When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
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I am assuming next chapter is explanation time on why Twilight hates Jason so much and why Celestia is acting the way she is. I mean, she's treating Jason like a child after all the crap he's been through for 3 long years.
Wait, Jason did something to Twilight? The heck did he do to her?
I'm just waiting to see the massive explosion that Jason has over the undoubtably pitiful excuse Twilight will give as to why she hates him.
4772476 They were refering to the EQG incident
4772476 Through the mirror.
Whatever happened, it happened during EQG.
Jason was on our Earth, not Humanquestria.
Jason didn't piss Twilight off, but someone did.
And it's not Sunset Shimmer.
4772482 Even the ponies don't like to talk about Equestria Girls.
See what I did there?
I get the feeling that Celestia's simultaneously overbearing and childish take on this is gonna make shit hit the fan even harder. This is nothing short of humiliating for a human, and Jason has shown that he has no patience for that shit. It was three years trimming his fuse short here, and if he truly, really snaps, it's gonna get thermonuclear.
And finally we can truly say "fuck you" to Twilight. Jason hearing of the origins for her immature little spot of angsty teen hate would be the cherry on top of the banana split.
Thirdly, if someone cares to listen, I have a theme for this story starting on this chapter:
4772476 This story is from a universe where Twilight doesn't get the best impression of humans during the events of equestria girls.
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Ah, the 'I've met some humans and they were bad therefore all humans are bad' route? Please tell me that it isn't going to end with Jason looking like a bad guy.
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When one is thousands of years old the oldest man alive is still a child to them.
4772464 There are no male alicorns that we've seen. Celestia is thousands of years old. My headcanon is that she has been wanting a foal of her own for centuries, but is neither fertile nor capable of spending enough time with one to adopt.
And here comes a helpless human falling out of the sky, who desperately needs some care and affection.
... Flash Sentry is my first guess, then in descending order Principal Celestia/Luna and Whatever human Discord is... I'm betting on Sentry
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So what you're saying is that Twilight is being a prissy, hypocritical, racist, bitch because she PMSd, and pissed off Brad who was too tired of having to deal with bitchy, clingy women. So instead of deciding that just like ponies, there are a few bad humans, she went straight into straight up bitchmcfullretard mode, and decided all ze human scum must be eliminated from ze earth for ze glory of ze Equestrian Socialist Party?
4772531 How about you fucking wait and see what happened?
On a second viewing, I see a distinct possibility that this may be a joke. In that case: All the lulz.
Did... did Twilight get raped?
This is why you're not officially canon EQG, even the ponies hate you.
Did Luna see Jason before he left Canterlot? Will this be the first time she see's him? I'm looking forward to the trifecta-meeting between Jason, Celestia, and Luna.
4772552 No. The only one getting molested is Jason. With hugs and kisses. Because he needs it.
FLUFFY PONY CUDDLES FOR EVERYONE.
4772464 Lest just hope Twilight has very good reasons for act the way she did, as for Celestia, she is still in the ignorant field, that attitude will probably change after she finds about the hole truth.
I really hope there's gonna be some 'splaining soon. Twilight thinks Jason is evil, Applejack completely forgot about the shit she did before, and Celestia's acting like he's her son..... wa's going on?
Cliffhangers truly the most sadistic tool in an author's arsenal.
Personally, it wouldn't have taken 3 years for me to snap. Come first winter, I would have just walked into the center of town (at night) and plopped my rump down and said to the village idiots in the morning to either finally HELP ME or KILL ME, because I ain't leaving before one of these happens.
4772501 Years with no company and a deep, simmering distaste for everything equine. He certainly has no motivation to be a good person. He is forever fucked in the head, anyway. The chances of him making a full mental recovery are slim to none.
Shrek is glorious eternal leader.
4772631 Applejack didn't forget. She moved on.
This is just my personal opinion, Twilight is going to make some bull shit excuse to hate Jason after putting him through hell. Then again maybe she has a good reason to hate him. Like I said this is just my personal opinion. After reading your latest chapters Vertigo and Contact, I have noticed something. I don't know if it's just me but the chapters are either getting shorter or I am reading faster. Oh well, all that matters it that I am still entertained. Keep up the good work.
4772655 It's all ogre now.
4772673 Make no mistake, when Celestia finds out (next chapter possibly), she is going to fuck their faces until their throats bleed. With the thick, meaty horse-cock of justice.
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Jason looking end up as a bad guy? So far as I have seen, Jason are the victims here. The ponies treated him like a monster where he wasn't. Sometime monster are created, not born.
The bad guy are the ponies, period.
4772665 Alright, fair enough. But still, a LOOOOOOOT of weird stuff going on. Definitely excited for the next chapter, because it really looks like sh*t's going down.
4772652 yea the 3 year thing was from the original story which was written by some one else which does not make much sense honestly why would any one put up with that shit for that long is beyond me. I would just say fuck this and go back to Celestia after only a few days if even that and be like "Friendly my ass!" and this proceed to give a detailed account of how i was treated and get some bitches in trouble.
Clearly this guy was insane from the very beginning after all is it not doing the same thing and expecting different results the very definition of insanity?
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Let me make this perfectly clear Twilight: I. dont. care.
