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'Momma, who is my daddy?'
'Well, he could be one of about twenty stallions...'
That's an episode of Jeremy Kyle right there!
So, tail pulling. At least I know what to do to get a mare in the sack now!
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I'm trying to have every mare have their own quirks, likes and dislikes. Some likes being more common, some being more personal.
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I liked Five Finger Death Punch's version of it. To each their own.
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Or Maury Povich:
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Also, I'm sure that once word spreads of how the human can hit all three of a mare's joy buttons with one hand, he's going to become the most popular stud in the House in short order.
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I don't know what you guys are talking about but im contributing to the feed so im doing a service
I must say, this story so far has made me laugh the most of all the stories ive read ... Especially
I freaking choked and coughed from laughter
Keep up the good work
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STI sexually transmitted infection. It's the new hip way of saying STD.
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Not a virgin, just never been with a pony.
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I'm just wondering, then, if we'll get to learn what the princesses like - I mean, it seems to be almost canon that they sometimes shapechange into an alternate form to meet their little ponies without all the formality.
Maybe after a few customers, if Shane visits Tia, she'll drop a hint that she had tested his now-famed skills?
"those hands of his...gotta try those..." Tia thought...
Nice chapter. Loved it.
Good things the holidays are coming - that means we can
expecthope for more... :-)5406332
Talking about musicians and bands that had done a song called House of the Rising Sun.
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plowshare?
Lol.
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That is the theory I subscribe to .
5407682 "Bigger and more dexterous frogs" is not a phrase I ever expected to read in my lifetime.
5412085 Yeah just like insects, they are not sentient either, they work on rote instinct.
Sorry I misunderstood you then, yeah I can see that ponies would even draw the line with sentience, but fact is that many land animals are actually at least partially sapient in Equestria.
that makes it even morally harder to kill them.
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So here is my meat head-canon.
If it doesn't have a spine, it's fare game. We see hors d'oeuvres with shrimp on them in the show, and foals looking at them like you would expect a child to look at caviar. I see it as something that's more of an acquired taste, or something you serve to look fancy. I expect there to be some local delicacies that escape this rule. Perhaps there's a species of snail, local to Ponyville, that is delicious when roasted. (gives Snails a bit more depth) Maybe Applejack loves the things, but Rarity finds it disgusting.
Fish have spines, and so that's a line a lot of ponies won't cross. However members of the Anamniotes group, are not considered to be "aware of life in any sense". Ponies that eat fish are considered a bit odd by most. It's usually a habit picked up for some reason. Either needing a high protein diet to gain muscle, or from living around griffons.
5412222 sounds legit! Very astute observation.
Would they eat grilled grasshoppers, like in thailand? bet they go well with hay fries.
I read it for the plot! No, seriously, your view of pony society is very interesting.
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I seem to recall Pinkie mentioning taking part in a hot dog eating contest during Fall Weather Friends, but that... might just be Pinkie being herself.
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"Hot dog" is such a slang term, you can invent any explain-away for it.
Is the implied second half of the chapter title “Earthly Delights”?
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i just picked this up today, this is amazing, i cant wait for more
*looks at at last updated date
there will be more... right?
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Yes there will! I even have the next chapter half done.
This story is kinda my writing version of doodling, and ToaF has completely eaten my creative energy for the past 6mo. With that now complete, you'll probably see a few chapters added to HotRS.
6170192 I really want to read more of this! Tracked, Faved and liked!!! Hope to see more of this!!!
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Keep me posted, this was really solid work, especially for the subgenre. Top score!
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I'm flattered.
I have one chapter's rough draft done, but I want to get three roughed out before I do the final edit and post.
Dood! Love it! MOAR!