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Our daily villain getting more interesting things into his character. Favs up.
This story kicks ass!
Would've been hilarious to see Malideus summon a demon in the courtyard.
So much win! I fuckin love this story!!
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That will be next chapter:
Trust me, it'll be fun.
He needs a catchphrase. Badly.
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Okay.
Got any ideas?
3601601 absolutely none. I'm thinking something similar to pony-fucker, or any other insults aimed at bronies.
if I were mal, i would fake-enchant the helmet with an "evil" spell so if they successfully revealed him right before he was executeed, he could pussy out with the whole "it MADE me do it" excuse
As a sure-fire way to keep his identity secret, he should enchant his helmet so only HE can remove it, even if he loses his head.
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I've always been fond of the phrase "filthy organics", and works as a wonderful dissociation agent between the organic creature saying it and the organics she/he/it is around.
The power of the pimp hand is even more powerful then earlier thought!
Greaaahahahate, lusty dragons and masochistic changelings all an evil overlord can wish for !
Did...you just...have Pinkie RAPE him? Did...did she just rape him TWICE?!
I...I cannot even begin to...at least with the dragoness, I could tell she was kinda being set up as his girl and I could MAYBE forgive it, but this is a gratuitous rape scene for no other reason than to show how screwy Pinky is and to get Chris to sneak out! You could have done this ANY other way but you went rape scene?!
My god in HEAVEN, man! Do you not realize how ethically REPULSIVE it is to throw in casual rape into a story and not have it be one of, if not THE, main focuses of the story?!
Changling Masochist: Beatings are Magic This needs Clop written for it, badly.
*Cough* Anyways..I love where this story is headed, and certainly hope that Mal gets even more dickish and powerful. Also: He must absorb Discord from the statue PROFIT!
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I already explained why. The hope he will actually develop a real character beyond cartoonish, unfunny evil. Or that he gets his comeuppance. I still read Spider man even though I DESPISE what Slott has done in the hopes of seeing Peter return.
I wanted Chris to be held accountable. Not held down and raped!
Aww, his winning streak is at an end.
He didn't get anything out of being brought to Canterlot.
Because every other time he emerged more powerful. He got Mizzy the Amulet, Caught Celestia, busted Mizzy out, got the Chrystal Heart and even when he was caught and brought into the Library he could say that he wanted to get brought there and get that Book.
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I thought of that too, that he could pretend the Helmet was Malideus and he just a puppet. That's the reason Cadence didn't sense his evil, she can't sense the Helmet. But that ended when Pinkie put it on. Or not: Putting the Helmet on for a few seconds made her a rapist.
That would be really cool for another Story though. Maybe a sequel where a real villain comes to Equestria and the Ponies are like: "Not Malideus AGAIN!" And then Pinkie puts on THEIR Helmet and gets possessed and takes down Twilight with a surprise attack.
He needs his own team of villians/minions with a catchy name, or a terrible name that gets less funny the more you hear it.
His motto could be something terrible that he changes regularly, like "Need someone mischievous? Call Malideus!" or "I fucked a dragon/Got raped/Pissed off a God/Climbed a mountain dressed in only underwear/*Any bad thing that happened recently. We are both having a bad week." Everyone hates and brags on it but he never stops using it because he is stubborn and likes how it pisses people off.
Meh, I tried. Good mottos are hard.
Malideus needs a group name:
Hellions
Knights of Blood / Knights of Shadow / Dread Knights
the Heretics
Dark Apostles
... I want a clop part with him and the chain going.... Oh god I haven't masturbated in 4 weeks! I need release!!!
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Dude, it's a RAPE. NOBODY deserves to be raped. It is, without a doubt in my mind, the absolute worst thing you could do to another person. Such a thing, if included in a narrative and just SHOVED IN, will bring the story to a grinding HALT. You need to respect your audience and the subject matter by focusing on it, you do not diminish this horrific act by making it a random occurrence to move the plot along, or any kind of "b" plot!
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Very few are graced with a pimp slap from that hand. Only those who have really displeased me have that honor. Most are destroyed by my hateful gaze alone. That's why I choose Ray-bans.
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Honestly, I could have gone without reading that....
