Oh yes, I can always count on Sir Hat to ensure I have my weekly dose of shenanigans. Usually sexy shenanigans.

Great work!
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I love your pic! It's so dark and sexy! My type of thing, you know?

4447553 You are such a flatterer....

Do continue...

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The Headless Horse reappears on the outskirts of Ponyville, catching the interest of the locals. They quickly decide to send someone expendable to check it out.

And who's more expendable than an OC?

4447781 Dime a dozen twats!

I could build an army with all of mine-

I could build an army...

I should build an army.

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I have never been more confused while reading something ever. Normally it boils down to good or bad, but this was just weird to the nth degree.

It's meta-fiction, clop, HiE and 100% bat shit insanity. This is what you get when you write a fic while high out of your mind on codeine, like someone (Dale Hostpezz) gave you a pen and told to write whatever idea rolled out of your head. Then when you less high and had regained more cognitive ability, someone else (I'm gonna call this person Mary Josephine) propped you in front of a keyboard and the end result was this story.

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...People say my writing is crazy, I call it creative.

Also, that actually made me giggle. I (a 20yr old man) giggled.

...Excuse me while I turn in my man card.

4447787 don't make me get out my trump card.

4447831
Huh?

I was agreeing with you.

OC is more expendable than Russian conscripts.

4447805 I believe that would mean the ponies have finally worked their way into your bloodsteam.

Also good story so far, I imagine the main character is eventually going to try and get Twilight or someone to build a machine to make communication easier lol. I'm sure the tapping will get old pretty fast.

4447839 no, i mean the army.

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Too late.

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And they all have a unique name, back story, favorite color, penis preference and...best pony.

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This is the weirdest, most adorable story I've read in a while. Nicely done, Sir Hat.

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Trump card.

I'm glad this is a thing.

All she wants is a little love...

20 comments, 150+ vies, 44 likes, and no dislikes.

Sir/Madam, I believe you've broken some kind of record.

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46 likes, 50 favs.

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Yeah, that's a record of some sort. Absolutely no dislikes? How the hell is that possible?

This is kinda strange but also pretty cute, can't wait for more good sir.

Somehow I doubt Ms Headless is going to be communicating by PDA, a la Celty Sturluson. (Which, of course, leaves everything wide open.)

All right, who's the wiseguy with the downturned thumb all of a sudden?

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One of my many enemies.

May they fall to my literary blade. (A papercut)

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Celty Sturluson,"The Headless Rider", aproves this fic.

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The headless just turned her neck up at me, pseudo looking at me and walking against my side. It pressed itself against me and just stayed there. I just patted his stump, "...You arlight?"

You kinda messed up with the pronouns. And that last word is misspelled.

Featured box!!!!!
*pulls out vuvuzela*
BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Cheers mate!

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Oh, good. So I wasn't the only one thinking, 'someone get that mare a cellphone.'

This is going to be amazing.

You have my attention. Is this just a short fun story? I think it has potential (i do not know your usual works)

A certain picture by Cold-Blooded Twilight comes to mind....

(You'll know what it is when you look)

Well, this is new and interesting. I'm intrigued.

Weird but intriguing. I'll take this ride.

Get ready boys and girls cus this one is gonna be the good kind of bizarre.

That... Holy sheit does she need that hug. She probably became immortal to be able to serve in the army forever and now she hears that there is no longer an army to serve?

Christ, just imagine spending 350 years of isolation and loneliness with the only hope that you would one day be able to do what you hoped for and then realizing that it is impossible, that all that loneliness and isolation was for naught.

you better hug the ever loving fuck out of that mare because she just lost the last thing she had in life.

I think she's like that one character from Durarara, Celty.

I swear if this scene happens I will be very happy.

Celty is best headless character...

This story is da swag.

That was freakishly hilarious I'm snickering my head off.

I approve and hope for many more chapters in the near future

I just patted his stump

Ok This is a little creepy, but I like it!

This is some interesting and creepy!
And I like it! Continuing!

...Actually hell would be kinda dark...."

Not with all the fire

Wait... who's the stallion in this situation, or are they both mares? I know in one scene with the headless pony the word stallion was mentioned and not towards one of the past characters.

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Unless it was black fire
That is a possibility