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Yessssss. This pleases me, I love things getting ripped out through the anus... Violently.
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As do I.
I enjoy this none the less I can see how the stories coming along and I like it
YESH! I LIEK DIS VERY MUCH!
I can hear the pimp hand calling for blood. Should I recite the pimp`s prayer?
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Please, do.
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Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.
Amen.
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Amen.
*readies pimp hand*
I don't remember any place in the last chapter where you recruited the demon. When was that?
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The two chucklefucks freed it for Malideus, then threatened to blow them all up, then gave him chakra.
That was the chapter.
4433897 Ah. I skimmed over the chapter because of the randomness, so I guess I never saw that.
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Why is it i can not infinitely like this comment? DAMN YOU KNIGHTY, AND YOUR SHITTY LOGIC THAT PREVENTS BOT SPAMS...
Damn dude, can't wait for Mal reaction to Stargazer's and the others treachery!!
Oh I hope it involves dismemberment! :D
I Knew Rusty would be a good guy hamsters can die!
Holy clusters of titties, this was long over due.
Glad to see you back at this.
I think it is time Malideus gets someone to create a glove specially designed for pimp-slapping bitches. Chaoshand Pimp Slap build
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You're a freaking genius.
ALL HAIL RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
4433407 Sounds kinky.
malideus has got some serious pimp slappin to do when he gets back, and maybe learn he should never have trusted a pony.
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Mizzy, you got some 'splainin' to do!
The second of three glorious updates I must read tonight.
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!
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This story became so fucking convoluted after the clusterfuck that was, OC daycare.
1. Celestia and Luna will never listen to him after everything he's done.
2. Nobody ELSE would ever listen to him after everything he's done, he's Public Enemy Number One!
And 3...and this is the most important one...
This is SO much bull I HAVE to address it RIGHT. NOW. Because EVERY TIME I see this argument I wanna SLAP the guy who said it in the face. Here's why. CHUCK AUSTEN, a famous comic book writer known for being the kind of asshole who said Superman should kill and be a jerk made THIS "Sage advice" in X-Men number 423, which he wrote: "More people have died in the name of religion than have ever died of cancer and we try to cure cancer."
Yeah, you could blame a great number of wars and deaths can be blamed on religion. The Inquisition and the Crusades, mostly. But more deaths than cancer? That was hard to believe. So I looked up the official stats. Does the Holocaust count? Not really, religion was the victim, Jewish people died at the hands of a statist who's "god" was the ubermensch, who's Jesus was the Fatherland. Hitler bemoaned how weak and flabby Christianity was and wished his country was like the Japanese, who worshipped their country over all else. And he exterminated Catholics, Gypsies and Jews alike. And Stalin and his religious purges are famous. Over 100,000 priests and their families died in 1937 alone, which is more than who died in the Inquisition. And he killed them because he was an extremist communist who DESPISED Religion and even had brainwashing camps to stamp it out. Should we count everyone he killed in the name of extreme communism and atheism as a "point" against atheism?
But let's stick to JUST cancer. For funsies. And ignore famine and other diseases. . Cancer has been around since before organized religion. Certainly cancer cases have increased over the past century, but that’s mostly due to improved detection and better health overall, since (people now routinely live long enough to develop cancer. Cancer has always been around. Always. And the total cancer deaths in 2000? Excluding skin cancer? Were 6.9 million.
6.9. Million. In one year alone. More than who died in the Holocaust. And since there's no CDC statistic for religious deaths, I chose to use “Armed Conflict” deaths to represent religious deaths. I suspect that it overstates the number of religious deaths, since many wars are not caused by religion, but it will allow me to capture the non-armed conflict religious deaths. Guess how many died in 2000 thanks to armed conflicts according to the CDC and WHO databases?
For the year 2000, there were 310,000 deaths due to armed conflict. Thus, for every one person who died in an armed conflict in 2000, over 20 died from cancer. TWENTY!
There were...I COUNTED...191 million deaths due to armed conflict in the 20th century. I was unable to find a total for deaths due to cancer, but here’s an interesting fact: 300 million – 500 million people died from smallpox in the 20th century (and there were few, if any, cases 1980-2000). Y'know how many died in the Inquisition? All of them? The actual number of executions was less than 2000. Y'know how many died in the Irish potato famine? 1.1 million to 1.5 million!
So when anybody ever says "more people die from religion than disease" ...next time you hear that? SLAP them. Ignorance is no excuse for this kind of bullshit. DISEASE doesn't try to offer up moral guidelines. Disease doesn't bring anything directly positive into the world. Disease didn't give us Martin Luther King, or Mother Teresa, or Gandhi, or Jesus. It doesn't donate to charities or fund soup kitchens or sponsor AIDS research. It just TAKES. And any "good" that comes from it comes from finding a CURE. Not the same thing! It's like comparing ARSENIC to ALCOHOL. Both of them CAN kill you. But one only does it in excess and it can actually, in moderation, bring you closer to other people and give you something to bond over. The other will just kill you period. Nothing good otherwise.
Sorry I ranted. But that statement your "inner voice" in this chapter made was so mind-bogglingly asinine I HAD to speak up. I had NO complaints with the chapter until that part. Your writing really seems to have improved. But it's no excuse to say, pardon my language, bullshit like that.
