Lyra has been dating her human coltfriend for a little while now and wants to start a herd with Bon Bon. The problem is, Bon Bon doesn’t want to accept her feelings for the strange creature. Can the earth pony find love with the bizarre human?
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yo when's clop tho
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Not again. Its like you know when I'm going to post these chapters or something!
Wait...
Pusspuss is a shit! Not as bad as Eppie though...
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Muahaha! Just as planed.
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Yeah that Eppie girl is weird.
Ya know, I like you. You write an explicit story(that is to say a real story with explicit sex instead of shitty clop claiming to be a story) and are considerate enough to mark the chapters with explicit sex so your readers can avoid awkward boners in public places. Thank you.
6224539 Super weird. Like, secret agent candy maker weird.
Bon Bon's Acceptance Pinchy is best Pinchy.
Ohhhh I have been wating for this!
YES!
I shall get around to reading this ASAP...
It seems that in this chapter, things'll be....heh...Moving forward!
When I thought this wouldn't get any cuter m Pinchy shows being all adorable. Goddamn what are you trying to give me a heart attack!
I...wh...h...ho...e...
Sp33dy, y u no words?
This astounds me. I was not expecting this at all. It's not bad. It's not good. I just... was not expecting this at all.
You summed up the situation really well in that sentence. It's one that implies many things. It's a beautiful sentence. And yet, holy shit, does it make me stutter.
Good job.
I love how they both call Chris 'Crackers'. It's really cute
As did everybody else reading this
Pinchy was so cute... I got diabeetus...
Ruby's eyes constricted to pinpricks. Her face contorted to an expression of pure horror. With a massive draw of breath, she screamed at the top of her lungs:
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Wait did this chapter get posted a few minutes ago? Jesus, I just click the link and found a new chapter....
Anyways, as with all good things. This story must come to an end.
The only thing that would make me happily accept this ending would be a three way clop chapter....but you kniw, what do I know about fanfiction and clop?
Odd. I was sure I put this on fave and tracking, but it says it wasn't. Peculiar.
Hahahaha Berry Punch, you troll.
EDIT:
Wow. Things just got serious
“Hey, mom,” the soft and sweet voice of her beloved little broken condom called to her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh man that was good. I'm gonna go make a baby right now so I can use that phrase!
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Insensitive Jerk.
Nopony or body can even come close to matching Chris's bantering power.
NOPONY...
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But when's the clop tho?
Yes it is Lyra, in fact, it's a 163,000 word-long one!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, hahahahaha. Berry is the ultimate troll.
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Think of it like this:
Only be afraid if it made contact with you by surprise.
That's a legitimate concern.
If the thing managed to make it onto your body without you noticing, then you better swat, smack, and swipe at it til you get it off or kill it.
But if it's not yet on you, remember: Even if it's a massive thing by spider standards, it's still nothing more than an oversized grape compared to you.
If you see a black widow, and you just reach out and crush it with your thumb like it's a grape, there's no chance in hell that it can even turn to look at your oncoming thumb, let alone manage to open it's mouth and bite you.
Bon Bon-Berry Punch sisters confirmed!
Pinchy was just too freakin adorable.
Nice "cliffhanger" P2....think we can get a chapter out in a week instead of two? Can't wait to see what scheme Bonny & Chris comes up with for Lyra.
Excellent chapter as always.
SQUEE!!! That was so nice! I really liked Berry Punch and Chris with Ruby was adorable. And they're all back together! I'm so happy!!!
Oh yeah..... definitely want the *bonus chapter
MOAR!!!!!!
I mean.....um...............................................if you don't mind.
I really love how you've done this. You've created a situation where us as the readers all KNOW Chris is telling the truth, but in character's perspective it looks skeptical.
This'll be interesting. Huh, I'm saying that as if this isn't interesting already.
Who doesn't love the little broken condom?
That part almost killed me
There's nothing like the thought of a mare's ex getting something off them that motivates them more...
Well... it goes both ways... but you get my point....
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Oh... Oh, I see what you did there.
She's pouring ya heart out to ya Bonny Dx let her be gross!
And wow. that broken Condom bit...
