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Across the multiverse, only a very few know that the greatest magic in Equestria belongs to the earth ponies. It's a power which allows them to go virtually anywhere and do just about anything -- if there's a threat to the very concept which makes up their mark. They all know about it, just about nopony will ever experience it, nopony really knows how to control it -- but it's understood that if it happens, they will be present at the site of a possible cosmic calamity. And they'd better do something about it.

There is a highly-automated factory, which has but one human employee remaining. This factory makes sofas -- or rather, what they want their 'customers' to believe is a sofa. And tonight, it's going to be visited by an earth pony.

Davenport may be just a little pissed off.




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Rated C for You Were About To Say Couch Crackfic.

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'Road safety' will never be the same.


People write about 'Truck-Kun,' but hardly anyone thinks about the practical issues involved like 'Why? What is wrong with the person who built this?' :twilightsmile:

(Cover image credits: I cropped an MLP screencap.)

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The last few weeks have not been easy.

I'd finally been able to move out of the home I've been living in in the area i've been living in for pretty much my whole life.

The move, setting things up and adapting to my new home's differences and the new location had not been easy.

Still, I'd gladly take that stress over what I'm stuck with now. One moment I'm walking through the city to head back to the house and the next I'm Cozy Glow, hovering between a buffed up Tirek and mutated Chrysalis and it looks like the Rainboom Laser of Death is headed our way.

Oh, and, before we switched places, Cozy somehow became and Alicorn.

What the fuck is going on?!



Was inspired to write this after reading My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly and thought I'd give it a shot, as writing a character stuck as Cozy Glow and dealing with the aftermath of all her shit, especially the finale, would be funny

Featured 19/10/2019.

Wow. Honestly was not expecting that. Thank you, everyone. I will try to do my best to make this story worth that praise.

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What is one to do when they wake up in an unfamiliar body in an alien world. Understand your surroundings. Ignore the voice in your head. Learn your new body. Continue to ignore the voice in your head. Know why you're important. You can ignore that annoying voice in your head like you ignore your younger sibling.

Just do the paperwork!

Okay, it's only one voice in my head.

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Famous cellist Octavia Melody lost her voice to throat cancer, but she can hear you just fine.


Cover image is based on art by Dandy Bouquet (https://derpibooru.org/images/3556032), used here with Dandy's kind permission. I edited it to work better as a story cover.

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Princess Twilight Sparkle and her team of the elements of harmony are defeated by a thing that thrives in it and contorts it, In a desperate Hail Mary spell she scattered the elements of harmony throughout the multiverse, hoping for the elements sent to the right people/ponies unfortunately for her she inverted it and now the elements of harmony are sent to people/ponies that doesn't excell in that element of harmony.

Crossovers:
1. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (main)
2. Encanto (Mirabel Madrigal)
3. Hazbin Hotel (Charlie Morningstar)
4. Mario Au (Bowsette: 100% female)
5. Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir (Marinette/Ladybug, and Tikki)
6. Five Nights at Freddy's (Roxanne Wolf)
7. My Life as a Teenage Robot (XJ-9/Jenny Wakeman)

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Now with an amazing YouTube reading by the equally amazing AShadowOfCygnus!


During its two year search for Shepard, the lone Geth traveled across the galaxy, exploring worlds both known and unknown. After a blind FTL jump to escape from an Alliance patrol, it found itself in a previously undiscovered system, a system without a mass relay and completely cut off from the rest of the galaxy. It touched down on one of the worlds, a garden-like planet, with the intention of gathering data on any flora and fauna that may have been present.

Instead, it made a remarkable discovery.


Edit at 8:10 AM on 8/17/2014: Scanning...Featured Box Achieved! This unit humbly thanks all organics and fellow synthetics for their support!


A big thanks to my bloody brilliant proofreader AShadowOfCygnus. Don't stop being classy, buddy.
NOTE: This story takes place years before the Return, back when Twilight was just a filly.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Mass Effect belongs to BioWare and Electronic Arts.

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Three fans try to film a leaked MLP live action movie script before official casting begins.

They hope to impress the studio into giving them jobs, maybe? Or at least, not to be arrested for possession of stolen property.


(I don't know who made this 'still,' but seems like it's on pony social media everywhere today.)

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