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Does that mean Malideus goes on an epic quest for
soulssomeone to make him the ultimate Chaoshand Pimp Slapper build?Possession, eh? Things are about to get either really awesome or really tragic, depending on whether or not The Mind is a plaything of The Body in this story.
Mal is about to clean house!
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Yeah, the inner voice is kinda con-religion. However, I love how you pointed that out, and I actually value your input greatly: it inspires me to further improve my story to be enjoyable for all people, as well as my other stories.
Keep up the good work, mien Friend.
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It does now.
4436857 welcome back to the land of the living, can't wait for shit to go down
Once again, the anal tearing threat has come through.
I have respect for this story.
Tuatiw'ahzatah why do. I have a feeling his curse is taking place?
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Yep.
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Should I feel bad for upvoting ngrey or good for upvoting logic?
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Good for logic.
Honestly, I think he raises a fine point... three, actually.
So, does he get to control that fit of rage, demon thing, later in the story, will it be like that of the hulk?
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It's a surprise.
4438417 Yes though the first two I can explain away due to the voice in Malideus' head probably not being the sanest of things... it is a voice in his head after all.
Still good points however.
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Indeed.
This has lost my interest. Sorry if that bothers you, but I don't feel any draw to continue reading anymore.
My reasons why, so you can choose to change these aspects or not, are as follows:
-Character dialogue. It's very wooden, and feels more like a bunch of teenagers shouting quotes at each other
-Blatant and cheap referencing. Subtle is better, in my opinion.
-Messy storyline. You're putting too many big, seemingly important characters into view, and many of them only exist to die, or disappear. Basically, there's too many characters running around all at once, and everybody and their mother has their own subplot, it seems.
That about sums it up. I hope it improves, or you finish up here and start a new story, either wold work, but this one doesn't interest me anymore.
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Alrighty, then. Have fun reading something else.
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If you genuinely want a somewhat realistic way for this to work, there's actually a pretty simple suggestion. Have Chris say that the amulet took him over and influenced him into doing evil and have him throw himself at the mercy of the court. They know that that's what it tends to do, so they'll be more likely to believe such an idea, but don't still want to keep a close eye on him just in case, so most likely they'll have him be under a kind of house arrest where they can see him. And if they can always keep an eye him, he can always stick around them and talk to them whenever he likes. And thus, carry out his plan to try and influence the leaders of an entire country. It would probably work not just because that's what the amulet actually does, but because these are people who like to believe the best in others.
Anyway, just a suggestion.
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...
That's the most deliciously evil plan I've heard all month.
I drifted through here and saw that this had updated.
Reaction internally:
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Appropriate on Know Your Meme
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Well, then let me know what you think when you're done reading.
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I like where this is going.
Malideus as a character is, well, an asshole to people he doesn't like. I look forward to him manipulating everybody.
But he's not my favourite villain of all time.
Teridax, or The Makuta is.
Seriously, Teridax is one of the most successful villains in fictional history.
Several reasons:
1. The Makuta powerset is ridiculously versatile and broken, (this is a practically full list of powers for an entire cast of characters) and that's on top of being practically invulnerable due to being in a gaseous state contained within a suit of armour. Oh, and those abilities only require a thought to activate. He can stand still and kill you in over a thousand different ways.
2. Teridax planned everything.
Including being defeated. Though his plan did require much improvisation in parts, it for the most part relied on groundwork laid out 80,000 years in advance. Even what he couldn't account for was done. The entire plan was so complicated that it drove a lesser villain insane. As in, it was so complete that it warped sanity. Hell, his thoughts are so complicated that it would 'drive other beings to madness.' That is a direct quote from some poor sap.
3. Didn't bruteforce his way through.
In fact, Teridax relied more on manipulating lesser villains to do the fighting for him. The only fights he ever got into were against Miserix the old leader, some uppity Toa, Takanuva in a glorified school sport and in a fight he deliberately intended to lose so that he would achieve his goal.
4. Basically won. The entire storyline was simply the dominos in a masterplan that was so powerful that everything the heroes did only prolonged, or worse, accelerated Teridax eventually becoming the master of the Matoran universe, and eventually the whole universe he lived in.
And with multiverse theory, Teridax' plan was a complete and utter success in so many possible timelines that it's not funny. He only lost because 'Destiny said so.'
5. Freaking awesome death scene. Teridax fought his 'brother' while he was a giant robot 80,000 kilometers tall, while his opponent was in an inferior version with spaghetti leaking from his impotent mouth. Basically the height of PLANET FREAKING EARTH. And that entire fight he was slapping Mata Nui around like a bitch. He had his opponent on the ropes, until 'Destiny' came to the front and said that Teridax was too awesome to live.
How did he die? By getting his head crushed underneath a FALLING CHUNK OF THE SEPARATED PLANET HE WAS FIGHTING ON.
All in all, Malideus falls a distant second to the sheer glory that is Teridax, best villain ever. Teridax didn't read The Prince. He probably looked at it and wrote a version of The Prince that was so insanely evil that it could never be read by mortal eyes. This guy pantsed Machiavelli, probably screwed his wife while there, and then flipped him the middle finger as he lay there in a puddle of sadness and impotence.
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Wow...
Mal came as close as second to THAT!?