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I'm enjoying this so far.
There's quite a lack of emotion to be honest, but other than that it's not too bad.
I'd be out the nearest window so fast it would shatter after I left.
Yes let's not ignore the cultural morals you just utterly smashed, not neared, not stepped on. Smashed.
Off to a very nice start. Will definitely keep my eye on this one.
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Be sure you knock the glass out when you go. I'm diving out after you. They're cute(adorable), but....no.
won't stop me from reading this, though.
I'm being interviewed to have sex as my career...
Hmm...let's just nonchalantly go with this without the slightest hint of culture shock. 'Cus I'm the master of social adaptability. Whatever time I was in Equestria was enough time to put a lifetime of moral standards to the wayside.
Like, all of 'em. Screw it, YOLO, Ima bang ponies and get paid.
Swag.
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this isn't how anyone would respond to this situation. ever.
unless you're a brony, in which case you'd be ecstatic
Shane, just think of it as pony play.
...what, I'm the only one that's done that?
4530120 interview with a vampire is what that reminded me of
Thank you, Kathryn Janeway.
EUGHH, has anyone else here ever tried tea with cream in it?
Blimey, even I don't know what that is.
Anyway, it looks as though Equestria's culture's more sexually liberal than the ancient Mediterranean.
Gentlemen for Mares much?
Downright weirdest premise for plot in an HiE I've ever read thusfar.
Im bothered that the guy just take the whole "we want you to be a whore" bit like she was talking about last year's weather or offering him a particularly bland sandwich.
His lack of reaction is annoying. No shock. No spit-take. Nothing. He do openly talk about the "stats" of his penis compared to a stalion, and his virginity. Because, really, that's the normal, logical thing to talk about in this situation.
There's no human in existence (especially a non-brony who is still uncomfortable around ponies since he got there.. two months ago) who would react like that to that offer/situation. Culture shock should be kicking real hard right there.
Why is he so passive? That's boring.
Ok, what is the fah-lay? I tried to think about it, and even speaking it out loud, but still got nothing.
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In many French words, the last consonant isn't pronounced. Filet, as in Filet Mignon, could be the word you are looking for.
is the name a reference to this song...
Also noticed this got featured...
Yet another bland and uninspired take on the human‐male‐as‐a‐prostitute genre? Yawn.
said.
said.
nation,” he
he
“Yeah, yeah.
gofer
barrel
“Yeah,
horseplay
clothes
yeah,”
whatever
pure,”
said.
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That would be because, even taking that into account, it’s still not pronounced fah lay.
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When yanks say “with cream” they actually mean “I’m most likely asking for half ’n’ half¹ but I’ll be vague and let cultural differences within my own nation ensure I get a shit cup of coffee when I travel outside of my home state, let alone when I travel abroad”.
¹ i.e., cream + milk, not the ale + bitters a Brit. would expect.
4999628 I see what you're saying, but have you considered that's why the author wrote him as such? Think about it. Every goddman fanfiction on this site or otherwise always has the culture shocked, spit taken' idiot who almost ruins all of his corresponding "relationships" because of his insecurity towards pounding pony plot. Seeing a character who just goes "Hmmmm. Maybe." is a breath of fresh ass in my opinion
This is what our world could be like without T.V. or a variety of churches looking down on what is perfectly natural.
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Preach it sista!
6470664 How to stop the christian religion from becoming a thing: stop the roman empire, the empire was vital to the survival of the religion, no Roman Empire. No Christian Faith. Although the world would be a LOT different.
6549445 Gah. Ever heard of Vestal Virgins? Removing Christianity would not remove the special significance that many human cultures apply to virginity.
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The thing with the vestal virgins is that they were full-time priestesses of the goddess Vesta (hence the term); they literally did not have the time for motherhood and were expected to abstain from activities which carried the risk of pregnancy (and from marriage*). The Roman Empire in general had considerably looser standards for virginity than modern "purity culture" (unsurprising, since "purity culture" is so obsessed with purity that in my view it constitutes a form of sexual perversion).
Purity culture as we know it is the obsession with stifling female sexuality as if it were the property of the girls' fathers, to be transferred upon marriage to the husband (hence the father-daughter dances known as purity balls with few or none of the mother-son equivalent); it descends from the facts that paternity is not easily determined (and the erroneous belief that an act of coitus can cause a pregnancy years after the fact) and that a child represents a large resource expenditure, and the notion that paternity is of primary importance (for example, in the story of Noah's Ark, Noah's wife is of so little significance that she is not even named; more amusingly, a significant fraction of Americans think that she was Joan of Arc). On the other hand, a gender-flipped version makes little sense: The identity of the mother-to-be is easy for a pregnant female to figure out and a male of most mammal species is physiologically capable of siring hundreds of children a year.
The only particularly universal factors for "purity" are jealousy/envy and disease; I am neither a veterinary psychologist nor a mage we have no particular reason to believe that these translate fully to a world of sentient equines with magical powers.
Tl,Dr: An Equestrian equivalent of "purity culture" is not inevitable, and the only reason to believe that it must inevitably spread so much that a brothel manager feels compelled to respect it is that our culture is infused with sex-phobia and a preoccupation with virginity.
*The Romans were fiercely monogamous (monogamy is not a biblical value but a Greco-Roman one with which early Christianity conformed as part of the process of becoming a faith of Gentiles rather than Jews) and marrying a vestal virgin would deprive a man of descendants.
I sense a common trend in HiE stories...(I'll admit guilt myself...but I was young! I was in love! There was pie!)
Damn, these reactions, this setting and there is no DARK tag up there. -_- Maybe i am just too suspicious of a person.
Is it sad that I was listening to the Battle Block theatre theme song while reading this?
I saw the picture, I came running, I have no idea what this fic is about but I must comment this:
SEPPUKU!
7070334 Sudoku*
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Welcome to 90% of all Human in Equestria fics out there on the internet. They say to write what you know, and the sad truth is that a lot of people who write blatant wish-fulfillment in the form of a stand-in character visiting their favourite fictional world... don't really know the finer details about basic social interaction.
Oh, uh, speaking of lack of social awareness; I'm not bashing this fic or the author. I'm just speaking in general about what my experiences have taught me.
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