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Psychomaniac


Soldier, medic, brony. Is there really anything else that needs to be said?

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I am a long way from home. I have been asked to live among ponies for a time yet unspecified so we might learn from each other. I have chosen to accept this assignment for our mutual benefit.. This is the story of my attempt to live among ponies so we may learn from each other. I am just hoping not to cause mass hysteria.

MLP is owned by Hasbro, of course. This work is submitted for nonprofit entertainment only.

This story will not be adhering to any set schedule due to my job and personal life. This is a fun project that I will do on my time.

Chapters (11)
Comments ( 30 )

I don't know who I should feel bad for the most. Spike, Sparky, or Applebloom.

I dont think it needs a teen rating....:scootangel:

Yay, Dungeons and Dragons style Dragon in My Little Pony! Very interesting. I can't wait to see if he's woken up by CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DRAGON SLAYERS YAY! A crowd of ponies with pitchforks and torches chanting "kill the monster", or something else.

Nice chapter, I can't wait to see how Sparky fares at Sweet Apple Acres.

I loved the CMC trying to be dragon riders, pure cuteness. I think Sparky will enjoy spending time with them and possibly helping in some crusades... or scaring Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to the point they pass out for messing with his friends. I almost pity any monsters from the Everfree that decide three fillies would make a good snack.:twilightsmile:

Well, I just hope Spike doesn't learn the truth about Rarity and Fluttershy by walking in on them kissing or something. I can totally see Sparky grabbing a bag of holding and Twilight being disappointed about the amount of books until he dumps the books out and they keep coming.

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Once he gets back from his trip with Rarity, he will be spending some more time with the CMC. I have also been rolling a D20 on a few of these checks. Of course, it's kinda hard to fail with the stats of an adult dragon. It made it interesting that I had to roll a precise 15 in order to not put a hole through a tree but still hit it hard enough to be effective. I rolled 4 times, got a natural 20 but no 15's. I took the 20 as a spectacular failure. Hence, we got to see a dragon rip a tree out of the ground in frustration. Thanks for reading so far. I will have a new chapter tomorrow morning.:twilightsmile:

4659727 Yay for dragon time! I hope to see more attempts at a Dragon Riding Cutie Mark just for fun, plus if he were to actually fly with them I know Scootaloo would love it.

Nice chapter, I liked Sparky's lair and I love the idea there might be a nice blue dragoness out there. I can totally see her and Sparky getting into an argument due to their time apart only to work together when some other threat presents itself and gets zapped by both dragons.:pinkiehappy:

Pinkie Pie plus bags of holding... OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! :pinkiecrazy:

Ahh, the rare Double Update it it's natural habitat. Truly a sight to behold. Enjoy ya'll.:twilightsmile::raritywink::pinkiehappy::yay::ajsmug::rainbowlaugh:

Umm... This wouldn't happen to be a crossover with "I, Robot", would it? With Will Smith? And bitchin' robots?

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While that was a good movie, I took no inspiration from it. This story is being told from a dragon's POV. Give it a read, you might like it.:twilightsmile:

4666950 Hmm... Alright... In a little bit. It'll go in my read later pile.

What did Sparky do wrong??? :trollestia: I say the little brats got what hey deserved. :trollestia:

I'm getting the feeling Sparky has some Troll in him. I can totally see him in his true form being a living jungle gym for the school foals.

Sparky plus happy fillies = happy reader. I like this chapter, I hope Sparky gets asked to demonstrate his lightning breath for the foals. I expect loud "OOOOOHHHHHHHH" and "AHHHHHHHH!"s from the display of spit lightning.

I just had an awful thought.... "Sparky wants...":twilightoops:

Poor Sparky, I guess ODing on Zap Apple Jam is something he'll need to warn his siblings about and save the jam for emergencies, like if he has to fight another dragon to protect Ponyville. I'm glad Twilight is confident they can get Scootaloo flying, I want to see if she can do a Rainboom!!

It's... addicting, and it seems underrated. I would definitely recommend to friends. In fact, my only problem with the story is that I seem to have run out. Do see about fixing that error, won't you? :raritywink:

As for the story, so far I would say that it's great, if a little short. That will be fixed in time, no doubt. (I could read 250k words easily in an afternoon if it's something that really caught my interest like this did.)

I can't catch any real flaws other than the lack of a 10 page dossier about dragon magic and the mythos involved in your little story, though coming up with such things is one of my hobbies, so I can excuse it.

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Thank you for your kind words! :twilightsmile:

I'm currently writing the next chapter, so It shouldn't be too long. As for the mythos and abilities of Sparky, I am pulling a great deal from D&D, with a few show elements thrown in. His ability to send scrolls, for example. If you like, you can check out the stats of a standard Bronze Dragon here. I am taking a few liberties with his ability to polymorph. D&D actually calls the ability "Alternate Form." You can find the basics of this ability here. I hope this answers any questions you may have about Sparky thus far.

As always, thanks for reading, guys!:pinkiehappy:

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I assume that you're rolling the dice for the actions yourself?
As for questions, you've sated my major ones for now. The answers to the minor ones would be spoilers, so... I'll keep my trap shut :scootangel:

Nice chapter, especially Sparky getting Pony hugs. I can totally see the CMC going "CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS DRAGON HUGGERS YAY!!!!!" And hugging Sparky for an hour straight. Even if they don't get a Cutie Mark from it... who cares because hugs :yay:

You absolute tease! i.imgur.com/Bl7mmwP.png I'm all happy about finding out how your pegasi stay in the air, and then BOOM! Your answer is in another castle. :twilightangry2:

Why must you do this to me? :fluttercry:

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Data analysis takes time. :twilightsmile:

We wouldn't want Twilight to rush through everything, maybe missing some important fact, right? :twilightoops:

Don't worry, The Scootaloo Project is far from over! :rainbowdetermined2::scootangel:

Can I help fund the Scootaloo Project????:scootangel::scootangel::scootangel: I can't wait to see what other data Twilight finds, this should be interesting. I do have to ask if Sparky might know of a magic item that will at least let Scootaloo fly for a bit so she can learn the basics from Rainbow and get used to flying??? Or just in case Twilight can't find what's wrong with Scootaloo and needs more time.
4713707 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! And it's being kept by a PRINCESS!!!! Sorry folks, your data is in the Princess's other castle.

“Cutie Mark Crusaders Dragon Riders YAY!”

is this just as bad or worse than

They all look at me, pouring on the cute.

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bit more than 10,000 pounds of paper.

huuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh 10 000 pounds HOLY CRAP!!!! (yes the crap is holy)

4663306 pinkie pie WELL FUCK RUN FUCKING RUN!!! (all of the party cannons!!!!)

Please continue :fluttershysad:

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