Might as well work on a new chapter for GPK, see what happens. Not gonna fuck with the previous bits too much, because I don't actually feel like rewriting the bad-ness out of it. I'll just try to keep adding good-ness and cleaning the mess I made. Bare with me, and we'll see what happens. Also, I haven't watched the damn show in several years, and I don't think I ever even finished Season 7 so keep that in mind two as I write the characters. Of course, a lot of it was going to be done with

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I wrote a new story.

It's very nonsensical, but that's my signature style.

It's an AU about Princess Luna. In this universe, she never went to the moon, married King Sombra, and had a son with him. His name is Endymion.

Also, Hell is the location of IRS headquarters, and a demon was sent Luna's way because she tried to commit tax evasion.

I also found the cure for cancer, but I'm using it as a paperweight for the manuscript of this story. Read it if you want to save lives.

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What I intended:

What actually happened:

4/1

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And I went and posted it without waiting for a response from my pre-readers.

Sorry guys, I didn't know what was up.

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A few years back, I had a series of extremely bad writing ideas. Call them the worst possible ideas, and you might not be wrong.

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Halloween is coming up, guys. Tumblr is just barely holding back as is; the moment it turns to September 1st, chaos will ensue with spooky gifs and scary skeletons that are raving in graveyards. It will only grow worse as September turns to October, often referred to "Halloween Month".

That is why I am preparing you all for the coming holiday.

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YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

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So what does this chart mean?

This is showing that return on investment for one-year bonds is officially higher than ten year bonds.

This happening has predicted every recession of the last sixty years.

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You can like me. You can hate me. You can feel however you want about me, to be honest, that's fine. But you need to remember one thing I say, believe only one thing above all else:

It's never worth suicide.

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hey, write me a script for a my little pony anti-drug PSA

ChatGPT
Title: "Friendship is the Best High"

[Open to a beautiful day in Ponyville. Birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and everything seems peaceful. Suddenly, a group of young ponies is seen gathered around an older, shifty-looking pony in a dark alley.]

Narrator (Twilight Sparkle's voice): "In the magical land of Equestria, the power of friendship has always been our greatest strength."

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I see a whole lot of new and aspiring fanfiction writers all the time, and they almost always start not knowing the basic rules of storytelling or how hard it is in reality to create a believable story. Well, as believable as you can get in fiction. From all I've seen in my time here, I can fairly say that the limits for that go way beyond the sane prospects of logic.

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5I just learned one of my homeless trans addicted sex worker friends died of overdose 7 months ago. Talk about the odds stacked against you. Several years ago I tried to help her out with having a place to stay and get clean and it lasted for a bit but between our shit legal system and our shit mental health system and our shit economic system it wasn't enough.

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I always feel a little bit guilty doing non-writeoff reviews during the writeoffs, but given how frequently the writeoffs happen these days, if I didn’t, I’d hardly do any at all.

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After some delays, it should finally be coming out tomorrow! It won't be quite on her "birthday," but hey, close enough, right?

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Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships,

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By now (’cause I’m late on the blog post), most of y’all will have noticed that neither Mongolia nor friction particularly feature in my latest offering. It’s also light on actual horses, depending on your headcanon.

Source

There’s a reason for that.

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I wanted to call a friend, telling them about how I've been feeling pretty shitty lately. They didn't pick up, but I needed to do something to feel a bit better. That's when I finished my hooch. Half a juice bottle, to be exact. I started to feel the buzz, but it still didn't feel like enough. That's when I decided to call whiskey for help, too. And then I had three shots of vodka. You see, I come from a judgmental family, and that made me scared shitless of people's

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This contains spoilers for Fallout Equestria: Commonwealth, Ace Attorney: Justice for All, and Fallout 4. You have been warned.

A waifu is a term that’s often used to describe fictional girls who you’d want to be in a relationship with. Now, I’ve been getting awfully attached to a lot of fictional characters as of late, so I figured that even though TRG Colosseum is today, what’s a better usage of my time than ranking all my waifus in a tier list?

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