Across the multiverse, only a very few know that the greatest magic in Equestria belongs to the earth ponies. It's a power which allows them to go virtually anywhere and do just about anything -- if there's a threat to the very concept which makes up their mark. They all know about it, just about nopony will ever experience it, nopony really knows how to control it -- but it's understood that if it happens, they will be present at the site of a possible cosmic calamity. And they'd better do something about it.
There is a highly-automated factory, which has but one human employee remaining. This factory makes sofas -- or rather, what they want their 'customers' to believe is a sofa. And tonight, it's going to be visited by an earth pony.
Davenport may be just a little pissed off.
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Rated C for You Were About To Say Couch Crackfic.
