Twilight looked like she was about to cry. She turned to Spike and Derpy. "You monsters," she mouthed angrily. "Derpy, that was my private cabinet. I showed you that out of trust. And Spike, you promised
to keep my crush a secret. Now Celestia is probably going to disown me as a mentor and a princess and and and..."

You. Me. Fuck. Now. Let's sit down and discuss this interesting new revelation. Meet me at the castle.
~Celestia

... You just won the internet.

That was actually very good Liked.

4532977 thank you!

Oh, Derpy. You juicy little love master.

The internet. You now have it all.

At first I was just like "Yeah, okay this is pretty good." But then that ending...

I award you several imaginary Internet points.

more with celestia and twilight? please?

+1 internet

lol derpy good job i wonder whats happens next.
Oh i almost forgot! Was ; i wonder what cums next.
What that a pun?

4533925 yes, that was a pun. So was the line about their throats getting "horse"

4533510 Tomorrow

4533891 Welcome to innerworkings of my mind.

I am very amused

Bwahaha! She ships on the weekends. Fucking classic. Faved and upvoted.

4535370 I'm glad to hear that. Btw, you have a pretty mane.

4535391
D'awww, thanks.
Females be jelly

Sex is a very intense experience, and so your description should be too. I'm sure you've heard about using all six senses.

I see what you did there.

Derpy should try limericks. She's got the subject matter down for it, for sure.

That was fun, great job!

Ok, not gonna lie. That ending had me rolling.

4535787

Derpy should try limericks

You brilliant not-changeling. Duly noted.

4536275 that was the intention.

Okay I have to give you a thumb for the ending.

4536559 Please, keep your thumb on your hand; you don't need to give me it. A thumb's up, on the other hoof, is fine.

my god. We've done it.
We've reached the bottom of Tartarus

There, look, Sisyphus pushing his rock wearily up the hill
And Tantalus the ever thirsty and starving

And there, there in the pit I see the souls of those who memed so vigorously

alas

4536693 This is similar to a meme? (I'm asking in earnest)

I donate to you my thumb.

This is great!

How in the blueberry fuck did you even get this to work so goddamn well?

~Skeeter The Lurker

4537310 I'm not really sure. If you figure that out, please let me know.

4537387
4537404

Double post! DOuble Post!

And you're welcome.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Heeyy... I recognize that cover image.

4537441 Hopefully I didn't accidently steal it? I never know what the policy on finding random pics off the internet is.

4537445
It was one of the requests I made during the kallisti livestream. Derpy trying to touch Twi's cutie mark with a wing, and missing.

No worries XD

Oh this made me laugh so hard. Well done. Have a moustache

Best pony in action, everyone. Stand back if you wish to continue your single life.

Disturbingly amusing in the best possible way. Thank you for this.

4537927 You're welcome!

Shippers gonna ship, writers gonna write, readers gonna read, haters gonna hate, and i'm just chilling.

Best shipper!

awesome. in one word, awesome.

Shippers gonna ship... Awesome!

"It's the structure of this poem that's really a pussy-drier for me"
Anybody else picturing Tara Strong laughing her ass off after reading this?

Shippers gonna ship

DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

Ok, wow... I don't... wow.

That was something.

SHIPPERS GONNA SHIP!

Wonderbolts, pie, and urethral sounding.
I read all of those.....can't remember the name of the one with soarin and the pie through.

That's top secret. Please, give me that back.

This is hilarious. XD