Oh hell yes.

PRAISE THE LORD!!!

AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

3185829
You. I like your comment. It fills me with great nostalgia.

Also, now that I have had time to go back and read this; a South Park reference was made. I'm going to love this more than the sequel, I can tell.

3185872
More then the sequel, eh? This is the sequel.

3185893
This is also why I can not into text. Meant the original.

3185899
I figured that. I just had to point it out. Apologies.

YES! SPANK THE DREAMY CUTE BOTTOM! PAINT ITS WORLD THE VIVID CRIMSON OF RETRIBUTION AND THE ULLULATING MOUTHS OF THE PISSED OFF WATCHERS!

3185899 I mean absolutely no offense, but... dyslexia?

"CHIPOTLAWAY TO WASH THAT BLOOD AWAY!" Heh, somebody's been watching south park. Also, kinda scared for Flash's sanity, and ability to sit for the next couple of weeks.

Oh dear lord. The sequel is more hilarious than the original. I can't wait to see what you've got next, Gnoll.

3185930
Nope, simply not realizing what I was typing.

3185902
It's fine.

Time to read.

Edit : You can never predict what Krieg is palnning to do.

Welp, Time to read!

At least he wasn't slapping him with the buzzaxe.

3185872 Prequel*

MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR~ ~
Also, it would be better if the two personalities merged a bit so Crieg (Calm Krieg) and Krieg can have their like, 50/50, or 30/70.

3186029
A'ight.

All we need for this to be complete is a big top hat and a monocle for krieg.
and have him sit in on the night court.
ahh what hellish nightmares await.

"SPANKING FURINKATION!"

...That is the weirdest but funniest line I have ever read

FINALLY! AFTER 10,000 YEARS i'M- Wait, what do you mean that's the wrong script?! SON OF A-!

Anyway, all of my yes! Krieg never gets old!

Considering my current Psycho in Borderlands can swing for 4 million, and he's only level 58, Flash should feel perfectly lucky that all he got was a good spanking.

Do go on, you fantastic bastard

SO MANY COMMENTS

That line still makes me giggle hysterically.

For some reason i get the feeling that GR doesnt like Flash Sentry.
Flash Sentry: STEALING WAIFUS AT THE SPEED OF SOUND - Quote by Crazy man Firefly

...ahem...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! One chapter, ONE! And this is the reaction! Well played sir, well played indeed!

He made a man out of Flash Sentry.
That Mulan reference.

Yay a continuation
Now the rest of Equestria besides Canterlot can enjoy the wonderful madness of everyone's favorite Psycho

I dont know about the rest of ya, but i will be scared shitless if Krieg ever runs into Pinkie Pie.

toy have combined two of my favorite things together into a glorious story that i shall follow till the end

3188266 krieg, pinkie pie, and discord all in the throne room with monocles and top hats

I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE. SOAP THE WOUNDS!!!! Kill the deserving.... Remember when we were sane?... I LOVE IT!

Ah, so Luna and Saneish Krieg have a mind meld going on then. Me like. And the special talent Luna summoned Krieg for is S&M? Bwahahahaha!

3185977 Imagine if Twilight asks what happen to him and he say's Krieg was beating his ass for at least an hour.

3188320 and reciting alice in wonderland where alice meets the mad hatter and the monty hare? for some reason that is usually my first though whenever i see or picture discord in a top hat.

Bow chika wow wow...luna likes it really rough.

Luna is kinky.

3187418 Let's analyze this guy:
Human version: bland jock who has a lot of skills, enough money in the family to own a fucking pony car, and zero personality besides being decently polite and not watching where he's going. Only exists to be a satellite love interest.
Pony counterpart: unjustifiedly high-ranked, different-looking royal guard with just as much personality as his human self. That is, none.

Seriously and without bias: as a character, Flash Sentry is worthless. The only ones who could ever like him are those obsessed fanboys/girls that can imagine themselves in his shoes as some person who Twilight is attracted to – and even to them, he's nothing but an outdoor for them to paste their own mugs onto.

3186740
alpha!

she's escaped hasn't she?

yep.

ill go get some young and up and coming ponies to use as cannon fodd...I mean to be the best defense of this planet.

Hold on a sec, lemme slap dat favorite button...
...
There we go! Next chapter!

Well, now I have to scrub my history after searching that up... you bastard...

hahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

IT TAKES THREE ATOMS TO CREATE MY SUGARY SWEETNESS.