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PRAISE THE LORD!!!


AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

:pinkiecrazy:

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You. I like your comment. It fills me with great nostalgia.

Also, now that I have had time to go back and read this; a South Park reference was made. I'm going to love this more than the sequel, I can tell.

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More then the sequel, eh? This is the sequel.

3185893
This is also why I can not into text. Meant the original. :ajbemused:

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I figured that. I just had to point it out. Apologies.

YES! SPANK THE DREAMY CUTE BOTTOM! PAINT ITS WORLD THE VIVID CRIMSON OF RETRIBUTION AND THE ULLULATING MOUTHS OF THE PISSED OFF WATCHERS! :pinkiecrazy:

3185899 I mean absolutely no offense, but... dyslexia? :applejackunsure:

"CHIPOTLAWAY TO WASH THAT BLOOD AWAY!" Heh, somebody's been watching south park. Also, kinda scared for Flash's sanity, and ability to sit for the next couple of weeks.

Oh dear lord. The sequel is more hilarious than the original. I can't wait to see what you've got next, Gnoll.

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Nope, simply not realizing what I was typing.

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It's fine.

Aru

Time to read.

Edit : You can never predict what Krieg is palnning to do.

Welp, Time to read!

At least he wasn't slapping him with the buzzaxe.

MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR~ ~
Also, it would be better if the two personalities merged a bit so Crieg (Calm Krieg) and Krieg can have their like, 50/50, or 30/70.

All we need for this to be complete is a big top hat and a monocle for krieg.
and have him sit in on the night court.
ahh what hellish nightmares await.

"SPANKING FURINKATION!"

...That is the weirdest but funniest line I have ever read

My body was not prepared for this.

FINALLY! AFTER 10,000 YEARS i'M- Wait, what do you mean that's the wrong script?! SON OF A-!

Anyway, all of my yes! Krieg never gets old! :pinkiehappy:

Considering my current Psycho in Borderlands can swing for 4 million, and he's only level 58, Flash should feel perfectly lucky that all he got was a good spanking.

Do go on, you fantastic bastard :moustache:

That line still makes me giggle hysterically.

For some reason i get the feeling that GR doesnt like Flash Sentry.
Flash Sentry: STEALING WAIFUS AT THE SPEED OF SOUND - Quote by Crazy man Firefly

...ahem...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! One chapter, ONE! And this is the reaction! Well played sir, well played indeed!

He made a man out of Flash Sentry.
That Mulan reference.

Yay a continuation :yay:
Now the rest of Equestria besides Canterlot can enjoy the wonderful madness of everyone's favorite Psycho :pinkiehappy:

I dont know about the rest of ya, but i will be scared shitless if Krieg ever runs into Pinkie Pie.:twilightoops:

toy have combined two of my favorite things together into a glorious story that i shall follow till the end

3188266 :pinkiecrazy:krieg, pinkie pie, and discord:pinkiecrazy: all in the throne room with monocles and top hats:rainbowkiss:

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE. SOAP THE WOUNDS!!!! Kill the deserving.... Remember when we were sane?... I LOVE IT! :pinkiehappy:

Ah, so Luna and Saneish Krieg have a mind meld going on then. Me like. And the special talent Luna summoned Krieg for is S&M? :rainbowwild: Bwahahahaha! :pinkiehappy:

3185977 Imagine if Twilight asks what happen to him and he say's Krieg was beating his ass for at least an hour.

3188320 and reciting alice in wonderland where alice meets the mad hatter and the monty hare? for some reason that is usually my first though whenever i see or picture discord in a top hat.

Bow chika wow wow...luna likes it really rough.

Oh god... oh god that ending.:rainbowlaugh:

Oh dear lord noooooo! Kreig, what are you doing! Dragons need to be chilled to perfection before eating! Also :trollestia: is in for a surpriiiise! :pinkiehappy:

Oh the cliffhanger, you devious bastard.

BOOM TIME IS FUN TIME!

well Celestia's gonna have a blast finding out what just happened, bad pun was bad

Well, Celestia's almost certainly gonna enter 'Fight for your Life' mode. But if Krieg can get there fast enough (and I know he can, Buzz Axe Rampage gives a big boost to speed), he can murder Celestia's death.

Holy shit, can't... laughing... stop...

Poor Krieg... He lost his boom.

Welp, there goes Celestia!......
Or at least her bedroom.....
OH THE LAUGHS! THEY HURT!

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