So... looks like my Rumble story was a dud, but that's OK. It was nice to write Y&H Granny Smith again, even for a one-shot.

They can't all be "To Not Be Different" or "Magical Mystery Couture," plus I think the backlog of H&H Day stories slowed things down... that had to be the longest I've ever had to wait for a submission to be approved (or denied) by the Powers That Be.

Hi guys! I just joined a new group recently created by Element of Malice titled “Granny Smith’s Attic”.
Has there ever been any fics that you like that are unfortunately long dead and are probably never coming back? Or are even confirmed as cancelled?

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After watching I felt bad for Will Smith. It all make sense now after the Oscar. She is slowly turning into a horrible man and we are seeing the effect of it.

I hope Will divorce her. She's belong to the street,hope she got a cap to cover her bald head.

So, what, your wife takes dicks better than you take jokes?

Hope your reputation takes a serious hit, you fucking douche. Hell, you should be arrested for assault.

(If you have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry, the clip will be everywhere by morning.)

Twenty-six years ago, we dove into a secret organization dedicated to protecting the existence of extraterrestrial life from the eyes of Earthlings.

In case anyone of you are going too, keep an eye out for a Ninja Granny Smith cosplayer.

Listen to it here

I put my reaction under a 'read more' to be fair, and allow you guys to pass your own judgement.

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That's most definitely NOT your timeline, Dinky...

Well this is just the idea that popped in my head. Could any of you just imagine what would happen if Ethan Smith somehow got teleported to rapture and got a hold of a plasmid?

Howdy all.

So, it's been a while. EFNW took a lot out of me this year because, well, organizing the venue layout and 121 events with only 2 months kept me pretty busy. On the bright side Bronyville, the primer Brony Podcast, said it was one the best cons they have been to in years, brony or otherwise.

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To be fair, both Will Smith and Chris Rock are in the wrong. While Chris maintained professionalism, took it in stride, and kept the ceremony going, it's inappropriate that he made a G.I. Jane joke to Jada Pinkett Smith who is diagnosed with alopecia. Making fun of someone's medical condition is not okay.

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Sometimes I post things and wonder: is the message merely the sum total of the words on the page? Is there purpose to it, or do I merely assemble stock phrases and cliché to fling uselessly at a world that has long since moved on to the next big thing?

What am I dreaming about?

I'm working on a Discord solo shot for this cool pony right here (Pony Face goes here)

Thank you Wolf for requesting, I hope to finish it soon!
(Be sure to send more requests!)

Will Smith is not pleased with Hasbro using his "Hitch" name for Gen 5 movie.

He want his Hitch name back! There can be the only one.

Now that I've gotten this week's chapter of Altered Visage out of the way, how about I make the next chapter of John 'Honeycrisp' Apple public too? Spoilers and discussion after the break.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws

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Spoiler Free Summary

The Archer and the Smith is an excellent story overall, but has a few technical hiccups.

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This is a scene that was cut from the latest chapter of "The Iron Horse" (which is up now, by the way!). I thought it was funny and it was a little bit of an homage to the character of Death from the late, great Sir Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" series. Unfortunately, it didn't really fit in with the rest of the narrative, so I cut it, but here it is for your

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