To anyone whom it may concern,

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So a friend of mine created this new website for fanfiction, and to help him out, I'm going to advertise it in my blog. If you're interested in a new fanfiction website, here's the address. Remember to read the rules and Email him if you want to get involved.

http://melanderswriterslounge.weebly.com/

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If anyone's interested in ASOIAF (A Song of Ice and Fire, for you casuals) there's only one group for it on the site, and I have the monopoly. >:)

So yeah, the Night is Dark, and full of ASOIAF references. LAWL! Join the fucking group.

I said join, asshole!

Post stories, as well as propose theories for the future of Westoros and Essos.

OK, so as we know, there are people out there that REALLY enjoy ponifying EVERY character from ANYTHING that is NOT MLP.

Personally, I find this annoying, as this fandom is very invasive of other fandoms already, but this just keeps the siege going.

When I was a child, I discovered what I still consider to be the GREATEST game series of all time - Sly Cooper.

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This a blog post letting everyone know that in May of this year, I'll be moving to Bentonville, Arkansas.

Many people don't know this, but Bentonville is home to Wal-Mart, literally. So, it's a pretty kickass place.

Oh, and a couple of months after, I'll probably be heading up to Great Lakes, naval base. I'm really close to getting into the navy and leaving all this civillian b.s. behind. Good luck, everybody else!

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As we all know, Knighty is a douche that doesn't allow us to write stories in foreign languages, which really pisses me off. I resumed learning Spanish, and I'm almost done with the entire language! However, I've also started learning Sindarin, also known as Middle Earth Elvish (actually supposed to be spelled Elfish, but for the sake of those that don't know Sindarin, I'll spell it the other way).

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"The 5th Ninja/Pony War" is now a trilogy! Check out the new story, all my crazy fans!

I love everyone of you!

In a totally appropriate way, of course.

Yo!

Like the titulo says, I got nominated for a Golden Dumpster Award!

Sorry I said it again, but I'm just so excited!

Only 25 stories were nominated so far, and "December 7, 1941" was one of them!

Wish me luck in getting in the "Worst of 2013 Folder"!

Someone's been naughty; me!

I give up. I can't do this anymore.

Knighty may be a dickhead, and I'll hate him for as long as I use this site, but I can't beat him. Last night I was in a fit of hysterical rage at him deleting my story and NOT giving a good reason for deleting it.

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Knighty feels he can stomp on freedom of speech. Well, he's British, so his constitution is different from the one in the U.S.A.

He claims that because FIMFiction is privately owned, users have no right to freedom of speech! BULLSHIT!

Here's what he said to me in a message:

You have no freedom of speech on Fimfiction. It is a privately owned website, not a public place. Therefore I as the owner have total discretion as to what is allowed here.

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