I'm... not sure how to how to react to that...
CRACKERS!
PINCHY!
How do I not remember these? D'x
Awesome chapter man, awesome chapter!
I am happy... I am truly happy right now.
They made up, sorta XD and what on earth do they have planned? :D
I WANNA HUG!
Why didn't Scary get in on the hug? ;v;
There better be a group hug scene with them all and Scary, or I'll come hunt ya down Pusspuss...
mark my swim trunks...
Awesome job again dude, I loved it!
Keep it up!
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Eh, I don't love Pinchy in this fic. I just see her as a typical cutesy childish archetype. She plays off the "cute" factor which usually doesn't do anything for me except for climaxes of their own stories, rather than side characters for a more central story.
For some reason I had this weird fear that they were just going to turn around and leave, thinking Bon Bon would kick them out again or something.
That would have really made for an extension to the story...
Given the recent picture... no?
I immediately thought of this:
Phew! I'm glad you put that there, or I might have broken down crying.
Chris could possibly change his name to Crakers, but then they might start calling him Chris. I don't think he's ever going to get his name through to Berry, or ever win this struggle of getting others to know his name.
Only Berry could take an emotional story and focus on this one part.
This Berry Punch is very enjoyable.
Pinchy is second best filly.
6224792 Who is first best filly?
For reference, here's how Chris and Lyra sounded to Bon Bon at this point:
No sexy times for a month, Lyra. You're going to be tied in a chair, with a magic-dampening ring on your horn, and you have to watch Chris and Bon Bon go at it every night for that month, with no means of "relief."
Pinchy is best filly in this fic!
When's the clop, though?
Pinchy's always adorable.
6224801 Scootaloo is first best filly.
6224770 At least I wasn't the only one thinking the same thing.
Oh! Yes the next chapter is already out and I LOVE IT! Pinchy is so cute! I want to be the step-dad!
Kidding!
Anyway I loved it and I loved how you used Berry to help Bon Bon see the reasons behind the actions of her friends and herself as well as Berry helping her with some good life advice there with letting go and not letting the past rule your life to prevent your living your future happily.
I'm happy Bon Bon forgives both Chris and Lyra (for the most part) and glad to see she'll want to continue to be a part of their lives even more. Though they're going to have to quell the rumors once they leave the hospital and to put the silliness of the situation out of business before it gets out of hand or hoof. I find it funny that ponies find humans "scary" to look at compared to the Ursa Minor, Bugbear, Cerberus, Tirek, Dragons, and other kinda of creatures that come out of the woodwork.
Humans... in appearance and abilities is rather lackluster in the eyes of ponies and don't find them terrifying at all it should be. Plus they live with a Dragon, have Discord visit them once in a while, and many odd and strange things have occurred that they've gotten used to it (if the episode of "Slice of Life" is any indicator as many don't seem concerned anymore). Then again humans are "unknown" to them so that could be a wary of a factor to have, but they do live with carnivorous and omnivore creatures (Dragons are told to be "pony eaters" as some say)... eh well I'm getting ahead of myself. This is your story after all and this is how you portray your ponies.
Though Twilight wasn't scared of humans at first in the movie, but slightly weird-ed out by them but found them nice after all.
Where was I? Oh right...
Well I can't wait to see what the two have in store for Lyra, going to be funny! I bet not harsh, but a good lesson to let her know never to do it again and a good teasing joke in the future for them to pull on Lyra for the fun of it without hurting her feelings or anything.
I hope to see the staff again from the Everfree Moonlight restaurant (I got the name right, right? Not bothering to look up to read it again) and love to see their reaction at trying it again for a second time and seeing them much happier now!
And... Scary rocks! You did see him do a Dimensional Hop earlier in "Third Roommate" right? That spider is the best! Mind if I have him cameo in my story at one point too? I love that little guy!
Anyway I look forward to the next chapter! This is VirusChris signing off! Take care true believers!
6224806 Ahhhh I understand now.
Yeah, you're not gonna like their revenge, Lyra.
Ruby was so CUTE!
Ohhhh hohohohohoho YES!
Next chapter is going to be a gem.