They say you should follow your heart, and for Derpy Hooves, that means shipping the Mane Six in a rhyming and very carnal fashion. However, it turns out Twilight has done some shipping of her own...
what the.... wadafuq did i just read?
but lolz man appleblooms reaction!
Would you like to see the full unabridged poem in all it's badness?
I would.
They were currently fucking in an empty industrial vat,
in fact I'm kind of morbidly curious as to what cums next.
I see what you did there.
I don't...
I can't...
Oh my god this is genius...!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I would indeed like to read the rest of the poem, as much as I feel disgusted with myself for saying so.
What in the...dear jeebus, what just happened?
Would you like to see the full unabridged poem in all its badness?
There's more?! What? I- I don't... what?Fine, lets do it. 'm already this far down the rabbit hole.
This has confused me greatly...
ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
I...uh...that was...where the heck is Takei when he's needed!
Author's Note:
Would you like to see the full unabridged poem in all its badness?Uhhhh....yes!
what the.... wadafuq did i just read?
but lolz man appleblooms reaction!
I would.
I see what you did there.
I don't...
I can't...
Oh my god this is genius...!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I would indeed like to read the rest of the poem, as much as I feel disgusted with myself for saying so.
What in the...dear jeebus, what just happened?
There's more?! What? I- I don't... what?
Fine, lets do it. 'm already this far down the rabbit hole.
This has confused me greatly...
ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
I...uh...that was...where the heck is Takei when he's needed!
Author's Note:
Would you like to see the full unabridged poem in all its badness?
Uhhhh....yes!