When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
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Damn, with that much money you could almost pay off the US national debt.
In other news, the Equestrian economy collapsed today after suffering from unfathomable hyperinflation.
"So what's your budget?"
"I can buy the planet and have it burned and rebuilt the way I like it."
Ugh. Why did I read the comments.
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Inflation doesnt exist in pony land! Only cuddles and boops.
Friendship is Money and Housing
Inside a damp frigid cave near Ponyville, Jason's heavy, tired eyelids closed, the freezing wind finally extinguishing the last candle of life keeping him alive. Inside his final dream, Jason fell asleep with a smile on his face and surrounded by his new friends. He never knew that the first peaceful slumber he had in years would be his last.
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To be clear - given Jason's luck, the above seems more realistic
you might wanna lose like 6 zeroes to that sum. thats insane amount of money. and before the comments become more toxic, you can change it to something simple like
"Jason's eyes widened when he saw the amount of money" or something simple.
And then Jason woke up and died of hypothermia. The End.
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Thought the whole thing was a dream sequence when it got to the money part.
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i was thinking about adding something like this, but its Christmas so i decided against it, this was more meant to be heart warming, not freezing
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i love these comments because it shows how incapable i am with money, i should probably get on top of that
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It’s okay, a lot of people are.
Especially governments. Governments are pretty terrible with money. Just look at post World War 1 Germany, or Zimbabwe, or Venezuela, or the United States of America. So it’s completely believable that Celestia would do this, and considering what we saw in the show, she might’ve just done it for fun.
interesting but i do hope jason is not nearly as forgiving as time goes on. even applejack doesn't really deserve it at this time.
I wonder a scenario where a new human appears and is accepted without question by the ponies because of the Jason situation, but said human is akin to a supervillain, Jason being the only one to can see through it's façade. Would he try to save the ponies even while antagonizing them so much? That'd be interesting to see.
I would have broken down at that gift.
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Maybe it's pesos...
And then Jason woke up...
No cap, I most likely would've had a mental reboot for like a hour.
Lost and abuse? >Get citizenship
Broke and kicked outta town?> They buy you a nice house
Aint got a job?> Set you up for the future (including investments)
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hmmmmm, interesting
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I'd disagree, if only on one point. Applejack doesn't deserve forgiveness yet, but she's trying to earn it. Same goes for Twilight. Doesn't mean he shouldn't be looking for the hidden knife.
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don't know her attempting to sooth her own guilt (and that's really all her actions are) almost make her worse at times then when she was antagonistic towards him.
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I mean, one dollar is about 1.16 bits, so he has about...
862,068,970,000,000 Dollars, or 862 Trillions. The US National Debt is currently at 27.5 trillion (and rising every second).
So he can pay the national debt 31 times over and still have leftover money.
he could buy all the freshwater on Planet Earth 12 times over.
he's a rich motherfucker now.
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Hidden knife?
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I honestly thought I was the only one that saw it that way.
This makes me think of possible other scenarios of him surviving/ not trying suicide:
A) He ends up attracting windigos with his sheer hatred. This means that in order to stop the threat they will have to befriend Jason(killing him would only make it worse with undying hate stuff yadda yadda) which will be hard after how he's been treated.
B) He somehow becomes an alicorn stallion(Tree of Harmony pities him or girls hit him with Element) and he gets mad about his new form and how they are probably only treating him nice because of that, and Celestia punishes them when she hears about what they have been doing to Jason. Punishment being they have to make true friends with and help someone who despises them with good reason.
These could be great depending on how you do it since A gives danger of everyone freezing to death and B gives you a very volatile and powerful alicorn(Jason). In both cases the girls and Ponyville have to convince him that they aren't being nice just to save there arses.
I didn't cry i swear! Not once!
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This is my native language, it’s just I’ve never had to spell most of these words before, I can’t remember the last time I had to write or type out “duct tape” before then, I make a lot of spelling errors, but I usually catch most of them, but I quest this one slipped under my radar
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Basically waiting and watching for when its all going to tuen around and become something terrible like most othwr thangs that happen to him as of late.
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Pretty sure 1,000,000 would have been far more believable.
I suspect Pinkie added some extra zeros because it was funny... or has no one noticed the extra zeros are not ink but crayon?
I read this story ans i have to say there is no sex scene so why the sex tag after so many chapters?
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Wait what?
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Huh I’ve never noticed that before, oh well, away it goes
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If she did that, chances are rarity would kill her.
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Would you let yourself get mauled by lions? What about giant lions?
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i.ibb.co/yS7HJMT/Yes.jpg
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That's badass.
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This is beautiful, but damn if it ain't depressing as hell. At least he went out happy.
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What’s with the facehoof?
are you going to continue this story? I find it fascinating.
I just came to the party. The story is still alive?! Wth?
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I don’t even know if that’s the reason I laughed.
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should've gone for the head10822125
I’m upset that I didn’t see this until now.
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Thank you. I thought it sounded crazy coming from me.
Happy ending, nice
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A good kick to the liver or a finger thrust into the eye socket can easily someone or pony.
When is the new chapter coming I love this.I don’t wanna rush but maybe if there was a rough estimation of the time it would be nice.The series is great.
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