After the events following Krieg's entry into Luna's life, it seems she has finally accepted him as her minion... But what do you do with an axe swinging psycho at your command?
"Oh? You have a minion?" Luna swooned, "It must be an impressive one considering your beauty!" Seems a bit off, almost like a white unicorn should be speaking...
"BUTT STALLION HAS JOINED THE RACE!" I thought her name was Rarity? "BUTT STALLION!"
Dude... do you even know how many time these chapters have made my night? This quote, however, is easily in my top 5 moments of both stories. When I'm finished with this story, i'm going to follow you. I hope the button doesn't break from hitting it too many times.
HA HA HA HA BUTT STALLION SO OP
Oh boy, I was just trembling on my seat for that joke to come up!
....oh my various gods...
Oh my gawd, I didn't see that one coming.
Rarity being called Butt Stallion? Makes sense.
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Everyone waited for that one.
Lets pray to God Fluttershy never meets him, she'll be traumatized for live
3286924 Seems like somepony hasn't visited Derpibooru since the Tiny Tina DLC came out...
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3286902 You and everyone else
From now on I am gonna cal rarity Butt Stallion
And that's how Turbo should have ended.
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i SWEAR Butt Stallion was a reference for Rarity.
also, i thought rarity would swoon over his musular body before she found out he was insane
I knew you wouldn't avoid that for much longer.
Probably the greatest name for any game of all time!
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Nuff Said
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Does it poop weapons?
3287038 yeah, i know. i've seen Buttstallion
3286929 You kidding me? That little hidden psycho would fall in love with him!
"Oh? You have a minion?" Luna swooned, "It must be an impressive one considering your beauty!"
Seems a bit off, almost like a white unicorn should be speaking...
thought
I'll pay dearly, and with that I mean I won't be watching you when you sleep - If you make a working relationship with Fluttershy.
3287338>>3287323 Thanks for pointing it out ^^
3287342 Always trust your neighborly Necromancer to fix your problems! Unless you make him angry, then... Run.
Insurance Fraud, enough said.
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Nuff said indeed.
3287338and I will stop watching you watch him.
I get the snail reference, but the Butt Stallion thing went over my head.... must research meme pronto.
3287481 That's a illusion, i'm actually watching you watch me watch him.
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thats from borderlands 2 fool
3287490>>3287481 Watching me sleep?
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3287486 i see you havent played the game THAT THE ENTIRE STORY IS ALL ABOUT!!!
boderlands 2... play it or you'll be lost
When I saw Insurance Fraud, my mind immediately leaped to Saints Row.
Yet the NEXT one of my favorite stories to come out with a Chapter on my birthday!
In World War one, soldiers held that snail race, and make bets, just like horse racing...:
3287739 God I love that movie.
AHAHAHAAH BUTT STALLION OMGCANTBREATHE
I'm glad I'm not alone!3287792
3287490You got me this time...
This is the story that convinced me to get Borderlands 2
Oh so I wan't the only one who thought that Butt Stallion looked a bit like Rarity huh?
3287792 I also thought that Krieg was going to play in traffic this chapter.
BUTT STALLION!!!!
Try feeding Rarity eridium. Krieg could use a new weapon.
3299236 Diamond Unicorn!....Fuck you jack!I HAVE DIAMOND UNICORN!
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So true.
Insurance Fraud...? Actually, that makes more sense than it actually should.
Rofl XD
Dude... do you even know how many time these chapters have made my night? This quote, however, is easily in my top 5 moments of both stories. When I'm finished with this story, i'm going to follow you. I hope the button doesn't break from hitting it too many times.
I ENJOY THIS FEELING INSIDE OF ME
AS I AM DISEMBOWELING THEE
WHILE YOU SCREAM AND SPURT AND SPRAY
I'LL BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY