Let me show you my favorite puppet.....
I just thought of this a while ago, and I decided to write it for fun. I want you to judge this masterpiece the way it deserves to. When it is read, I'm sure you will know what way that is.
On her way home from work, Derpy finds a Wal-Mart bag and embarks on a noble quest to discover what it's made of.
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I work at Wal-Mart so I found this a bit amusing. But Derpy is one of the best ponies so shame on you. Kill the CMC instead nexy time.
2829442 It's just a story, though. She's still alive. Besides, as the title says, this really was a one-shot thing. My other stories were crossover, but I felt like doing something different. And why would I kill the CMC? They're too easy since they're kids. Derpy, although she's retarded, is an adult. Ergo, it's slightly harder to kill her in my opinion.
Also, thanks for your feedback. It's not often I get comments this early on any one of my projects.
DON'T TRUST WAL-MART!!
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I also work at Wal-Mart and was so attracted to the story. You probably know that the writing isn't the best so I'll skip all that to get to one important thing.
When Derpy was "playing" with the bag, I couldn't help but feel like Discord was involved somehow. 2829442 If you ever try to fix something at Wal-Mart you know that about fifteen minutes later it will probably be messed up again. I am referring to zoning the isles specifically but it is enough to make me want to take a picture of Wal-Mart and put Discord in it somewhere. It just seems to fit.
Anyway, cheers.
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I'm a sales associate in Electronics. Are store is becoming a super center. So the locations of things changes quite a bit.
2832230 It's not the grammar; I double checked that. Do you mean the story plot or organization was off? I would agree with you if that was the case.
Also, what makes you think Discord was involved? He is a good character now after all, and I doubt he would pick on a retard.
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"Oh, but what's the fun in making sense?" See what I mean? Perfect. Sales associate, garden center by the way.
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Umm... you haven't worked for Wal-Mart have you? Next time you are there, just look at the isles and tell me how many things you can find that shouldn't be there.
2832497 Oh, I thought you were saying that something was wrong with the writing itself. You mean I wrote something wrong about Wal-Mart? That's probably true; my family shops at Target, not Wal-Mart. I don't know what goes on in there.
2829736 Well OF COURSE Derpy is still really alive! She didn't manure all over herself!
2837221 Oh no, she died. She suffocated like a small child in the care of a drug addict mother.
You forget that isn't canon one way or the other: if she's slow or retarded. So, because I think she's retarded, it's easy for her to die from a plastic bag.
I mean she isn't actually "dead" canon wise. She will still be in the show. Some people just take these stories too seriously, and I try to reassure them everything will be OK.
2837530 I do so very much hope you got the South Park reference...
2851751 Eh, sorry. I haven't watched South Park in a LONG time.
2853241 "Something Wall-Mart this way Comes" S08E09
Wall-Mart builds a store in Southpark. The episode starts with Cartman betting Kyle $5 that people crap their pants when they die. The episode features several Wall-Mart employees dying, and subsequently crapping themselves. In the end, they destroy the actual Wall-Mart building... Which subsequently proceeds to crap itself!
In the episode "The Return of Chef" S10E01, Chef dies a horrifyingly gruesome death, falling off a bridge, catching fire, falling again and being impaled on a jagged stump, gets mauled by a mountain lion, gets shot thrice, once through the heart, a grizzly bear attacks chef, and the two animals tear off his face and limbs, and tear his torso open, causing his guts to spill out. Cartman suggests he might still be alive because "They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your-- Oh nevermind" Chef looses the contents of his bowels at that moment, of course, confirming that now he's finally dead.
Thus, Derpy must be fine! She didn't crap herself! LOL
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2862064 Oh, I see. But Derpy is thoroughly dead.
Why do you insult Derpy by writing her as such a retarded idiot that eats plastic bags and sits in the rain stupidly for hours? She does have derped eyes, but not a derped brain.
3524502 Well, it's not a canon fact if she's retarded or just slow, so in this story, I said she was retarded.
Plus, I'm not a brony, so I have fun making fun of ALL the ponies. Have you even read some of my other stories? You should see what they're like...