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Super Trampoline


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Twilight looked like she was about to cry. She turned to Spike and Derpy. "You monsters," she mouthed angrily. "Derpy, that was my private cabinet. I showed you that out of trust. And Spike, you promised
to keep my crush a secret. Now Celestia is probably going to disown me as a mentor and a princess and and and..."

You. Me. Fuck. Now. Let's sit down and discuss this interesting new revelation. Meet me at the castle.
~Celestia

... You just won the internet.

That was actually very good :rainbowderp: Liked.

Oh, Derpy. You juicy little love master.

The internet. You now have it all.

At first I was just like "Yeah, okay this is pretty good." But then that ending...

I award you several imaginary Internet points.

:pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy: more with celestia and twilight? please?

what the.... wadafuq did i just read?

but lolz man appleblooms reaction!

lol derpy good job i wonder whats happens next.
Oh i almost forgot! Was ; i wonder what cums next.
What that a pun?

4533925 yes, that was a pun. So was the line about their throats getting "horse"

4533891 Welcome to innerworkings of my mind. :pinkiecrazy:

Bwahaha! She ships on the weekends. Fucking classic. Faved and upvoted.

4535370 I'm glad to hear that. Btw, you have a pretty mane. :raritystarry:

Would you like to see the full unabridged poem in all it's badness?

I would.

Sex is a very intense experience, and so your description should be too. I'm sure you've heard about using all six senses.

I see what you did there. :trollestia:

Derpy should try limericks. She's got the subject matter down for it, for sure.

That was fun, great job! :twilightsmile:

Ok, not gonna lie. That ending had me rolling.

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Derpy should try limericks

You brilliant not-changeling. Duly noted.

Okay I have to give you a thumb for the ending.:twilightsmile:

4536559 Please, keep your thumb on your hand; you don't need to give me it. A thumb's up, on the other hoof, is fine. :twilightsmile:

my god. We've done it.
We've reached the bottom of Tartarus

There, look, Sisyphus pushing his rock wearily up the hill
And Tantalus the ever thirsty and starving

And there, there in the pit I see the souls of those who memed so vigorously

alas

4536693 This is similar to a meme? (I'm asking in earnest)

They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat,

:rainbowlaugh:

in fact I'm kind of morbidly curious as to what cums next.

I see what you did there. :raritywink:

I donate to you my thumb. :derpytongue2:

This is great! :pinkiehappy:

I don't...

I can't...

Oh my god this is genius...!

~Skeeter The Lurker

How in the blueberry fuck did you even get this to work so goddamn well?

~Skeeter The Lurker

4537310 I'm not really sure. If you figure that out, please let me know. :twilightblush:

Comment posted by Super Trampoline deleted Jun 12th, 2014

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Double post! DOuble Post!

And you're welcome.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Heeyy... I recognize that cover image. :trixieshiftright:

4537441 Hopefully I didn't accidently steal it? I never know what the policy on finding random pics off the internet is. :twilightblush:

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It was one of the requests I made during the kallisti livestream. Derpy trying to touch Twi's cutie mark with a wing, and missing. :rainbowlaugh:

No worries XD

Oh this made me laugh so hard. Well done. Have a moustache :moustache:

Best pony in action, everyone. Stand back if you wish to continue your single life.

Disturbingly amusing in the best possible way. Thank you for this. :derpytongue2:

Shippers gonna ship, writers gonna write, readers gonna read, haters gonna hate, and i'm just chilling. :rainbowdetermined2:

I would indeed like to read the rest of the poem, as much as I feel disgusted with myself for saying so.

awesome. in one word, awesome.


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4533925 4533510 Y'all's wishes have been granted. The rest of the poem is now up. :derpytongue2:

It was good, until you brought in drugs. 0/10 Put in Equestrium's Most Hated Fics.

4541202 I'm going to hope that's sarcasm. I think that's sarcasm?:rainbowhuh:

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Not sarcasm, but a bit of cruelty. It's early in the morning and I don't have my orange juice yet. Although I do dislike your fic for including drugs, I'm not going to rate it so low. Yes, I did give it a downvote, but credit will be given where credit is due, once I get myself a good cup of orange juice, two slices of toast, and an egg omelet.

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