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Being nice only backfires 50% of the time.


With season five looming on the horizon, it's time to introduce a new alicorn princess. Princess Celestia and her sister begin the onerous task of interviewing the most promising candidates for the job. Meanwhile, back in Ponyville, Princess Twilight Sparkle makes preparations for her own titanic undertaking, a duty thrust upon her with her ascension to the throne. A quest that will undoubtedly change the face of Equestria forever.

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Comments ( 11 )

It took them 2 weeks to twig onto it? Wow.

Either way, a nice little read.

You could've sold this and I would have payed you with my prettiest penny. MMMMMmmmmmmm.............. *drools* pretty

Wait, that was political satire of the war on terror? I thought you were doing parallels with the Christian crusades! I was way off. I guess I should've noticed that there was no mention of reclaiming the holy land, but hindsight is 20-20.

Honestly I was going to do a bit of both, and then they sorta mixed into one another when I tried to transition, and I couldn't quite commit to one or the other.


A couple extra double spaces. And a mention of hands. Other than that a fun read. I really liked Spike's eating of the crystal hologram.

mad max, waterworld and fallout? Fair enough

Very enjoyable and funny. I can't believe I just read a Waterworld reference.

I want a sequel to this.

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