Tom Perfect was the regular kind of guy to get married and spend the rest of his life watching his children roll around on the living room carpet. Unfortunately, fate enjoys giving exciting lives to those who just want to spend the rest of their lives sleeping and eating. When an unusual visitor apart from the typical floating eyeball or sentient water bottle visits Tom Perfect in his gray office cubicle at CDDC office (Center for Dimensionally Displaced Creatures), Tom did not know that fate had thrown his life out of its marble jar into the lake, where it would be eaten by a fish and later served at the Deity's Breakfast Buffet the next day. Throughout Tom's intergalactic journey with a certain blue colored mare, he would break the universe record for the longest hug with Fluttershy (14 years, 54 days, 1 hour, 43 minutes, and 17 seconds), become Pink Celestia for a year in the Girl's toys aisle, cause a fashion crisis, serve as Mayor of Ponyville for a week, teach a class of fillies, eat the left hand of Discord ("Fried and cooked to perfection," as the chef calls it ), meet the universe's biggest Brony with the intent on assimilating all that is pony-related, chat with Twilight Sparkle, party with Pinkie Pie, and somehow cause the 1456th war in Equestria, this time involving nuclear pies.

My first attempt at humor.

When an ancient evil threatens the peace of her kingdom, it's up to Princess-Knight Zirconia Diadem XVI and her faithful court wizard Argenta Runeladle to drive it back. It won't be easy, but they've got heart.

If only they had experience to match...

1000 years ago there was a kingdom on the moon but all of a sudden the Negamoon Led by nightmare moon came in then destroyed the palace! Princess Celestia fearing this is the last of her moon kingdom used the elements of harmony to seal the negamoon away thus making all of her subjects completely immoble and sending them to earth for a new life since she used the last of her power she sent her loyal students sweetiebelle and applebloom to find them again in order to save the moon kingdom! will they be able to stop nightmare moon? or will they give up and surrender? stay tuned on Sailor Rarity! I'm gonna try to get the spelling and punctuation right this time if I make a mistake in the grammar and punctuation telling me in the comments will really be appreciated! Anyways tell me if the characters are messed up (as in I gave the wrong pony the wrong character from sailor moon) once I'm done with that character it would really help alot! I forgot to mention that I was looking for an image that actually matches the story like rarity and the others with serena's and her friends' clothes on but this is the closest I could get. Also please keep in mind that I'm basing every chapter after every episode (until epsiode 62 where the negaverse is finally destroyed). if it isn't ok then I can atleast put 2 episodes into 1 chapter unless I'm not supposed to have so many chapters typed! dang I keep forgetting about some thing the non-main characters (The school kids in this besides sails who's playing a villan)

Commerce and labor are the lifeblood of economics, great and small, and today's world in and out of Equestria was no exception: even though bits are standard currency in their native homeland, lighter packages are still possible, especially regarding exchange; however, the concept of honest wages are still alienated for an alarming percentage of individuals, many who have turned to a life of crime and villainy.

Once upon a time, there were a trio of suitcases being pursued by a band of traitors to their nation, whether one world or another; now, one remains and along with it, one survivor, frustrated by an otherwise best laid plan thwarted by unforeseen consequences as is: it wasn't enough for one to be lost in the landmass, now another individual has stumbled across its contents and conspiratorial cutthroats.

Enter a tree stump, stuck in a desert along a horse with a name and an injury in dire need of treatment from the former's perspective: little is know about the latter except for the color of tresses and coat, not it'd done much good so to speak despite breathing freely; either way, as far as they're both concerned, by and large, regarding the scheme, to quote a junkie's words, "he can't keep getting away with this...!"

An entry for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the Experimental category.

Looking for a fresh start, Silver Spoon finds herself standing at Twist's door. Will she find the forgiveness she seeks?

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Author's note: Just a super short story I wrote over a year ago and then forgot it even existed. Originally intended as a part of a bigger series of slice-of-life fics I've never gotten around to writing. I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

English isn't my native language, so any comments about the language side of the story will be most welcome :)

Twist has been waiting for something for a long long time. Now, it appears that that day has finally come, and the little filly can barely contain herself throughout the school day.

After a month of no news of her missing sister and the seven other foals that went missing, Applejack and her brother are trying to cope with the loss. That all changes when the answer to their prayers literally appears right in front of them. Now they must go on a harrowing journey to set right what should never have happened.

This story is a sequel to Quizzical

The Cutie Mark Crusaders' friend Quiz must face her greatest fear. The CMC do what they can to help her, with predictable results.

This story takes place shortly after the end of Quizzical.

The balance of Equestria has shifted far too greatly! Doom is to set upon all of life at any moment and all life will surely end! If you ask me...? This is the best time ever to get your Cutie Mark in planetary safety and escapades. What? You don't want to come? Too bad! Once you're a crusader, you're always a crusader. Every crusader has an obligation to stick it out and make sure every pony gets their cutie mark... Even in life threatening situations.

So, fighting Celestia and stopping the entirety of reality from falling apart? Yeah... That's threatening and every Crusader has to help. Why? They made swearsies.

Apple Bloom - Nothing.
Sweetie Belle - Nothing.
Scootaloo - Nothing.
Rumble - Nothing.
Pipsqueak - Nothing.
Dinky Hooves - Nothing.

Theme Song

Marigold Medley had always been excited to follow in the footsteps of her sister, Sour Sweet, and attend her first year at Crystal Prep Academy. But with the Friendship Games approaching, something seems off. No one's talking about the Games. There's no buzz of excitement in the halls. It's as if no one at Crystal Prep cares about the biggest sporting event of their high school careers.

Getting her classmates psyched for the Friendship Games may be a tall order, but it's one Mari is willing to tackle, with some help from her friends, of course. If only her shoes didn't keep getting in the way...

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