You might have overdone it on the warnings. I probably would have read this with one or two warnings, but after seeing five neatly lined up in a row, I figured it was in my best interest to back-button.

3233945 It's mostly covering my bases. I hate accidentally spoiling something for others. And you're still better off; personally, I do not like this story. It's from my early days, and was an experiment in going out of my norm. A failure on all fronts! Whoo!