I dont care what happened to you whilst in the mirror universe. I dont care what you saw, or what happened. From your POV, Humans are probably the most evil, bastards alive; and your paranoia and treatement of another living being who just wanted some help, drove him to the bring of suicide, and you act like you were proven right about humans?
YOU made the choice to push out, and outcast someone in need just because of how he looked, and what species he was. YOU made the choice to condem an entire race of humans, claiming them all to be monsters because of what you saw. And even now; when you see what you ponies have done to the guy; you still act like your the one in the right, and how hes an uncontrollable beast that needs to be locked up/killed, even though you were in a place that showed a semblance of civility (What with going to school, People hanging out with friends,)
Or did you think it was such an awful place, because you saw that not everyone was holding hands, and getting along. That people arent mindwraped to the point where they all get along perfectly.
Havent you done enough damage to this guy already?! Seriously, I've never felt such hate for Twilght before (which congrats by the way; your really good at getting emotions rilled.); but for someone whose supposed to be smart; she's really fucking stupid at this point.
Twilight Sparkle: Fuck. You.
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And so from Applejack trying to 'care' for him to Celestia from which he cannot escape. Bravo, sir.
I almost feel sorry for him.
I wonder if in equastria girl twilight saw her "villains" human version?
4772734 agreed, 100% plus 20... Thousand percent more.
4772734 There's no need to be upset.
really..ive been waiting for him to to get his due..his rightful justice..but i dont see that happening anytime soon.
4772795 Jason has gone from living in a cave getting struck by lightning regularly to sharing THE Royal Suite with not one but two beautiful mares since the beginning of this story.
Poor Jason. Poor, poor Jason. Pity the human in the Princess Sandwich.
Why do I get the feeling Applejack is going to slap Twilight?
4772854 I hope she's going to punch Twilight Sparkle, honestly.
4772854 Bitch talkin' shit bout her man, she gon' drag her down by her weave.
Now that he's in a safe haven--relatively speaking--I would assume he'll feel the full effects of post traumatic stress. There definitely needs to be a point at which he just breaks down and starts sobbing.
No dammit! I will go around and demolition cliffs so you have nothing to hang this story from!
On another note, despite me left very wanting, it was another good chapter. And at long last we can finally find out why Twilight has been such a bitch to him funtimes! Looking forward to the next chapter and the thrashing Celestia gives the elements.
Frankly, you're all jumping down Twilight's throat for something that can only be blamed on the god-awful writing of the original story.
I will give this author credit for trying to patch together the original mess... it's not working out so hot, but then again silk purses and sow's ears. It's gotta be one helluva fishing expedition to try and fish up an explanation for:
1)Why every single pony in Ponyville-- not just Twilight, who may have had a horrible experience with humans, but EVERY pony-- hated him on sight.
2)Why he sat out there in the woods for three years straight instead of going straight back to Celestia after the first day.
3)Why Celestia hadn't informed Twilight he was coming, or given him a guard escort, or even some sort of sealed affidavit from herself.
4)Why, despite spending all that time waffling over going to Equestria, he didn't spend some time PREPARING. You know, with some solid equipment: camping gear, weapons for self defense (manticores out there, you damn fool), medicine, extra clothes, personal hygiene products, a bicycle for transportation--- hell, I would be trying to find a way to push a whole dang camper RV through that portal.
5)Why Celestia never bothered to follow up on this alien being sitting in her kingdom. Not inquiring after him, even once. In THREE YEARS.
Writing technique can be improved but there's not much that can be done for a complete lack of common sense.
Of all these problems, Twilight's loathing for humans is the LEAST questionable. Haven't any of you BEEN to high school? A typical inner-city high school, with its gangs, its drugs, its violence, its bullies, its outright crime, its pathological indifference on the part of the administration, all its ten thousand cruelties... Kids IRL have been driven to suicide by the brutality that goes on daily in many schools. For an awkward, introverted girl from a candyland world, it would have seemed like Hell's own toilet. Hell, just a trip to a cafeteria probably was traumatic... she probably found out what was on the hamburger buns and figured she was surrounded by cannibals. Brutal, sadistic, barely literate cannibals who amused themselves by tormenting one another at any opportunity. Twilight probably ended up stacking her OCPD with a side order of PTSD, just from one semester at a human high school.
4772911 It's taking a Hell of a lot of work to plug up the plotholes the original so graciously bestowed upon me, but it's good practice for when I start my professional writing career. If I can turn this into a good story, I'll be a writing god. Then nothing will be able to stop me.
At least sunbutt is treating him fairly compared to those six monsters.
4772937 Oh, she's going to treat him very nicely.
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Ay, and I can't agree more on referring to them as monsters either
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I can attest to the tedium of trying to close plotholes in a patchwork base idea.
I can just imagine The Doctor crashing in, then hears Jason's story.
He'd first be like: 2.bp.blogspot.com/-owj7T7A2ycs/T8DSUBaH7YI/AAAAAAAABK0/LuG71xfSVzQ/s1600/angry+doctor.jpg
Then he'd be like:banehuntress.co.uk/tardis/Galleries/10th_Doctor/Angry/Angry2/Angry_Doctor-Who_010.jpg
Then, the snap. i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--3bBFE1pT--/18mdcqto9ukr0jpg.jpg
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