No one needs to know about that...
I'm going to leave now...
*backs away slowly*
pimp slapping bitches.......love it. victims of the dreaded pimp stap
3602422 or absorb Nightmare Moon from Luna and pimp slap Chrysalis
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Do I need to tell you, YOU. ARE ON. THE. INTERNET. Use google you silly muffin.
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I'm gonna go with "Jesus Christ."
A) It's common.
B) The ponies don't know what/who that is so hilarity ensues.
C) He is in enough situations for this to be usable.
The awesomeness of this fic has been doubled. (Forgive my use of an overused pun)
Whatever you say, Arbiter.
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Meatbag!!
Like HK-47!!
YES! You used my suggestion of making the changling Malideus' Masochistic bitch!
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I heard it's OVER 9000!
This meme has also been used over 9000 times.
3602865 This, proceeded by absorbing the Love from Chryssy accidentally, having a lapse of judgement, and somehow getting engaged to Luna/Celestia/Spike? in a flurry of emotions It will happen now, it must be so
that arbiter quote
3602866 but.... Parents will see it all..... They look at all the stuff from the internet company! They never suspect fimfiction!
3603295 "Parents"? Random parents? Why are random parents looking through your internet history?
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No homo!
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I did! I've wanted to ever since you suggested it!
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You are forgiven... This time.
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I like it.
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I might use those.
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Eh...
Maybe, if I feel like it.
3603319 My parents will see! Sometimes they forget a site and there stupid so they look at all the history from whoever uses the internet!
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Thanks, I'm glad to have helped!
And his legion begins.
Seeing as Mal got his powers from Bolas, Mal should be looking into necrotic, mind, temporal, summoning, and fire/earth magics.
Make the demon a futanari , the sacrifice for her service is the consensual defilement of virgins, she wields an scythe and is strong. Mlideus never fucks her.
Hold the fucking phone! Did Pinkie just rape him? If so it was really unnecessary and kinda made me feel uncomfortable.
3603413 Chrome has an incognito mode for that kind of top secret searching.....
Anyway, back on topic, going to make the call that Chris' armour is making him evil or at least confused and not thinking straight since:
>It was changed into real deadly armour with claws when he entered Equestria meaning it could contain magical properties like that, otherwise, why would he get real armour without a reason ( in universe? Obviously the out of universe one is we want him to be a villain dick to ponies without moral restriction for our amusement.) Chekhov's Gun here too.
>He slapped and drew blood of someone at random in the face with it without guilt and caused harm BEFORE he got the "villain" thing in his head for the weakest reason (These people look like a child's show somewhat! I WANT TO WATCH THEM BLEED!) without thinking about it after like 2 days. How do you make the jump to "murder and hurting for fun" that quickly, even when pushed into the role and not thinking back on it for that long? It's not like he thought he was in a dream or coma at the time so he could dick about ruining lifes and getting himself killed and bloodlust can only stop you thinking straight for so long.
>It gives him the feeling he shouldn't reveal his face since maybe if he is removed from it for too long or when there a logical reason he might not get it back (Smart armour, but if it's magic, it has to be.) He ran up a mountain without this feeling in only his underwear but maybe the armour knew he would return or when someone says they will take it off him, the armour knows that if they saw his face something might happen (The armour is not only smart but knows info Chris does not as it belongs in Equestria), like maybe humans are a legend there or a future event is foretold about black armour and a human. Or maybe it has motives and Chris can still blend in without it on if they don't know his face, Chris didn't think of this, but the armour might.
>It takes control of him in danger or talks for him... (or was that the alicorn amulet?) I can't remember, maybe Chris doesn't know it can do that?
Anyway, that armour is messing him up, be it the armour its self with it's willpower (Sapient Armour), Chris' feelings being reflected from the armour (Extendion of self Armour) or Chris forming weird mental blocks to cope on a somewhat magic pair of armour thats greatest power is that it has a robe with sand in its pockets that refill (Normal Armour).
3603482 you forgot air/wind magic dudes gotta fly on his own some how and shadow magic that stuff usually involves creating creatures of inky darkness from ones own shadow and the extra pocket space it usually adds you know droping objects into ones shadow for later retrieval.