Dashie’s (Very Important) Waifu Tier List · 10:54pm Feb 26th, 2022
This contains spoilers for Fallout Equestria: Commonwealth, Ace Attorney: Justice for All, and Fallout 4. You have been warned.
A waifu is a term that’s often used to describe fictional girls who you’d want to be in a relationship with. Now, I’ve been getting awfully attached to a lot of fictional characters as of late, so I figured that even though TRG Colosseum is today, what’s a better usage of my time than ranking all my waifus in a tier list?
I only have 5 of these characters (for now), but I’m bored, and I like making bad ideas real (like seriously, have you read my stories?).
These merely describe fictional girls I take a particular interest in, this does not include “transition goals” cough Noodle cough, as I am more interested in looking like those characters than actually wanting to be in a relationship with them.
Think of this on a ‘scale of 1-10 thing’, and please do not take this seriously as an okay way of going about things irl.
Without further ado, let’s get into it!
S Tier
Curie (Fallout 4)
Pictures are unfortunately unavailable because FiMFiction’s image adding things are a bit weird. So, my top waifu is Curie. She’s adorkable, being constantly interested in science. She’s very dedicated to her craft, and her constant discussions of how things used to be before the war never stops being cute.
She loves almost everything, and has a massive heart for empathy. She always takes pleasure in the new things she sees, and I love it so much. I feel like she wouldn’t be too overbearing, and would give you affection when you needed it.
Her French accent doesn’t hurt, either, and actually adds to that charm rather than just being a sexy accent. However, she’s a short haired girl, and I apparently really love short-haired girls, so that scores a few points.
Overall Curie is just a very dedicated and very cute person (synth?) that I would want to date.
A Tier
Princess Jade (Fallout Equestria: Commonwealth)
Obviously, Jade is already with Fast Times, and yes, I’d respect that. However, if Fast Times was out of the picture, then she’d make it into A tier easily.
While Jade’s personality is inspired by Curie (as CrazyPerson has said themselves), Jade notches in a little lower for one main reason; she’s a little overbearing. She is constantly doting on you, especially when you hurt yourself, and that could get very old fast. That being said, however, being all over you is pretty good doctoral practice.
Jade is similar to Curie in that she’s obsessed with a certain field, however, she’s obsessed with all things Velvet Remedy and Velvet Remedy related. While this isn’t science, it still makes her incredibly dedicated and incredibly cute in the process.
She fiercely cares for everypony she loves, and would likely take a bullet for all of them if she could. She’d probably be faithful to the end.
While a little overbearing, that dedication creates a very cute and faithful character under the surface.
Franziska von Karma (Ace Attorney series)
Franziska is almost the complete antithesis of Jade. She’s strict, old-fashioned, and a perfectionist, at least at first. However, toward the end of Justice for All, Franziska does a complete turnaround and learns to shake off the von Karma name and start living in the moment, free of all the burden of the von Karma that she’d been trying to live up to her whole life, hence why her name translates to “Free from Karma”.
After that character development, she becomes almost a character you’d pity, and is certainly endlessly happier. She had a lot of pressure put on her, and I’d love to just be with her when she’s free of all that and actually enjoying life.
It doesn’t hurt that she’s the hottest Ace Attorney character I’ve seen (let me tell you; short-haired girls). But mainly, I want to be with a person who’s grown from the past and trying to enjoy life to its fullest.
Also, most importantly, she has a whip.
…Anyways, moving on.
B Tier
Velvet Remedy (Fallout: Equestria)
Velvet Remedy was my first fictional crush, admittedly. However, this feeling has waned a bit. She’s still knockout gorgeous, don’t get me wrong, and very clearly wanting to make her own path in life (seriously, how badass do you need to be to call your peace group the ‘Followers of the Apocalypse’) by helping every single pony she can with all she can do.
I also love that she’s a singer, though that’s not the reason why I like her.
However, despite being a super kind pony who learns from her mistakes, she can also be a tad manipulative. She mostly grows out of this as FO:E progresses, but she can be a bit “ends justify the means” at times, and manipulation and seduction can be steps in that path.
That being said, her good traits mostly outweigh the bad, and a person who loves pretty much everything equally is someone I could see myself with.
C Tier
Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Of course, my namesake.
I mean, sure I have a bit of a crush on Dash, but it more comes down to the fact that she’s like the other half of me that I wish I had.
She’s bold, brave, a little brash at times, and is (usually) loyal. She shows emotion when she needs to, not letting anybody numb her feelings or push them aside. It’s very clear that she’s a trailblazer, she has her own path in life planned out, and she won’t let anypony stop her.
These are all good qualities, and ones which I have none of, meaning she is a great second half of me. However, she might not also meld well with me. Just because I have the opposite traits in a lot of instances doesn’t mean we’ll mesh well together.
She also seems like the type to be overly dedicated to her job. Loyal to a fault if you will. I could very easily see her working 60+ hours a week, coming home so tired she’s practically already asleep, and that’s usually not good for a relationship,
Sure, I crush on Dash a little, but it’s more of a “I want to be like her” than a “I want to be with her.
Anyways, that was pointless. How was your day?
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