Everyone knows that ponies are plants, and like plants they breathe pure Carbon Dioxide. What happens when the evil Oxygen invades their plant lungs? Oxygensplosion!
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Black Month Willem Dafoe
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
Black Month Willem Dafoe
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5053033
This was going to be about Rainbow Dash.
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I'm sorrry, but that's not how plants work. Even the spontaneously combusting ones. Yes, those exist. Plants use oxygen just like us, but they produce more than they use. No large organism exists that doesn't use oxygen.
But you are correct in one thing: oxygen is poisonous. Even to humans. It just takes eighty plus years to kill us, as our bodies know how to deal with it.
5053136
This is a story about the evolution of plant-ponies and you are complaining about me not abiding by ordinary human-plant rules?
5053141
Readers assume that stories are like reality unless noted. You said plant ponies, so I assume that the inner workings of their cells work like carbon-based photosynthetic animal cells (protists? sybiotes? something). There are real photosynthetic sea slugs (which also use O2), but they hijack chloroplasts from the algae they eat. These guys:
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Although, even the hypothetical ammonia-based life and chlorine-based life forms would use oxygen. The only arsenic-based life (which actually lives on Earth) is a little volcanic anaerobic archaea bacteria. Other than those random few anaerobes, everything uses O2. Definitely plants and animals.
So yes, I'm complaining, because reality beat you to it, and thus you are wrong.
5053226
So the parts in both the story and the description that explicitly stated how plant-ponies work wasn't enough for you?
Honestly I think you're just trying to complain.
"Oh my gosh darn goodness Rainbow Dash, that sure was a cool trick!"
instant up-thumb
Oh
What the heck?!
5053675
Maybe I am. But that doesn't mean that I didn't like the story.
This should probably be rated teen, considering Scootaloo's dismemberment.
>ponyshrug of choice goes here
5057327
Oh well.
um... but... just... AAAAAAHHH BLARGH ACFGHSVBJDU... PHYSICS I like this
Shit, did I miss the inevitable science dick-measuring contest?
5053226
I'll be in my Scootacorner, lamenting the fact that I don't get any women with my science dick.
It seems so.
5075473
It's okay, I know your dick was the biggest.
dude
plants don't work like that
they absorb light from God and then exude holy breath all over the place
5099758
Of course.
It was all metaphors.
This sucked. I tried to inflate my vegetables to cure world hunger using your prescribed method and it didn't work.
5112313
You left out the arsenic didn't you?
5112649
I didn't have any left over tonight. I was busy this weekend.
5112731
Ah well that sucks.
5112993
It was great at the time.
I've got nothing to say but:
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- Christian 'Got Nothing More To Say' Harisay
Welp.
I laughed you troll.
When I read pony fiction, I toss logic out the window. My brain was saved by that fact.
5309367
You're one of the lucky ones.
5309484 I take it there were many casualties?
5309500
Millions
5326518
lol
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
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5530427
Get out fag
5530431 No, I love you more.
5530432
Bb u so sexy