In the beginning, Maud didn't want to have a little sibling. Imagine her shock when she got three of them, all of a sudden. It was weird, having a trio of younger sisters around. She was responsible of them, and she had to make sure that they were ok.

That's probably why she's so "boring", according to everypony else. But that's ok.

Who wants to punch me in the face for the title pun?

Maud Pie is devoted to rocks. She loves rocks. She has a pet rock. His name is Boulder.

Maud also writes poems. Thousands of them. They are all about rocks. Which she loves.

This is my first attempt at writing anything like this. Maud Pie is my absolute favorite character, so I decided to write a bit about her! I'm not attempting to follow any rules or certain poetic style; just writing it as it comes to mind. They all stem from my love for the character and the episode. These were all written with a very monotone, deadpan voice in mind.

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During the events of Somepony to Watch Over Me, Applejack acted a little strange. After reading about it in the now published Friendship Journal Pinkie Pie thinks she knows the reason. And being Pinkie Pie, she won't stop until Applejack knows the consequences of ignoring an ability that's in her blood.

Commissioned by Alexwarlorn!

My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro!

Thanks to SorcerusHorserus for the cover art!

Maud Pie has studied rocks. She has written poetry about rocks. She has played games with rocks. She has spent great amounts of time among rocks. But she has never been a rock, and now she intends to change that.

But will petrification be all it's cracked up to be?

Maud Pie has been tormented by a secret she has had to keep from Pinkie Pie for many years. A secret that her Nana has now taken to her grave, but which Maud feels she needs to tell. She owes the truth to her adoring baby sister... but after all of these years, how can she come out and tell her something that could change the way she sees herself and the world around her?

Co-written by Bootsy Slickmane
Rated T for mature themes.

This story is a sequel to The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots!

Hearth's Warming with the family is traditional! A family made up of robots? That's less traditional. Turing Test, the robot who learned all about friendship from Twilight Sparkle, decides to unite her robotic siblings and their creator for a holiday gathering in Mustangia in this collection of silly and occasionally heartwarming vignettes.

Maud Pie visits Stonehenge.

Proof-read by: Majora

Maud Pie is asked to foalsit her younger sisters while her parents are at a rock farmers' convention. But Marble, Limestone, and Pinkamena, aren't the most easy triplets to foalsit.
Will Maud lose her cool through their several antics? Or will she keep her calm as always?
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Credit to Godoffury for Cover Art

Running the Equestria Games is more about resolving one disaster after another, but after three years Ms. Harshwhinny was almost used insanity of it. Yet she finds a small calm in the chaos in the form of a quiet gray mare who fate or luck seems to keep crossing her path.

Now with Dramatic Reading #1 and Dramatic Reading #2!

Editing by SSJ3Mewtwo

Yes, this is Ms. Harshwhinny/Maud Pie fic. Sometimes an idea for a crackship hits you, and you just have to write it down!

Meet Maud.

Maud isn't your typical Canterlot High student. She often eats lunch by herself, never has sleepovers with anyone and seems to spend most of her time with her pet rock she named Boulder.

Her sister, Pinkie Pie, reckons that needs to change. And she'll try her hardest to get Maud some friends that are elementary, not sedimentary. After all, how can Maud ever know the joys and benefits of having friends if she doesn't have any?