of feathered Dinosaur, or a red and black, zebra striped, dragon-winged, alicorn.

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Rofl, is that where all those bad alicorn OC's come from? A sex raptor impregnating an alicorn? It kinda makes sense actually :twilightoops:

That was all terrible.

You should kill yourself.

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I wish I could easily tell which chapters you were commenting on. I don't wanna count to the 38'th chapter to properly respond :raritycry:

I demand another Paul and Pony book. This was funny, had good and bad times, sexy times and confusing times, but, all in all, it was a good story.

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Hey, man. Thanks for reading this. I'm glad you enjoyed it, as I spent waaaaaay too much time typing it all out. Sorry, I'll probably never write another thing with Paul as I hardly write anything nowadays. I guess if you liked this I'd recommend reading some of the other weird stories I've typed. Halo man is somewhat similar, at least comedy-wise :pinkiehappy:

2995670 Yay. If you do make another with Paul, I know it shall be funny as Hell.

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You can make it through, I believe in you.

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You bets get used to it. All chapters have spoilers in the title. In fact, you can probably just avoid reading the story altogether and just read the titles to each chapter instead.

3469120 but i thought you were a loose canon cop who don't play by no rules

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The only one you're lying to is yourself!

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You probably won't. Just wait 'til you get to the point where I stopped updated it every day... That was months between updates...
MONTHS@!

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Don't fret, all spiderps go to heaven.

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I hadn't even played Fallout 3 until after I wrote this :raritycry:

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Looks like that comment is gone forever :<
Don't look at me, I don't delete them.

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Damn right.

What happened to demonic conch??

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Glad to hear that

He's my favorite character after all

Ive barely even read this story (to lazy to do it properly) but I would have death star lazered the stupid pony planet just for the fuck of it

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