When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
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Hehe, Tia's reactions are going to be popcorn and coke worthy.
Well THAT was unexpected...Mr. Wright sure does know how to make friends.
Can't wait to see what happens with ol' Sunbutt though. Should make for some buttery popcorn.
4722781 It was only a matter of time until Jason got tired of Gilda's shit.
I love this story.
So now Gilda and Jason had a nasty fight, they both went their separate ways, and he's in Canterlot about to give Celestia what is definitely the nastiest tongue lash that has ever been directed to a pony's ears.
That wasn't shit hitting the fan. That was a jet engine tossed into the sewer.
4722792 Make up for last chapter?
I like this "have a plan" thing. I shall use it for ALL chapters!!!
I wonder what Celestia will think about how events turned out. Does she know how everypony treated him? And what is Discord up to. I do enjoy him making the main six feel like shit, they should feel like shit, but I wonder if there isn't more to it than that.
4722802 Oh, it does. You bet your ass it does.
Are we allowed to expect more frequent updates now too? It's all right if not, just asking
Well, I can't wait to see how this goes.
4722810 Maybe. I'm ditching college, so I'll have more time to write.
Art Institute, man. It 's a fucking scam.
4722818 Jeez. That's the kind of course one should only take if it's tuition-free.
Its about time for Celestia to have a long talk with Jason.
4722822 I'm already down 80k. And I'm still a freshman.
Hoenstly, Im glad Gilda has seperated from him. She did nothing but shit on him, and give him crap when life had already been dealing with with crappy cards. The fact that she honestly acted like she hadnt done anything wrong; Im just glad shes gone. Also if things turn out well for Jason in the next chapter on how hes right; I pray that their will be consequences for the Mane 6, and Ponyville for their bigoted, and hatefilled ways.
Holy smack! he's got a major pair of huevos to mouth off a pissed off griffon then bluff his way to Celestia!
In the words of the interwebz: Dis gun be good!
EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, I shouldn't be surpried. He's depressed and has been close to death more than once. When some people think they're about to die, they lose all care and caution like a fart in the wind. YOLO or something like that.
4722831 Hell yes. I have zero fucks to give if that is her usual way of treating others, she's a bitch with a completely skewed sense of friendship and nothing else. She was most likely only taking Jason along and fooling herself into thinking that she cares for him so she can make herself feel better.
4722826 I'm so glad I study my ass off for free now
Actually I can see it now (I think) that after Jason lecture Celestia about her so called caring and nice ponies are nothing than a bigot and xenophobic ponies and he later spite her by jumping through one those glass mural (better if it was the one with mane six in it) so he can finally die.......that until Celestia save his ass.
4722848 IT'S RAINING MEN!
*swaps my hat* time to sell consessions and excremate repelling clothing and hats
4722818 Hey, you beat out Hitler to get in.
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80k?! That sucks man (understatement of the year folks). Hope you'll be okay and can recover.
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It would be even more epic if Jason says 'Fuck You' to everyone single one of the ponies he met at the Canterlot while on the way to meet Celestia. Its a BIG Fuck You to Equestria.
(Now come to think, Jason should travel the entire Equestria and says 'Fuck You' to every single mare, stallions, colts and fillies. )
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4722853 OH HALLILIJUAH ITS RAINING MEN!!!
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Wait a minute
I swear that your previous comment was different
Let's see here...
Walks down the street, and when everyone looks at him funny:
4722887 "Jason, why...why would you do this? Is life here truly so horrible?"
"I did it...because fuck you."
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If her reaction to Twilight's letter a few chapters back is any indication, I have a sneaking suspicion that Jason's going to need to pull out some heavy-duty sunblock before it's all over and done with.
I also have a feeling that ol' sunbutt's going to have to spend some time getting her face put back together whether she knew or not.
EDIT: Re-reading the chapter in question has me suspecting that she might NOT have known. Granted, it's not all that clear WHO is thinking "Celestia's" thoughts during the encounter with Twilight, but that potentially is a hint that she didn't know.
I suspect that he's taken it upon himself to teach them a lesson that the Six should have learned a few years prior (the number three comes to mind for some reason...) and is doing so in his own delightful, if admittedly jerkass-y, way.
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Uh....could I get a large popcorn, coke and a poncho? The poncho in XL size if you have them.
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Summary of this recent chapter
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I declare this comment thread......FUCK YOU ALL!!!
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4722926 Wait, I thought that the Celestia who confronted Twilight was Discord. I'm gonna have to reread this entire story soon aren't I. Oh well at least this story is worth it.
4722848 That would actually be pretty fuckin cool.
4723009 It was. But I haven't elaborated on who received the letter.
4722926 do you want any butter on the popcorn, and what color poncho?
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I think it's close enough.
4723038 Wait, I was right? I was right. I WAS RIGHT! I'm never right.
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4722838 A warrior is most dangerous when he has nothing to lose. Jason is in "FUCK EVERYTHING" mode right now. He just climbed a mountain after being mauled by a griffon, on top of all the other shit.
Jason is channeling his inner honey-badger .
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Drown. It.
Got any green? I hear it's a very good color.
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I'm guessing that's a plot point that will be touched on later?
4723096 murder that motherfucker with butter.
And yes.
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Awesome.
4722906 or it could be fuck you fuck you fuck you whos next
4722792 Maybe it's because I'm at the tail end of a night shift (though I doubt it) but that was the funnyest visual I've ever read
Why must you write teasing chapters like this that I hate/love! Curse you and your wonderful cliffhangers!
Always love the tender moments between Gilda and our resident human, brings a smile to my face.
Keep up the great work.
So Jason finally gets to meet Celestia after everything that has happened... Celestia's expression is gonna be priceless
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Yes I did notice that she does give the tiniest shits about him, she's just making him feel worse about himself.
4723096 *drowns the popcorn in butter and hands him a XL green poncho, large soda, and drowned buttery popcorn* have a nice day!
4723345
You too!
/tosses bits onto the counter
4723357 *puts them into the cash register*